Robin

@matey.net

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Wherever possible not driving and having a small footprint. Runner. UK Born at 331ppm CO2

A picture of famous Leicester man, Daniel Lambert. He's wearing a red coat, white shirt, beige trousers tucked into white socks and black shoes. He's a very big man
A blue cable knit jumper
A buffet table. In the foreground are some triangular cut sandwiches on a foil tray. They have a home made flag in them proclaiming the filling to be 'chicken anal stuffing' due to interesting spacing on the middle word which is presumably meant to read 'and'
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys with his super powerful glasses which make his eyes look enormous
A screen grab of an image showing the Iranian and Czech flags. Text below says Robin was drawn Iran, Czech Republic
A view across a park showing a clear blue sky with the smallest of clouds just above the far treeline
A view across a park under clear blue sky. In the mid distance is a pavillion building behind a large blue and white, metal and rope sign saying Preston
Officer Crantree from TV sitcom Allo Allo
A grey A5 hardback book with a post it note on the front reading Robin's book of good reasons
A paperback book - Arthur C Clarke A Fall of Moondust
A yellow/orange cartoon dog with a red collar and yellow smiley tag. The dog is looking attentively at you want a speech bubble over his head asks "Hey there, I'm Bob. How can I help?". In comic sans
Bill Owen as Compo from last of the Summer wine
Screen grab of the post above showing 69 likes. Nice.
HK-47 - a droid from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic
Old school page under construction GIF - yellow and black chevron border, a cartoon man with a hard hat and shovel inside a yellow diamond and the text "under construction" in flashing rainbow colours below
You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
A very young Jimmy Hill with a beard and pipe. Captioned Chinny Reckon
A man wearing an eyepatch, a pink running on my birthday vest, a rainbow tutu and running shoes. He is running under a bridge with a crowd of people
A bearded man with a rainbow tutu, a pink running on my birthday bib and 50th balloons
A race number for the Great North Run 2025 for Robin #8187. Orange wave, zone C.
Same Garmin watch advising to rest but being held up in front of an out of focus Preston parkrun sign
A Garmin watch being worn on a wrist. The screen shows Training readiness 1 Poor and shows a mark at the very left of a rainbow colour scale line. Below that it advises to focus on recovery
A screen grab of the age verification service which has been imposed on UK users... The verification has failed because the service isn't sure that the user has a real face
A sign with a black exclamation mark in a yellow triangle above the text Danger Soft bottom
A small toad making its way across a stone towards the pond
Two freshly laid roadways between a field and a river
Me, a middle aged white man with wild black hair, glasses and an eye patch holding a pint of beer and a pump clip for Mr cat hazy pale ale which has a logo of a cat wearing an eye patch
A Royal Mail poster showing their new opening hours from July. Monday 8am-10am Tuesday-Friday 8am-10am and 4pm-6pm Saturday 8am-12pm Sunday closed
A bearded man in glasses looking at the inside wall of a train carriage
A graffitied wall behind a patch of scrub grass. A small tag in the middle reads "The devil has asthma"
A pink coffee cup printed with 'rise.' in gold Out of focus behind is an Avanti trains class 805
The title card for the TV show Doomwatch. It consists just of the words doom and watch stacked in capital bold letters. Looks quite ominous
A picture of five elder tree leaves on a stem
Tweet from @underthenettle featuring a fancy tram-b-q in the photo and the text: TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march.
Screen grab of the confirmation email that I have a place in the Great North Run in 2025
Screen grab from Strava - Congrats! You just set your PR in the 5K!
A pink disposable coffee cup with rise. printed in gold. It is sat on a pull down tray in a train
Star Trek's Jean Luc Picard sat at a desk with lots of datapads of various sizes. Out of frame may be a mirror so he can see many of the screens which face away from him
A picture of a tiny green ballpoint pen lying on the pavement
A packet of 12 potato waffles
Logos of the big four railway companies - LNER, LMS. GWR and SR
Screenshot from Facebook. "Katherine Fletcher MP updated their cover photo" with two pictures below showing her doing cosplay Friday and betraying her premiership ambitions
Rishi Sunak with his parents smiling in front of a football pitch full of celebration. The male Sunaks are wearing Southampton FC tops
A small loaf of bread with a sticky tape closure typical of British bread
5 people in running attire on a train
Monty Python Spanish Inquisition
A view from the back yard of trees, blue sky and a prodigious amount of lens flare from the sun
Melania and Donald Trump on a balcony in 2017. Donald is looking at the sun with no eye protection during an eclipse
5 runners posing with the Isabel Trail parkrun sign. Across the top from left, Vicky, Phill, George, Robin. Underneath, posed Atlas like, Liz
Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor with a caption "Lots of planets have a North"
Alec Guinness in front of the bridge over the River Kwai. Which has a sort of rickety timber construction reminiscent of the Old Tram Bridge
Some bracket fungus which looks a bit like streaky bacon
Dr John Ridge knocking on a green door. Sporting a tremendous cravat
Picture of a Walkers crisps multi pack. It is a cardboard box with the text: 100% recyclable outer packaging for spuds' sake, please recycle me!
Sargeant Frank Drebin in a suit. Quote overlaying the photo... "We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but you husband wasn't dead then."
Xbox Achievement unlocked pop up image. Sub text 425G - Extreme Awesomeness
Today's Daily Express front page. Main headline "We'll get tougher with work-shy to cut taxes, says PM" above a photo of Catherine, princess of Wales and her children
Lenny from the Simpsons 0 days without meme picture with complete text reading 0 days without musk doing something stupid
Liz Truss giving a speech. "That is a disgrace"
Electioneering leaflet for Katherine Fletcher, MP for South Ribble. Mostly green and not tory blue. I'd transcribe the text but it's all pie in the sky nonsense