Matthew Bunch

@matthewsbunch.com

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Miamian, through good and bad. Skeets on sports, politics, education, and random. Jeopardy! appearer.

A bunch of photos in a camera roll. Two of them are of NBA media personalities.
Me, standing in front of an Alaska Airlines plane.
David Bailey of Bailey's Antiques and Aloha Shirts Inc., in front of a pile of shirts looking grumpy as hell. This photo was on the store’s actual social media page.
David Bailey of Bailey's Antiques and Aloha Shirts Inc., in front of a pile of shirts looking grumpy as hell. This photo was on the store’s actual social media page.
Me, throwing a Shaka as I drive past the near-demolished Aloha Stadium.
A GIF with text: “Oh no baby, what is you doing???”
A man, nodding along to music with a blank stare. Slowly, he brings a gun to his head.
Brown Ferragamo Tramezza penny loafers, from above. Before polishing.
A picaña, medium rare, with half of the roast sliced and half of it whole.
OR PG 29.7 PPG GR SG 17.6 PPG LD SF 30.9 PPG DN PF 23.6 PPG 27.6 PPG 129.4 PPG Oscar Robertson SAC • 1960s 8.7 RPG 10.5 APG 0.0 SPG Guy Rodgers CHI - 1960s 4.3 RPG 11.0 APG 0.0 SPG Luka Dončić LAL • 2020s 7.9 RPG 8.0 APG 1.7 SPG Dirk Nowitzki DAL • 2000s 8.9 RPG 2.8 APG 1.0 SPG Wilt Chamberlain PHI • 1960s 24.0 RPG 6.8 APG 0.0 SPG 53.7 RPG 39.1 APG 0.0 BPG 0.0 BPG 0.5 BPG 1.0 BPG 0.0 BPG 2.7 SPG 1.5 BPG
PROJECTED RECORD 82-0 S GA Giannis Antetokounmpo MIL • 2020s • PG JB Jimmy Butler MIN • 2010s • SG KG Kevin Garnett MIN 2000• SF KD Kevin Durant OKC • 2010s • PF KA Kareem Abdul-Jabbar MIL • 1970s • C Can you go 82-0? KG SF KA 82-0 EST. 2025 GA PG KD PF JB SG
A circa-1987 Ron Fraser Miami Hurricanes baseball jersey, manufactured by Powers Athletic. It reads “Hurricanes” and featured the number 1.
Handsome B. Charming @Richard57941301 if i was a hometown sports announcer i would be saying stuff about the opponents like "these are evil people, these are not good human beings"
Bob Newhart as Dr. Robert Hartley and Peter Bonerz as Dr. Jerry Robinson.
carson hocevar in a chili’s with the talladega race trophy, wearing a dale earnhardt t-shirt
Me in a sepia-tone photo, dressed in a seersucker suit and boater hat in front of foliage. Evocative of the 1920s.
An image showing my donation of $65.44, with the same text from the post.
A man crouches on the field at Fenway Park next to a logo that reads “BUILD SUBMARINES .COM”
Sour Cream Pound Cake Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, Georgia 2 sticks butter (no substitutes) 2 2/3 cups sugar 6 eggs 1 8-ounce carton sour cream 3 cups plain flour 1 teaspoon vanilla ¼ teaspoon baking soda Cream butter and sugar well. Add one egg at a time, mixing well. Stir soda into sour cream. Add flour and sour cream to butter mixture. Add vanilla. Bake at 300 for 1 hour (do not open oven). Continue baking at 325 for 15 minutes longer. Clifford Roberts' favorite!
Jeffrey Maier holding a copy of the New York Post with the headline “Angel in the Outfield” showing him interfering with the play.
A shot from Artemis II of the Moon in the foreground and the Earth, small, in the background.
My family and I on the MetroRail.
A picture of a polar bear with the text, “What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas”
GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic Gorsuch normally: it's completely within an employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: I am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land, 7:46 PM • Apr 21, 2023 • 673.4K Views 10 {7 611 @ 48k 467 Read 10 replies
A Mario Cristobal University of Miami Hurricanes football jersey (72).
