Mat Ryer

@matryer.bsky.social

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Director Engineering @ Grafana Labs. Safe and actually useful AI. Music. Podcaster, Conference emcee, Author. Games.

Screenshot of AMOS programming interface on Amiga.
AMOS professional poster.
It’s a perspective joke so basically if you rely on alt text, you’re just not gonna get it. It’s ok, there will be other jokes for you.
Pigpen with a microphone head due to perspective. Promise. I’m not into lying to the blind.
Mat with Steve Coogan, both mid-blink looking hideous.
Mark climbing under a barrier.
Grafana’s Big Tent poster, featuring Anthropic.
Old looking columnar thing with a burst of moonlight behind it.
Traitors UK dashboard.
Photo of Edinburgh’s Victoria Street. A curve of colourful buildings line a cobbled hill.
Advert for a show called: Joz Norris is Hugh Jackman is The Phantom of the Opera
Well
Nutcracker, TV screen showing departures, Christmas tree. Simple as that.
A Christmas scene: step ladder, boxes and a Christmas tree with lights on.
Loads of Christmas trees lying on the ground.
Screenshat Apple Music showing the track.
Track listing of The Beatles Anthology 4 - showing that ‘I’ve Just Seen a Face’ is now available. And it rocks.
Me telling Mark Watson that I need to do more cardio. Him reassuring me that I have nice cardigans. Mark is not a qualified GP but good advice is good advice.
The cable with a ransom style letter reading: if you want to see you cable again, then send chocolate.
Hot red sun perched upon the London skyline.
Mat in a bucket hat. Are they called that?
Oasis stage at Wembley.
The computer man from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. “I’m now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime’s supply of chocolate”
A photograph of the moon poking up behind the horizon
The Company trailer video
A video of a flat sun. Clouds are obscuring the sun at the top so it looks flat.
Mat looking gormless.
Empty MacBook box. The laptop is missing.
Mat look cool af (as fucking heck)
The Sydney Opera House at night.
Sydney opera house in the sunset with a ship in the foreground and a moon in the background.
An old factory inside a dome. But where?
A 3D printed gopher on a computer
A table with a perturbing thing sticking up. You get it.
Alan Turing statue sitting on a bench holding an apple.
Picture of Nova speaking at FOSDEM in 2023.
Page with tiny text and buttons that look miles away.
Photo of Mansfield Town station from the train window.
Advert saying ‘never buy another pan again’
OpebUK medal
(A screenshit from a news website) American Airlines grounded all its flights at the start of Christmas Eve - one of the busiest travel days of the year - because of a "technical issue"
Mat pointing at his nose hair trimmer’s manual. His finger looks like a chicken drummer.