Matt Heard

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screenshot of ralph wiggum from the simpsons. instead of the actual quote which said "i eat legos", the original quote has been crossed out and covered with new text saying "i got two pairs"
this chart breaks down the sources of the nation's health dollar for 2022, totaling $4.5 trillion. the data is visualized using two pie charts: 1. left pie chart: displays the overall distribution of health funding sources: health insurance: 72% (largest share). out of pocket: 11%. other third party payers and programs: 8%. government public health activities: 5%. investment: 5%. 2. right pie chart: breaks down the "health insurance" category (72%) further: private health insurance: 29%. medicare: 21%. medicaid (federal): 13%. medicaid (state and local): 5%. va, dod, and chip: 4%.
the image is a low-resolution, pixelated depiction of a green character resembling the grinch wearing a santa outfit. the character's chest has a large pink heart, and the image includes the text: "it was getting bigger, bigger, warmer, warmer!!"
a person sitting on a subway wearing a beige sweatshirt, their profile showing as they smile. their face is digitally covered with a santa hat overlay that includes watermarked diagonal lines from the stock image. outside the subway window, a blurry winter scene with trees and faint buildings is visible
a person sitting on a subway wearing a beige sweatshirt, smiling slightly. their face is overlaid with a digitally added santa hat, including visible watermark lines from the stock image. the subway window shows a blurred winter landscape with trees and faint buildings in the background
a person sitting on a subway wearing a beige sweatshirt, their face obscured with an overlay of a santa hat image. through the window, a blurred cityscape is visible with trees and buildings, suggesting a winter day
someone in a red and white striped shirt holding up a phone to record the stage during a concert, with a crowd in front and blue stage lights in the background
a cropped still of agent brown, a character from the matrix, looking concerned
an image of a person sitting in a park playing a video game on a laptop, with a sign on their back that says in korean, "i'm so anxious that i can't even play games at home." translated by google's lens feature
this surreal illustration of a figure resembling doctor strange radiates chaos and mysticism, with vivid, twisting forms and bold colors embodying arcane energy and otherworldly motion. a captivating blend of abstract and supernatural vibes
a cartoon rabbit with a surprised expression, sitting at a desk with a computer. text on the image says, “you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?”
Gruss vom Krampus
Aqua Teen Hunger Force screenshot where Master Shake looks down at Meatwad and says "I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS".
a slime from dragon quest looking sad
jesse pinkman, a character from breaking bad, cries and screams out "he can't keep getting away with it!"
Juxtaposition of two posts, the above post showing an aurora similar to the picture in the below post, with the caption "I'm biphobic but... that's incredible"
deuterium64
A pencil sketch of small, playful dragons that look like they're made out of sand. The sketch has rough, informal lines, giving the dragons a whimsical and delicate appearance, as if quickly drawn during a game.
man in a hotdog suit avoiding blame for crashing a hotdog car into the front of a store. a comedy sketch from "i think you should leave" by tim robinson
merlin, a fluffy black and grey cat looks down from up on his bathroom perch
seymour, fry's dog, lying patiently and waiting, at the end of "jurassic bark", an episode of the animated show "futurama"