Matrixkitty 👾

@matrixkitty.bsky.social

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✨I’m unfunny on purpose, I swear. ✨ He/him Lvl. 3️⃣5️⃣ MAIN CLASS. #️⃣millenial SUB. Cat dad RZZ. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5

Video of Pokemon trainers talking to each other before the P.C. says “I’ll crush you nice and quick”
Toad sitting in the water basin of a flower pot
Fred from Scooby-Doo removing a mask that says Tariffs from a person. Once removed the character is revealed to be named “distraction from Epstein Files”
Box of cereal called “capn Crunch Orange Creampop Crunch”
Screenshot from Megaman Starforce in which the player is talking to an an elderly looking man who says “I’m 30 years old”
Cartoonish guillotine with a happy face exclaiming “Hey kids! Remember, people have never gained rights by asking nicely for them!”
Jabra phone dock with a custom phrase “Hot and Ready” (the slogan for Little Caesars, aka the best pizza chain) displayed on it
Tuxedo cat partially under a blanket focusing on an object out of frame.
Slightly annoyed tuxedo cat laying on a green blanket. Front paws are tucked under his torso and he has a slightly furrowed brow expression on his face.