Matt Butler

@matt4something.bsky.social

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A picture of John Mulaney as George St. Geegland with the caption "You're born a schmuck, and you'll die a schmuck. Welcome to hell, idiot."
A comparison of Kibblesmith and Noel Household's father
An email title saying "dear rax, my writing group kicked me out for using AI"
The meme of "Jesus Christ... That's Jason Bourne." But it says Jesus Christ... Today is Daylight Savings.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
A screen grab of the film The Thing, when the character warns the main characters about the dog they are protecting.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
"Sam Darnold? Out indefinitely for mononucleosis?" With a still from the "Jeff Epstein the Financier" bit from Conan.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
First they came 2 First they came for the socialists which was pretty funny to be honest because they were mean to me online all the time. Then they randomly stopped there lol. Just before my ass. What are the odds of that? Welp back to normal.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
A bunch of rugby players in rugby kit.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
A button saying "I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them."
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and Saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
A badge saying I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
Walton Goggins as Boyd Crowder saying, "if it isn't Django Flask as I live and breathe."
Ryan Lizzo's part two on Telos, but changed so it says: She did it again. It was four years later. Another presidential campaign. Another book project. Another candidate whom she had profiled. Another note—a poem, according to Olivia—though this time from the candidate to her. “My love for you is like for truck,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Berserker.” He continued, “Would you like to making fuck? Berserker. My love for you is like a rock, Berserker. Would you like to smoke some pot? Berserker. My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker. Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker. Would you like some making fuck? Berserker.”
A button saying I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them
A picture of Charlie and Mac from it's always sunny in Philadelphia with the caption saying "Aww, did someone get addicted to spying on the American people?"
"Somehow, the left's Violent Rhetoric caused me to write this." With a picture of Oscar Isaac's when he announced the return of palatine.
A picture of Morris Day and the Time.
The wikipedia article about Trump's sexual assault allegations, specifically about his 2013 assault of Cassandra Searles.
Live, laugh, butlerian jihad
Chris Farley and Adam Sandler having a conversation from Billy Madison, That Gavin Newsom and his capitulation is the only option, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean. No, you don't. Well, not me personally, but a guy I know, he told me that dank memes, centrism, and throwing trans kids under the bus already won, hard. No, it hasn't. No, no, no, it didn't. But you could imagine what it would be like if it did, right ...?
A stolen hat from one of my children makes me look like a giant baby idiot.
Jim Downey on Conan
Jim Downey on Conan Needs A Friend
Live Laugh Butlerian Jihad
A list of fake baseball players names from a Japanese Game.
Tobias Funke from Arrested development replying to his wife's question "well, did it work for those people?" with "No. It never does. I mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... ...but it might work for us."
Grok explains Peter Schiff's comments about doing pedophilia in a Jamaican patois.
Daniel Maxwell of the Henry C. Lee College of Criminal Justice saying: "And there's nothing wrong with asking for some identification. A real-life police officer is going to be more than willing to take that extra step to identify themselves."
Achewood with the text, "Hey guys! Guess who just got... Yellllled aaat!"
A furry picture of a dog Amelia Earhart.
Karl Marx with a speech bubble.
A stock ticker showing the Dow Jones Industrial Average down 3.65%
A stock ticker showing that the dow has dropped 2% overnight.
A glee screen cap that originally said "I'm going to create an environment that is so toxic" changed to "I'm going to create a government that is so efficient."
A picture of my Libby timeline showing that I have gotten 450 books out over the last two years.
Welcome To Hell World on the First Trump Assassination attempt in 2024
A picture of the stage and pit at HFStival 2024
Blue sky user 377,893
An older woman holding a sign that said "Mass Deportation Now" replaced with "Make Me Pick My Own Produce"
A picture of the Republican delegates holding a sign that said "Mass Deportation Now" replaced with "Make Me Pick My Own Produce".
Cheryl from Archer with a caption that says "It's just like George Orwell Said!"
A screenshot saying: People have different politics. I get it. Some of us drive trucks and work in factories and others of us ride the subway and type on computers. Some people have to sweat for a living and other people can sit around all day reading policy papers. I don’t expect everyone to naturally care about the same stuff or to naturally come to the same conclusions about how to get to where we need to be. But I will humbly suggest that one shared idea that we can all get behind is this: Don’t respect anyone who doesn’t care if you suffer. Don’t respect anyone who is willing to tell you lies that will hurt you and your children in order to make themselves rich.
A text picture of the first half of the following poem. What Follows Matthew Butler 9/4/2023 Remember, friends, that over the next fifteen years some group of weirdos will try to sell you the waste heat of a thousand fossil powered powerplants as if they’re giving you a benefit. Again. The intellectual (people who hate college and higher learning) dark (on twitter) web (bunch of grifters) will insist that we all are finally going to get all the things we want, if only we shove our neighbors into the fire. Again. The world will get hotter, and instead of developing new technology, we’ll be told that it is coming over and over, but whenever you ask how it works, it is too much for your pretty little head. Again.
Track listing from Spotify showing Change (In the House of Flies) by the Deftones, and Change (Taylor's Version) by Taylor Swift
Eric Carlyle's very fed caterpillar, with only green checks around it, saying "Eat Until Sleep", "Sleep Until Change"