Matt Cramer

@mattcramer.bsky.social

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You are who you choose to be. He/him

A cyclist on a paved (asphalt) bike lane in Long Beach, CA
The main hall of Grand Central Station. Spider-Man presumably lurking in the ducts somewhere
My bike Rex in front of a view across the Hudson, looking toward Highland, NY and Franny Reese State Park
Fireworks launched from a barge on the Hudson River, seen from the East shore, the Mid-Hudson Bridge lit up on the left
A perfect rainbow over the Poughkeepsie train station, seen from the balcony outside Akari Sushi. An American flag waves in the right hand corner. It’s the 4th of July
The George Washington Bridge, seen at night from near the east shore of the Hudson
Sunlight reflecting off the Freedom Tower. Dumb name, but I can’t deny this building is cool.
Insane thunderstorm in Southern Manhattan
Rex by the entrance to the Battery Bikeway
The Statue of Liberty seen from the Staten Island Ferry, threatening thunderclouds looming in the background. The wrath of God coming for America’s 250th?
Me in front of Rex behind my car. Bye car! See you Sunday
Rex all kitted out with new rear rack bag and new helmet
Rainn Wilson lookin real sexy as BACKSTROM
Gaudí’s Parc Güell in Barcelona, aerial view
Sickos but it’s Calvin’s dad in his biking getup
Nazi propaganda poster showing a strapping young “aryan” man posing heroically with a swastika flag: “Der Deutsche Student Kämpft Für Führer und Volk In der Mannschaft des NSD-Studentenbundes” Translated: “The German student fights for the Führer and the people in the National Socialist German Students' League”
WWII-era U.S. Army propaganda poster: “Do with less—so THEY’LL have enough! Rationing gives you your fair share” Image of infantry soldier drinking coffee (presumably) from a tin cup
Jeffrey Wright in Westworld saying “Doesn’t look like anything to me”
Biden in cool aviator shades enjoying a nice ice cream while the world burns
BLACKFIRE (DC comics villainess) standing over Starfire of the Teen Titans and shouting BLACKFIRE!
Lionel Hutz daydreams about world peace
Nails
Stiles, the “cool” best friend from TEEN WOLF (1985), wearing a shirt that says “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE”
A cartoon from MAD Magazine, 1969. See the Super Patriot. Hear him preach how he loves his country. Hear him preach how he hates "Liberals". And "Moderates"... and "Intellectuals"... And "Activists"... and "Pacifists"... And "Minority Groups"... and "Aliens"... And "Unions"... and "Teenagers"... And the "Very Rich"... and the "Very Poor"... And "People With Foreign-Sounding Names". Now you know what a Super Patriot is He's someone who loves his country While hating 93% of the people who live in it.
Don Calhoun celebrating his million-dollar shot before the ball even goes in
Carla wearing an impish grin and toking a giant spliff
1996 Todd Hollandsworth Los Angeles OF 1995 Hideo Nomo Los Angeles SP 1994 Raul Mondesi Los Angeles OF 1993 Mike Piazza Los Angeles C 1992 Eric Karros Los Angeles 1B
Erika Kirk looking happy as hell
Graham @grahamistearingup.bsky.social I don't think most consider a 16 yo to be a child, but that doesn't mean they're somehow exempt from being manipulated or abused. The constant emphasis of "children" implies that sexual abuse can *ONLY* be perpetrated against a child. Most of Epstein's victims were teenagers AND THAT'S ALREADY BAD. Quoting Outspoken ™ @out5p0ken.bsky.social Stop saying underage women. They are children.
Baseball “sickos” guy
Lenny Kravitz wearing an even bigger, some might say comically huge scarf
Wolverine crawls out of the sewer
Little henchman guy from Venture Bros.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge, looking a dead ringer for Lyudmila Pavlichenko
The cover of Superman #26 (published October 1943). Superman holds up a Nazi in one hand while ringing the Liberty Bell into a microphone labeled “Radio Berlin.” “AMERICA’S FAVORITE ADVENTURE STRIP CHARACTER”
Spongebob time card that says “Fifty issues later…”
A six pack of beer simply labeled “beer”
zoom in on the center of the image to show a dark colored rhombus
Frank Grimes getting ready to grab the power lines
Christine O’Donnell in the campaign ad where she promised, “I’m not a witch”
The dude from Scanners whose head is about to explode
Middle guy with a killer lean in/eye pop combo
The cover of Superman (vol. 1) #330, Dec. 1978. NOW 40¢ EXCLUSIVE! SUPERMAN'S SECRET REVEALED! Superman puts on his glasses in front of Lana Lang and says, “Lana — NOW do you believe I’m Clark Kent?” Lana, holding up a picture we can’t see, says, “Of course not! What kind of idiot do you take me for? THIS is what Clark looks like!” REVEALED AT LAST--THE STARTLING SECRET OF HOW SUPERMAN FOOLS THE WORLD WITH HIS CLARK KENT IDENTITY! A SECRET ENDANGERED BY THE SINISTER SCHEMES OF THE SPELLBINDER!
Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds looking like a dead ringer for Zuck
The sickos meme but his shirt says “blankies”
Bluey 1 dollarbuck
Domino meme starting with “long form birth certificate” and ending with “cooking beans over a trashcan fire”
Wikipedia list of the current order of presidential succession 1 Vice President JD Vance Republican 2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Mike Johnson Republican 3 President pro tempore of the Senate Chuck Grassley Republican 4 Secretary of State Marco Rubio Republican 5 Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent Republican 6 Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth Republican 7 Attorney General Pam Bondi Republican 8 Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum Republican 9 Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins Republican 10 Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick Republican 11 Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer Republican 12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Independent 13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Scott Turner Republican
THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #146, May 1981 VENGEANCE BELONGS TO BLACKLASH! The villain Blacklash flourishes a whip at Iron Man, who is holding his arm where Blacklash just whipped him. Art by Bob Layton
Eric Idle as the “wink wink nudge nudge” guy in Monty Python
Landing craft and ships unload troops and supplies at Omaha Beach a few days after D-Day. (Photo: Conseil Régional de Basse-Normandie / US National Archives)
David Lynch as FBI Deputy Director Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks: The Return saying “Fix your hearts or die!”
“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” — Lyndon B. Johnson