Matt Craddock

@mattcraddock.com

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Research Software Engineer at The Alan Turing Institute, UK. Former cognitive neuroscientist

Me, wearing sunglasses and a hat indoors for some reason, also wearing a genuine Hawaiian shirt
Succulent Chinese meal guy
Vada pav from bundobust
A highlight card from google photos. It reads "Spotlight on a day; 0 highlights", and is otherwise blank
A Hot Cross Bunettone from Aldi, boxed
Sinister looking guy from an 80s British pork advert
Chris Coghill
A screenshot of a tweet that links to an interview between Sydney Sweeney and Ethan Hawke. The preview images in the tweet combine the upper half of Sweeney's head with the lower half of Hawke's
A gif of a puppet rat eating another puppet rat after it's been blown up and killed. From an episode of The Young Ones
The cover image of Come To Daddy, by Aphex Twin - several children are shown, each with Aphex Twin's face instead of their own
The Dubliner, in York, which used to be a great pub called The Maltings, and is now clearly not
A scene from The Day Today. Two men are fighting until one pulls out a union Jack flag and they embrace. The subtitle reads "we know that conflict will always perish in the brotherhood of flags"
Screenshot from True Detective Woody Harrelson's character is leaning on his car, talking to somebody offscreen. The subtitle reads "I just want you to stop saying odd shit"
Part of the credits of an episode of Morse. A character is listed as "Incontinent policeman"
An illustration from the book "first Russian words", illustrated by David Melling. The illustration shows a topless person from behind. They are. pulling up their trousers. Next to their elbow is the caption "локоть/elbow"; lower down is the caption "попа/bottom"
The AI Overview text reads: "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is part of the season considered to be Season 10, but not actually part of the original run. Season 10 is also known as the "revival" season. In "Columbo Goes to College", Culp played the father of one of the student murderers, rather than playing the murderer himself. "
The AI Overview text reads: "Yes, Robert Culp appears in the first episode of Columbo Season 10, "Columbo Goes to College", but not as the murderer. This was his fourth and final appearance on the show, and the only time he played a character other than the killer, according to Wikipedia. He plays Jordan Rowe, the father of one of the college student murderers."
A Google AI answer to the question "is Robert Culp in season 10 of Columbo?". The text reads "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is not part of Season 10. Season 10 of Columbo featured the episode "Columbo Cries Wolf," which does not include Robert Culp."
A set of blackboards showing upcoming events at a local pub. First, a quiz, then target shooting, then an acoustic jam session. Finally, on Sunday, they'll be Hanging Johnny
A pack of frozen parippuvada - south Indian fried lentil patties - which, for the record, are incredible
A screenshot of augmented reality "view-in-your-room" product display from Amazon. A toilet seat is floating in the air in a cafe.
Vada Pav, from bundobust.com in Leeds. A spiced potato ball on a bun, with spicy relish and a chili pepper
A photograph from a property listing on Rightmove. The photo shows a rear year with a a variety of pot plants, but right in the middle is a Balkenkreuz on a grey background, as if the Luftwaffe had just been shot down nearby and a piece claimed as a trophy
A price label for a pineapple from Aldi. The price has been reduced from 99p to 98p
A splodge of yoghurt on a wooden floor. The splodge is shaped like a penis and testicles
A screenshot from google AI search, which reads: "More experienced developers (15+ years) may earn closer to £62,000, while those with 4-6 years of experience might reach £90,000, according to Glassdoor"
A man with sunglasses. The man is Bernie, from the film "A Weekend at Bernie's" . Bernie is dead, and the sunglasses help hide that.
A screenshot of 80s TV show "the adventure game", in which a contestant is making their way across a perilous bridge full of gals over a the yawning chasm of space
The scene from the simpsons in which Moe Sizlak undergoes a lie detector test
A photo of part of a cheque from the American Egg board, showing their egg logo with the word incredible we ritten on it
A pile of rubbish. Empty cardboqrd boxes crumpled up and a pile of red and white plastic wrapping in a cylindrical shape
A chocolate panettone from Aldi
A tabby and white cat sat on top of a kitchen cabinet
A bag of Camembert and black garlic crisps from CoOp
A screenshot from Microsoft Outlook Calendar, showing an entry on Wednesday 13th that reads "Canceled: World Kindness Day"
Red and green glowing in the sky - the northern lights seen from a Lincolnshire back garden
A still from an episode of the Miss Marple tv series (2007). A tour guide (not seen) is leading a group through a stately home. The subtitles read "The ninth Lord Forrester was renowned for his extravagant balls"
A screenshot from the 1984 Spectrum game Lords of Midnight. Two red dragons are seen in front of hills and forests. Text in the screenshot shows that it is the view of Luxor the Moonprince, standing at the Tower of the Moon, looking south to the Downs of Shadows