Matt Fallaize

@mattfallaize.bsky.social

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A sandwich on a plate, with salad behind. It consists of an onion bhaji, bombay mic, kachumber salad and mango chutney mayo.
Johnny and Moira Rose out of off of Schitt's Creek
Djibo the lion, looking absolutely fucking knackered
A rather nice (and reasonably priced) country pub.
A bottle of Gruner Veltliner, in a reasonably priced yet quality pub.
Doomed PM Keir Starmer, with the caption "That's real Britain"
Roast pork
A pint of mild and a pile of orders
Venison Bourgignon
Chilli Masala Mussels
Monkfish and fennel kebab
Wild boar sausage roll
Pheasant: confit leg, fried breast, pheasant and barley broth
Pigeon, Spinach, Pickled Blueberries
Big bowl of fat chips covered in cheese. Come on now.
Musery midget Robert Jenrick's hilariously self-aggrandising "it's time for the truth" tweet.
David Cross "I blue myself"
Keir Starmer. That's real Britain.
Big yorkie innit
Less gravy than there originally was
Professional imbecile Christian Calgie opining that not eating turkey is woke
Two sex pests
Two sex pests
Two sex pests
A platter of food featuring: fish pie, Scouse, airbed beef hash, various pickles, ham, cheese, salads..
A Radio Times Cover featuring Graeme Hick.
Red squirrel on a stump chowing down on a hazelnut.
Four CDs: 2020 by Ruchard Dawson, Rain Dogs by Tom Waits, Warehouse: Songs and Stories by Husker Du and Pressure Drop by Toots and the Maytals
A cartoon correctly taking the mickey out of the screamingly obvious Banksy
Brisket and cheese toastie, gravy
Afternoon tea
My lovely pub
A book cover for "Britain's Biggest Cunts"
A version of Nashville fried chicken
Vinny Jones exploring his sexuality at the expense of a young Paul Gascoigne
Kid's book character Fungus the Bogeyman
Monkfish and King Prawn Curry
A small boy in a big hat.
An excerpt from an article written by an entitled fucking moron who's flown thousands of miles and then opined that climate change is a bad thing.
Bavette Steak, Patatas Bravas
Duck with prunes and Pedro Ximenez
Corned Beef Hash fritter, poached egg.