Matthew Bloch

@matthewblo.ch

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https://matthewblo.ch/

Eyvind Earle "Summer"
A hand holding a mug that has no handle
Chris Morris standing in front of a nonsense graph with "Scale", "Man", "Drugs" and "Dead Children" in geometric shapes.
Cover of Eternal Nightcap by The Whitlams
Arnold Toht melting after looking into the Ark, from Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Ken Dodd singing "Her Penis"
A nearly silent greyhound, dozing on the carpet
An Amazon product page for the 4.5kg toblerone, headed with the phrase "Purchased 7 times"
Chandler from Friends holding up his hand to show "the claw" after playing too much Ms Pac Man
The Crack Fox, from The Mighty Boosh
A magnificent black greyhound with a white chest standing on a track in a field
Andross, final boss from Starfox 64
A woman in a spotty dressing gown wearing yellow tights, a grinch wig, yellow face paint, santa hat, sat on a sleigh, with three whippets attached to leads, each wearing a high-vis jacket.
Peter Serafinowicz as Brian Butterfield, looking dynamic in front of shelves full of binders - the caption is TREAT DAY
The Skylab toilet was a hit with the astronauts and helped inform the design of the next chapter in orbital elimination, the Space Shuttle toilet. One piece of feedback from Skylab was that the toilet needed stronger airflow. This meant the Shuttle toilet opening had to be narrow. To practice correctly positioning their body, astronauts on Earth sat on a special training mockup with a camera mounted in the center of the waste tube. A successful docking with the device meant precisely centering one’s nether eye in the crosshairs of a video screen while crewmates looked on and yelled their encouragement.
Ford Prefect telling Arthur Dent that he's not from Guilldford after all
Guy Fawkes famous pair of signatures before and after his interrogation / torture
A greyhound fully upside down, curved round a corner sofa, only nose and teeth visible
A foreshortened black and white greyhound standing on a path in a field
The most foul of the foul words was clearly spoken by the children at least 131 times and many other times in a muffled or garbled way as well as in rapid uncountable succession in song [Col. 3:8].
AI slop poster for Science Week 2026, featuring a fucked up car, a fucked up solar system and a robot with an orange for a hand. Also the weird prompt "curiosity: what's your question?" at the bottom.
A grim-looking student rooftop party with a high-rise office block in the background, Chris Rutter is smiling, holding a can of Guinness, looking away from the camera but presenting a middle finger.
A man standing on a monitor, arms outstretched in front of a cheering crowd
On one date, I talked about the leader of the country the person was from, and they’d never even heard of him.
A human head formed out of printer paper in the clouds, with a computer chip hovering in the middle
A British mid-terrace house with a gigantic shark embedded in its roof
A foggy village street with a white car lit by a lamp post in the distance
An inky foggy blackness with only a telegraph pole, horizon and blurred dogs head visible in the foreground
REMAIN INDOORS
A greyhound up in my grundle
A train of specialized vehicles, one of which is hammering the ground and shaking my house
Titanic II: 100 Years Later, lightning strikes twice.
Two signs on the ground read: HURRY UP MY ARMS ARE TIRED! NO ONE LIKES A QUICK FINISHER
Chris Morris standing in front of a confusing diagram containing geometric shapes, and the words MAN, DRUGS, DEAD CHILDREN and SMALL JOY
The Bluesky search box saying "connections bullshit"
The Savage Beastfly from Silksong, crashing into a wall
Credit: Shutterstock AI
LIVE SIGNWRITING While exploring Station Hall over the birthday weekend, witness a York-based expert signwriter at work putting the finishing touches on our new star object in the space - the WHSmith Station Bookstall that stood in London Waterloo from 1921! FIND OUT MORE →
Kate Bush, dramatically backlit and weaking elaborate headgear, singing "Babooshka"
a black and white greyhound, very relaxed, on its back on a sofa
We heard about the Dragon's House takeaway being vandalised last night by kids on dirt bikes and headed straight over to help clean it up. When we arrived, we were glad to see another local tradesman, Isaac from Crystal Clean Windows, already tackling the front windows. We'd brought along graffiti remover and equipment to deal with the brickwork on the side of the shop, so we got straight to work alongside him. We tried to remove it as best we could! Sadly, this isn't the first time this has happened -it seems to crop up everyyear. Moments like this show why communities need to come together,look out for one another, and make sure we all do our part to keep our area safe and respected.
A proof-of-age question from "Leisure Suite Larry In Land Of The Lounge Lizards": O.J.Simpson is: a. an R&B Singer b. under dictment c. embarassed by his first name (Olivia) d. no one to fool with
5th: Stubbs The Zombie $5.86 4th: Geometry Wars $4.69 3rd: STALKER: Shadow Of Chernobyl $23.49 2nd: Audiosurf $11.74 1st: Xpand Rally $10.52
A black greyhound on its back, legs splayed in every direction. No eyes visible, only teeth.
In Search Of The Trojan War (title from TV series)
the same greyhound, nose visibly pressed against the carpet
a greyhound asleep, falling out of an armchair, nose on the floor
Tom Hanks as David S Pumpkins, and the skeletons (who are part of it)
Use GitHub Copilot to split a string You can use GitHub Copilot in your IDE to generate code to split strings using String.Split in C#. You can customize the prompt to use strings and delimiters per your requirements. The following text shows an example prompt for Copilot Chat: Copilot prompt Generate C# code to use Split.String to split a string into substrings. Input string is "You win some. You lose some." Delimiters are space and period. Provide example output. GitHub Copilot is powered by AI, so surprises and mistakes are possible. For more information, see Copilot FAQs. Learn more about GitHub Copilot in Visual Studio and GitHub Copilot in VS Code.
A greyhound curled up in the corner of a red sofa, covering his nose with his paw
. We are proud of our multiracial democracy and we utterly reject divisive identity politics, which undermines the bonds of solidarity between those of different sexes, races and nationalities. We should legislate to root out DEI in hiring practices, sentencing decisions, and wherever else we find it in our public bodies. Labour must restore the integrity of the state.
A box for a keyboard with the subtitle "knob version"
Hello Mr Bloch, Incident Date: 29 September 2023 We just wanted to let you know that your claim has now been closed as we have received full reimbursement of our costs from the third party representative. What this means for you: · Your no claims discount will not be affected because of the incident. · If your no claims discount was affected while your claim was open this will now be reinstated. Our Sales and Service team will be in touch, should you have any questions please contact them on 0345 673 0000. · Please see your policy schedule and policy booklet for further guidance. · You will need to tell any future insurers that you have had a non-fault claim. Thank you for your time and cooperation throughout your claim. The Claims Team, Tesco Underwritin
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A short clip of a lumpen greyhound walking along, briefly turning to the camera
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs