Matthew

@matthewchat.bsky.social

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Retired curmudgeon, still curmudgeoning

Pic of Chuck Schumer with a title of "Chuck Schumer helps pull Democrats back from Brink of Courage". from The Onion
Little girl looking at her dinner plate. She says "You say you got this recipe from a book?" Mom answers "Yes". Kid looks at dinner plate again. Says "was it the Necronomicon?"
PIcture of the White House pre-Trump - beautiful manicured green lawn, gardens, and a fountain. 2nd picture is the ugly stadium setup for the wrestling match. No grass anymore, stadiums, gardens covered up, and the fountain is covered over with the wrestling ring.
Man using a slide rule approximately 5 feet ling.
Map of tornadoes in north america- big stripe from texas all the way almost to hudsons bay.
Call me old Fashioned but I don’t think the signature from Epstein’s birthday card should be on our currency.
Hannalore Gerling-Dunsmore @JoyofPhysics Me, as an undergrad, just starting upper level courses: THERE IS A PROFOUNDLY BEAUTIFUL REASON FOR ALL LAWS OF PHYSICS Me, as a perpetual graduate student: Light goes that fast because it wants to Hannalore Gerling-Dunsmore Replying to @JoyofPhysics Me, now: light redshifts because it gets tired and blueshifts because it goes weeeeee going down the gravitational potential Hannalore Gerling-Dunsmore Me, now: stellar evolution is when the star eats all its favorite snacks and has to move onto progressively worse snacks Hannalore Gerling-Dunsmore Eventually it runs out of snacks and blows itself up, which is something we can all relate to
Chris Bowen confirms Australia has 90 days worth of oil before he has to dispatch berserk motorcycle gangs to raid US military bases in Pine Gap and Darwin. pics of mad max bikers.
mary_|_trump One hundred and sixty-five children were killed in a U.S.-Israeli strike on their elementary school. This is an aerial image of the graves being prepared for their bodies. | defy anyone to justify this.
Now that the threat of terrorist attacks is at an all time high it’s a good time to remind everyone our anti-terrorism program is being run by 23-year-old Thomas Fugate. Thomas graduated from college about a year ago. He’s an ex-gardener and grocery clerk with no qualifications, no experience and no national security background.