Matt Green

@mattgreencomedy.com

71474 Followers 366 Following

Comedian, satirist, writer, actor

The Divine Comedy onstage at the Royal Festival Hall
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Maggot Hagerman has covered me incorrectly for ten years. Her book is a joke! 90% of it is Fake News. She has made a living off her bad reporting, and will pay the price when our Multi Billion Dollar Lawsuit against The Failing New York Times gets to Court, which should not be that long. I don't mind bad press, if they are right. I do mind Fake Reporting, like what's in her boring book, and like she's done for eleven years, with only one aim in mind, to have Trump lose Elections but, as I sit in the Oval Office and ponder, that hasn't worked out too well. Maggot is a loser! If she ever wrote the true story about me, it would actually be quite boring, but loaded with lots of SUCCESS. Also, just finished a perfect physical at Walter Reed, I do it every six months, and I requested another Cognitive Test, the only President to do so, three times, and I aced them all - Got every question right. Few people in Washington, D.C., could do so, including Maggot and her flunky associate, Jonathan Swan. I would be willing to bet they couldn't get 50% of the questions right. Anyway, don't buy their book, it's garbage! President DONALD J. TRUMP 403 ReTruths 1.26k Likes Jul 11, 2026, 12:23 PM
Ann Widdecombe: Brexit-backing, animal-loving Strictly star
donytheponywahlberg 24m + Sorry you do not have permission to use my content to further your brand :) Top v donytheponywahlberg 24m Next time just DM a quick ask, it's only polite and professional!
mattgreencomedy • 12m The perfect end to this World Cup: Balogun scores the winner, Trump presents him with the trophy then announces the end of birthright citizenship via executive order and deports him G D donytheponywahlberg 4m Good bit but not going to happen. Judiciary checks the Executive. Their ruling last week was a response to Executive action/lawsuits.
Some cardboard on fire on top of a luggage trolley outside a station in a heatwave
The seagulls get closer
Two seagulls loitering
Nando’s bag at the train station
Joe Root with hand covering his face, regretting being captain again
Joe Wells and Abigoliah Schauman at their book launch at the Owl Bookshop
If you want to improve your followers on any social media then knock me.
NEWS Britain's greatest living artist David Hockney dies
David Hockney’s painting of Salts Mill
Son of Top Gun star's girlfriend arrested over actor's death
A woman wearing gym top and shorts wielding a bottle of beer at a police van during the riots
"Giggity giggity" is a catchphrase used by the character Glenn Quagmire from TV show Family Guy and is a slang term used to indicate sexual desire.
Churchill’s Urinal starring and written by Rosie Holt
Christian values for personal gain. Joseph, for what it's worth, is described as "another show-off loudmouth falsely accused of rape".
Peak TV is behind us: UK developers pivot from building studios to data centres amid AI boom
Tab Clear was introduced in the United States on December 14, 1992 to initially positive results,!" and was also marketed in Britain a month later, 2) in Japan in March 1993 and in Australia in April 1993.131 Tab Clear was, however, discontinued after only a short time of marketing in 1994. 'citation needed! Unlike most other "clear" soft drinks, Tab Clear contained caffeine!' and, according to the company, had the flavor of cola. 4115]
"He send someone to intimidate me": Christopher Anderson, the photographer who shot Jeffrey Epstein
Why Doing Nothing Can Change Your Life THE BRAIN AT REST DR JOSEPH JEBELLI
Mystery deconstructed dessert
BUTSIR
UK government denies Chagos Islands deal is paused, after minister said it was
Vote for The 99 Club in the Chortle Awards!
SURREY EVENTS & ENTERTAINMENT WELCOME TO THE KIA OVAL 1st Floor Ashes Suite Member's Comedy Night 眾 SURREY COUNTY CRICKET CLUB
Audience laughing at The 99 Club
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