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@matrees.bsky.social

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Commuications. NHS. Sustainability. Football. Theatre (Kelvin Players). Writing. Film. Music. Parkrunner. Trying to be nice to idiots is hard. (He/him).

A veritable army of small Count Binfaces – bins with faces. There are five of them and they are brightly coloured. They look happy, and ready to fight for the people of Clacton.
An elongated lake, with a path to the left, an island with trees on it to the right, a blue sky with a bright sun.
Article from the Telegraph: Sir Kier Starmer has said he wants to be remembered as "the person that saved Labour" from extinction. He said his main legacy was rooting anti-Semitism out of the party and making it electable again after its historic defeat in 2019. Find out more about his final interview before leaving No 10.
A large metal fence, with a broken bridge behind it.
Goldfinger and Bond play golf.
A timeline saying Today, Tomorrow and Thu 09 July. Under Tomorrow it says No matches today.
A river scene. In the foreground, a muddy riverbank, with a sprinkling of plants. To the right, a tree overhangs the river. The other side of the riverbank is lined with greenery.
A Facebook post that reads: Is Jude Bellingham the most dislikable player in the recent history of the England team? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👎 The post embeds a tweet from someone on Twxtter that reads: Gadfly: Got to be honest here, Bellingham could score five in the final to secure the World Cup but I still won't be able to stand him. He's much like Lewis Hamilton in just being very easily dislikeable.
Frank Sinatra singing the lyrics 'if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere", from that well known hit, New Jersey, New Jersey.
Facebook post from Andy Burnham in 2016: At an uncertain time like this for our country, I cannot see how it makes sense for the Opposition to plunge itself into a civil war. I have never taken part in a coup against any Leader of the Labour Party and I am not going to start now. It is for our members to decide who leads our Party and 10 months ago they gave Jeremy Corbyn a resounding mandate. I respect that and them.
Your Results 83% Woke 17% Chud 36% Techbro 64% Neo-Luddite 52% Hopepilled 48% Doomer 81% Davos 19% Dubai
A job ad that reads: Portfolio Manager company Alexander Mae (Bristol) Ltd location Bristol (BS32) time Contract salary £14 per annum 9 days ago Apply Now £14 a year!?!?
Screenshot of the two teams from the World Cup, Belgium and Iran, coming out at the start of their match, led by the officials and this dude who grabs the ball and winks at the camera like a proper legend.
Copy from the article that says: Jones melted down in April after The Onion announced the plans, accusing the brand of “stealing my identity” and “misrepresenting who I am.” He then became so mad about it, that he went on a furious shirtless rampage.
The pic shows some text with a pic underneath of Brooklyn Beckham. He looks annoying. He is wearing a flat cap backwards on his head with a collarless shirt, and has a smug grin on his stupid, annoying face. The text reads: "Brooklyn Beckham says he 'hasn't worked for five years.' Brooklyn, 27, claims he's been too focused on developing his hot sauce brand Cloud23. He says: 'I'm always calling the CEO on Sunday at 10pm with a crazy idea of what direction we might go in or a condiment idea.' 'I can come across as annoying sometimes.' 👇
A brief video zooming in on a coffee pot on a camping stove, a hand reaches in and lifts the lid to reveal delicious coffee.
A wooden planter full of soil, with a dozen of so green shoots poking through.
BBC Breaking News banner that reads: UK economy grew 0.6% between January and March – follow live to see what this means for you.
A small lake. A pathway stretches to the right of the picture. Either side of the lake is a selection of trees. The scene sits below a perfect blue sky, with sun flares stretching down from the sun, which hides behind the tree on the right hand side.
Andrew the piss artist formerly known as Prince, in the back of a car looking like he's shitting himself. And for good goddam reason.
In March 2024, Goodwin wrote in The Sun that, "Eight years ago I did some political fortune-telling that led to people thinking I was insane. I was one of only a few analysts who predicted that not only would Britain vote to leave the EU but also that America would elect President Donald Trump". However, Will Jennings of the University of Southampton said that when speaking at an event at the London School of Economics on the day of the Brexit referendum, Goodwin actually predicted a two-point Remain win. While Goodwin gave Trump a better chance of winning in the 2016 US presidential election than some pundits, he nonetheless wrote that Trump "would most likely fail". Goodwin also incorrectly predicted that Trump would win the 2020 election.
Colourful poster of lots of Lego bricks, with text over the top that reads: LEGO CLUB. First rule of Lego Club... Tell everyone about the Lego Club! Every Tuesday, and then the time underneath, but the text is cut off.
A picture of the front cover of shit rag 'news' paper, The Sun. It has a picture of ex Man Utd manager, Ruben Amorin and the headline, When your trophies are nil and you've cost 30 mil... That's Amorin. Clearly, the headline writers are trying to summon up the song, That's Amore, not understanding that Amorin's surname is pronounced 'Am-or-in', not 'A-mor-in', so it just doesn't scan right.
Starmer drops to his knees on the ground in front of an all-powerful Emperor, Trump, grovelling as he retrieves the elderly fascist's papers for him.
The inside of a Christmas card. It reads in handwriting: To '[name blanked out]', 'Merry Christmas'. And then in print it reads: So, enjoy a festive season filled with all the little things that make you happy. And then in handwriting again it reads: With love & best wishes 'Nan & Gramps' xxxxx
Chubby man baby Piers Morgan sits awkwardly on one half of the screen while human baked bean Andrew Tate, sits on the other half of the screen wagging his bony finger and snarling testerically.
The realisation in George Bailey's face that he's now living in the worst possible timeline in It's A Wonderful Life.
Chris Rea in a bath with eggs.
A close up of a white man's cheek with a large cut high on the cheek bone. The man is wearing a hat, rain coat and earphones, and has a short beard/long stubble.
A late night photo of a tree, with a rope hanging from its branches and a lampost swinging in the background, right about where a head would be if a body was hanging from the rope. It is all framed by another tree's trunk and branches
A screen grab of a documentary called The Magical World of Moss.
David Bowie, Billy Morgan, Dave Grohl, Robert Smith, Frank Black, Nate Mendel, William Goldsmith, Pat Smear, Placebo and Sonic Youth,1997. Photo by KEVIN MAZUR/GETTY The photo was at David Bowie's 50th Birthday Celebration concert, held at Madison Square Garden in New York City on January 9, 1997.
An orange that has been cut to look like a pod from Alien
A brown dog called Fudge and a black cat called Kiki sit side-by-side, with Kiki sitting atop Fudge, both with their eyes closed, in a small dog bed. They both look very content and relaxed.
A circular lake in Eastville Park. It is covered by green plants and various birds. Gorgeous green trees surround the lake, and the shining sun pokes between the branches of a tree on the right-hand side of the lake.
A screenshot from Bluesky showing the screen that pops up when you want to see 'fewer' posts like this – although it says: Show more like this And Show less like this But which are they trying to say? 'less content or less posts'. Because if it's the second, they're in big trouble...