Matneee

@matneee.bsky.social

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Social media influenza. Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️ #GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️ #FakeBookTitleFriday 📚 Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯

A border of brightly coloured bedding plants, rather than wizened miniature tumbleweeds I was expecting.
An extraordinarily optimistic eBay listing for a new Alexei Sayle's Stuff series one DVD at £201.99.
HUUURRRKKK!!!!!
Clipart of a man with a bindle and stick over one shoulder.
List of prohibited items for Generic Self Storage company (name and logo changed to protect the innocent). No doubt disappointing many, last on their list is ' Parents, Grandparents or Children'.
Murdock and his pet mounted lobster Thermidor. A beautiful and unshellfish friendship. I mean unselfish.
A bleary eyed Calico cat sprawled on a sofa, glaring at me for having the temerity to breathe too loudly.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced landscape poster.
Google Health's idiot AI coach declaring my heart rate is high this morning, despite me not actually wearing the watch it gets my heart rate readings from. It even asks if I wore the watch through the night, which it seems increasingly and oddly curious about for reasons that aren't entirely clear to me.
An email from Bradford Council noticing I've not received any emails from them recently and wanting to rectify that.
An excerpt from an email I just received: "If you do not receive any updates within the suggested timeframe, please do not hesitate to get back in touch with us and we will be more than happy to assist you further. Many Thanks, (name blurred out) Customer Support Hero"
The Google Health app's expert AI coach, advising me that I managed to exceed my targeted walking exercise this week, "even without a car". FFS🤦
A portable fan from this week's Aldi Specialbuys, on eBay. Price in store thus week - £24.99. Price on eBay - £52.69. I mean, FFS🤦
Strawberry ice cream and cream soda float. Very yum. My cat looks confused though.
Title screen for Fringe season one episode one .
A sweet, blessed portable telescopic fan from Aldi. Today, this may be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I may cry.
Advert for Automania for commodore 64 and 48k spectrum.
A moist looking black pudding scotch egg with a soft boiled center, artfully arranged on a plate with victuals normal people might eat of a most toothsome relish.
A Calico cat attempting to use a water circulating drinking fountain. Rather than drink from the bowl at the front she's wedged herself between the fountain and wall, and has one paw stuck in the water of a raised part.
Calico cat stood on a sofa back, coming for head scritches.