matt

@matt.tasty.computer

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Estimated delivery Today, July 16 by 9:00 P.M.
Output from smart scale showing Weight: 209.9 lbs Body fat: 28.9% Muscle mass: 139.8 lb
Chicken thighs in a pan with browned, crispy skin.
Sunbeam T20-B
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Mamdani and Lander cackling at a victory party 🎉
Seb from Viagra Boys This post is spiritually similar to some of his lyrics like: "I can drop some historical facts About World War II and other things"
"Bluesky Licence" generated from my profile and post/interaction history
Ronaldo
The dril Blowjob Brothers tweet but it says the Breast Brothers
Email from Angine de Poitrine where they call themselves "Les Frères de Poitrine"
Belt with lever attachment assembled
Unassembled Pioneer lever belt
Meme using a scene from Law & Order: SVU showing Ice-T's character (Detective Fin Tutuola) in a leather jacket explaining something to his partner. Top text reads: "KID WAS STONED OUT OF HIS MIND. NEW TREND THAT JUST HIT THE STREETS WHERE YOU POP A MANHOLE COVER AND DO GRAVITY BONGS IN THE SEWER." Bottom text reads: "THEY CALL IT NINJA TURTLING."
TMNT title but it says people coming out of manholes
Snowy (a large tabby) peeking out between the rails of a little kid's top bunk
3 days of forecast showing highs 80, 69, 81
The "Get in loser. We're going shopping," meme from Mean Girls but she's saying "Get in Shinji. We're going robotting."
Bag of boiled peanuts that I cooked last summer and just thawed out from the freezer to eat. Finishing up last year's supply because I will be able to get green peanuts again in July and need the freezer space.
epresentative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) consistently maintains one of the lowest average campaign contributions in federal politics, with recent figures hovering around $17 to $21 per donation. Grassroots Funding: Her campaign relies almost exclusively on small-dollar, individual contributors. Corporate PACs: She does not accept any money from corporate PACs or lobbyists.
Screenshot from Ticketmaster showing that I was able to buy tickets to see Angine De Poitrine in Atlanta. They have been selling out everywhere near instantly so I feel very fortunate to have snagged these.
Handheld ham radio
Soba and Snowy
Translation of helicopter to Japanese: herikoputa
@dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
"Rip's politics are almost as bad as his erotica writing." It was on a post where he said the government shouldn't certify personal trainers because the free market can solve for that. Ok, bud.
A robust tabby cat lying on a child's rainbow and unicorn+ decorated sleeping bag while her more svelte, gray tuxedo sister plays on the rug nearby, rolling over to look upside down at the camera.
Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021 saying, "You got any stuff that doesn't suck?"
Futuristic Utopia meme image
Speech bubble from George from the Seinfeld episode The Opposite
180 lb barbell row for 10 reps
Stats from my 300 squat workouts over the last 3 years
Fighting back a smile
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
Dumbass failing to yield and almost killing us all
Anti fascist action red and black flag logo but it says "Anti Harry Potter Action" and "Read another book"
Zoolander as a mermaid: "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty"
A concert poster taped to a blue painted wooden wall. The poster has a dark green/olive background with a yellow border and features an illustration of a figure in a jacket with tangled, branch-like tendrils emerging from their head in place of a face. Text reads: "Hellfyre Club Presents the Dorner vs Tookie Tour featuring Busdriver, Nocando, Open Mike Eagle, Milo. Tuesday, March 11th 2014, 7:00 PM, $13 ADV, All Ages" at The Masquerade in Atlanta.
Bypassing the Strait of Hormuz with Mario pipes
TMNT logo but it says US Women's Ninja Turtles
The sackbut, a Renaissance brass instrument, was the precursor to the modern trombone. Invented in the 15th century, likely in Burgundy, it was popular from the mid-15th century to the 1750s
Doctor from Rookie of the Year who says "Funky butt-lovin!" when he gets smacked in the face.
A four-panel meme featuring Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails performing live, wearing a black sleeveless shirt. Panel 1 (top left): Reznor at the microphone with text overlay: "How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have Fun?" Panel 2 (top right): Close-up of Reznor with text: "Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band." Panel 3 (bottom left): Reznor singing intensely with text: "We're here to have a bad time." Panel 4 (bottom right): Reznor continuing to perform with caption: "(synthesizer playing)" The meme contrasts typical concert banter with Nine Inch Nails' darker, industrial aesthetic — joking that NIN is decidedly not a "good time party" band.
An old pedo realizing he's fucked
Epic handshake meme Left hand: Antifa Right hand: NIMBYs Shake: Stop the camps
@ja3k_ on Twitter: Software engineering is like Tetris now in that you have to go faster and faster until you die
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Bill Murray with Punxsutawney Phil in his lap driving the truck from Groundhog Day
Mean Girls: "Get in loser we're going losing"
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page on Dumpsters: History Roll-off container The word "dumpster", first used commercially in 1936, came from the Dempster-Dumpster system of mechanically loading the contents of standardized containers onto garbage trucks, which was patented by Dempster Brothers in 1935. The containers were called Dumpsters, a blending of the company's name with the word dump. The Dempster Dumpmaster, which became the first successful front-loading garbage truck that used this system, popularized the word.
Doug Martsch of legendary indie rock band Built to Spill
Bamboo spoon/spatula with slanted, flat top edge