Matthew Neale

@matthewgneale.com

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Dialogue from new @hypergames.no game Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth. In a barren snowy landscape, a winter being says "empty inside"
An interview in The Times with the headline: "M&S boss: I don't like holiday switch-offs and work-life balance talk" with a picture of said boss looking like an underperforming striker posing for a Sky Sports Premier League line-up in a supermarket aisle
Advert for an upcoming counter-protest at 10am, Saturday 10th January at The Cenotaph in Bristol, titled 'We hate Kier Starmer more than you'
Stills from The Mighty Boosh (TV show). A man in a snowy environment says: "Wind, my only friend." The wind replies: "I hate you"
1. Rosalía - LUX 2. CMAT - Euro-Country 3. Circuit Des Yeux - Halo On The Inside 4. Clipping. - Dead Channel Sky 5. Sharon Van Etten & The Attachment Theory 6. Shura - I Got Too Sad For My Friends 7. Lambrini Girls - Who Let The Dogs Out 8. Danny Brown - Stardust 9. Scowl - Are We All Angels 10. Deftones - Private Music
Screenshot of an email, with text that reads: "Log in to Trello before 24 November 2025... We noticed you've been away for over two years. We miss you, but we get it if you've moved on."
Still from a 1994 episode of The Simpsons, depicting a Democratic party convention with banners reading 'we can't govern' and 'we hate life and ourselves'
A text exchange on WhatsApp in which someone claims I am drinking too much Dr Pepper, which I strongly refute
Text from an Independent article that reads: "The problems appear to be related to an issue at Amazon Web Services (AWS), which offers infrastructure that underpins much of the modern internet."
A post from the r/Dreams subreddit titled 'I dreamed that dolphins were (scientifically proved to be) racist' and an accompanying mock-up of a newspaper front page reporting on the story, including the pull-quote "definitely not a surprise to anyone"
A post in r/Dreams titled 'Tattoo I got in my dream' with a mock-up photo of a leg with a star inside a circle, and the word 'Good' in cursive underneath by the ankle
A post from the r/Dreams subreddit. The text reads: 'King Henry the 8 exhibited signs and symptoms of syphilis' followed by a contented smile emoji. The image is a stock photo of an egg slicer being used to slice a hard-boiled egg.
A posted in the r/Dreams subreddit that reads: 'Dreamt that I came up with a new logo "for Garlic" and became massively successful. Here it is' The accompanying image is a hand-drawn capital letter 'G' where the horizontal line is formed by the letters 'arlic'
A screenshot taken from the video game 1000xRESIST, depicting a young woman sat near a tree, bathed in a circle of blue light. A text box indicates a character called 'The Youngest' saying: "I remember obsession."
Screenshot of a Reddit post with the headline 'beating jesus christ up', and the main body of text which simply reads 'what does it mean to beat up jesus christ in my dreams'
"AlterEgo is a non-invasive, wearable, peripheral neural interface that allows humans to converse in natural language with machines, artificial intelligence assistants, services, and other people without any voice—without opening their mouth, and without externally observable movements—simply by articulating words internally."
A Hinge (dating app) prompt that reads 'Don't hate me if I... Skip the queue on spotify when I have to play an absolute banger'
An Instagram post from the Crab Museum account. The image depicts an orange and black crab visible in the rear view mirror of a car, which is driving down a misty country lane. The header text reads: 'The road to fascism is paved with people telling crab museums to stay in their lane'
A picture of Jordan Peterson with the headline 'Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold'
Various items, including a water bottle, covered in stickers featuring artwork from the cult film DEBS
A picture of Keir Starmer and Narendra Modi shaking hands, accompanying a headline from The Guardian: "UK and India agree ‘landmark’ trade deal after three years of negotiations"
A copy of the book 'Post-Work' by Helen Hester and Will Stronge on a coffee table, next to a yellow British Tea Power mug
A woman (Lune from the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) stands in front of a sky lit up in various hues, a crumbling fortress lying just ahead in silhouette
The author stood awkwardly in a doorway, gazing into the camera
A still from the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, featuring a partially silhouetted figure against a background of coral-red trees, blue skies, and towering architecture
A woman in a green baseball cap gazes out at the sea through a train window
Headline: 'Royal Mail launches mythical creatures stamp collection'
Britt Lower as Helly R in the Apple TV series 'Severance': "They were scary. The numbers were scary."
The Guardian news headline, Sunday 16th March 2025: "Wes Streeting: there is an overdiagnosis of mental health conditions"
Richard Ayode holding a phone to his ear and looking perplexed in 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace'. The text reads: 'I beg your pudding?'
Nandi Rose Plunkett standing on stage, holding an ornament with multi-coloured maypole strands hanging down
Mannequin Pussy UK tour dates 2025
Meme of a man in a brown jacket (Tobias from the TV show Arrested Development) with his arm raised in defiance. The caption reads: 'There are dozens of us. Dozens!'
A tour poster detailing the upcoming UK / Europe tour of rock band The Hotelier
A tiny baby marmoset holding onto someone's finger
Meme of Celine Dion on the telephone with the caption 'je téléphone à la police' (I'm calling the police)
A screenshot of the following text: 'In an explanation on the official Australian Classification website, the board said classification had been refused because the game deals with "matters of sex, drug misuse or addiction, crime, cruelty, violence or revolting or abhorrent phenomena in such a way that they offend against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults"'
eBay listing that reads: "Disco Elysium Kim Kitsuragi Jacket | Men's Bomber Aerostatic Pilot Jacket" accompanied by a picture of the jacket and an artwork image of Kim from the game
A still from 'A Quiet Place: Day One' with the sound caption '[HEAVY, RHYTHMIC WARBLING]'
A screenshot from the movie 'A Quiet Place: Day One' (2024). The sound caption reads '[FAINT, THROATY WHICKERING]'
a list of my muted words: giveaway, crypto, hubby
'Moon phase calendars' wrapped up with rubber bands in a wicker basket, retailing at £6.99
Colette's grave in Paris
Me looking appropriately moody and gothic at Cimetière du Père-Lachaise, Paris
My Playstation Wrap, revealing an obscene number of hours poured into Octopath Traveler II
My albums of the year list. Top ten: Foxing, Half Waif, Cassandra Jenkins, The Cure, Nilüfer Yanya, Doechii, Mannequin Pussy, Magdalena Bay, Kelly Lee Owens, Katie Gavin
A poster advertising UK and Europe tour dates for the band Foxing
Post that reads: "Guy decided the streets of NYC were 1700's France. Was better off starting a Substack to complain about the problems of the healthcare system instead of this. People celebrate and idolize people doing heinous and violent things way too much. This won't solve 1 thing."
A moody screenshot from the video game 1000xresist
Some text from Disco Elysium basically confirming that I'm always banging on about communism
a beautiful / tacky ring