My winning bet for Miami to beat the spread.
Me with Judge Royce C. Lamberth.
Me and DacoachO.
Lin-Manuel Miranda on TV, squinting and reading off a smartphone
Crackpot Naomi Wolf tweeting “No! No!!”
An iguana, laying on the driveway. Not dead, but not moving. It’s cold!
Me, with a University of Miami jersey, hat, thundersticks, and face paint. I’m also holding a Miami Herald that I intended to read on the Metrorail to the Orange Bowl, because I’m a nerd.
Kenny Calhoun and me.
Me and Ed Orgeron.
I’m standing in front of Hard Rock Stadium.
Me and Perry the Pylon at CFP Fan Central.
Me and Santana Moss.
Pitbull throws up The U.
Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas in Miami Vice.
The cover of, “THE MIRACLE of MIAMI: THE INSIDE STORY OF THE HURRICANES' CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON” by CHRISTINE BRENNAN.
The Sickos guy looking through a window, but he’s a French aristocrat, and he’s saying, “OUI...HON HON HON... OUI!”
My garage, with new exterior lights installed and turned on, alternating orange and green.
Andre Johnson and Jeremy Shockey high-fiving in the 2002 Rose Bowl.
Miami and Nebraska in the 1984 Orange Bowl.
| 11 | Sept 18, 2022 | vs Dolphins | MIA 42, BAL 38| **21-point** 2H lead blown; Miami scored four 4Q TDs. | |12 | Oct 2, 2022 | vs Bills | BUF 23, BAL 20 | Up 17-3; Bills won at the gun. | |13 | Oct 16, 2022 | @ Giants | NYG 24, BAL 20 | Led 20-10 in 4Q; surrendered 14 unanswered.| |14 | Jan 1, 2023 | vs Steelers | PIT 16, BAL 13 | Up 13-3 late 3Q; Pickett's TD with :56.| | 15 | Nov 12, 2023 | vs Browns | CLE 33, BAL 31 | Blew 15-point 4Q lead; lost on last-second FG. | |16 | Sept 15, 2024 | vs Raiders | LV 26, BAL 23 | Led 23-13 with ~12:00 left; gave up 13 straight. | 17 | Sept 7, 2025 | vs Bills | BUF 41, BAL 40 | Up 40-25 with 8:37 left; 15-point comeback completed at :00
Matthew Bunch @matthews... • 11/12/2024 I am beyond tired of the Brian Flores lamentations, and it's not even my team. Don't even care about interpersonal stuff. He had a clear mission each of his three seasons. Each season, he went out of his way to fail spectacularly. He is not a head coach I would want for my team. (From January 2022) Matthew Bunch @matthewsbu... • 1/5/2025 - Replied to #DoomSayer But the fact he's hung onto Grier so long is completely inexcusable. He should've been gone with Flores. Matthew Bunch @matthews... • 11/12/2024 Brian Flores snookered you people with a five-win season. Absolutely shocking. (From Fall 2021)
The current score of the Kansas City Chiefs-Las Vegas Raiders game. It is 9-11.
Hard Rock BET 1 Indiana -7.5 SPREAD 9 Alabama @ 1 Indiana Wager $20 BONUS BET Payout $19.05
A Facebook post of a naturalization ceremony. Sons of the American Revolution - Richard Montgomery Chapter Nov 14 SAR members were present at the Naturalization Court Ceremony in Dayton welcoming 50 new U.S. citizens from 31 different countries. We passed out American Flags as welcomed each one. Steven Kaplan We were honored to be civic representatives at the Naturalization Ceremony
A :30 second promo for 60 Minutes’ story, “Inside CECOT.”
A Miami Fusion jersey with Carlos Valderrama’s name and number on the back.
My family and I after Inter Miami won the MLS Cup Final.
My family and I at Chase Stadium for the MLS Cup final.
Dutch asshole Geert Wilders (@geertwilderspvv) tweets: We hebben een serieus probleem
I’m standing in the south end of Chase Stadium. Inter Miami are Eastern Conference Champions!
Fireworks go off at kickoff of a game between Inter Miami and NYCFC at Chase Stadium. It is the Eastern Conference Final of Major League Soccer.
Vernon Davis, then-49ers tight end, saying, “Yams. Sweet potato yams.”