Patrick Matthews

@matthewsp.bsky.social

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Delawarean. Workforce management professional, quiz bowl enthusiast, and Microsoft Excel MVP. Philadelphia sports enjoyer. I left The Bad Place.

drawing of a living donut
Sickos meme, but the Sicko is sad and saying "No! No!"
Completely unhinged tweet
Kermit the Frog
1 Getting Started ELECTIONS 1 Getting Started www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/08/04/us/elections/results-missouri-amendment-5-eliminate-income-tax.html Most Visited From Google Chrome From Google Chrome 2026 Updates Key Races Mich. Senate Kan. Mich. The New york Cimes Va. Mo. Wash. State LIVE Missouri Amendment 5 Election Resu Eliminate Income Tax This amendment would eliminate state income taxes, which would make Missouri the 10th state in the country without them. In fiscal year 2025, money from individual income taxes made up more than 60 percent of the state's general revenue. Latest results from 1:26 AM ET Answer v No Yes Total reported Last updated 9:38 a.m. E.T. I AP Votes 1,165,594 233,432 1,399,026 >95% OF VOTES IN Pct. 83.3% 16.7
Four panel Anakin Padme meme template Anakin: We used up our precision munitions Padme: But at least the Strait of Hormuz is open Anakin: ... Padme: The Strait of Hormuz is open, right?
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
One year ago I, a lifelong Democrat, wrote in The Free Press
Gritty
Copilot generated map of the US. Looks out when zoomed out but WTF is going on in Michigan, Wiscpnsin, and Minnesota?
sickos meme
sickos meme
xkcd comic https://xkcd.com/2867/ EVENT #1 HAPPENED AT TIME T1. OKAY THEN EVENT #2 HAPPENED AT TIME T2. MHMM. HOW WOULD YOU CALCULATE HOW MUCH TIME ELAPSED BETWEEN T, AND T2? NORMAL PERSON: T2 MINUS T ANYONE WHO'S WORKED ON DATETIME SYSTEMS: IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW AND A SIN TO ASK!
toddkramer.eth @toddkramer1 ... I been hacked. all my straits gone. this just sold please help me 11:10 PM . 12/29/21 . Twitter Web App
sickos meme
The DENNIS method
headless body in topless bar
Team Year DAL DAL DAL DAL DAL DAL total MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA total Total[33] 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 Lost 15 9 - - 5 1 1 3 4 36 3 7 1 1996 1997 1998 1999 Won 1 7 11 13 12 44 8 Regular season Ties 0 0 0 0 Postseason 8 - - 9 10 9 36 80 7 6 7 28 64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Win % .063 438 688 813 .750 550 .500 563 .625 563 .563 .556 Finish 5th in NFC East 4th in NFC East 2nd in NFC East 1st in NFC East 1st in NFC East Won - Lost Win % - Result 0 4th in AFC East 2nd in AFC East 2nd in AFC East 3rd in AFC East 500 1.000 1.000 .875 - - Lost to Detroit Lions in NFC Divisional Game Super Bowl XXVII champions Super Bowl XXVIII champions 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 3 9 4 000 .500 .500 .400 .692 Lost to New England Patriots in AFC Wild Card Game Lost to Denver Broncos in AFC Divisional Game Lost to Jacksonville Jaguars in AFC Divisional Game
gotta hand it to him
Simpsons "worst day of your life so far" meme template Captioned as "only soda named for a dildo so far"
Messi has in no way been a Ronaldo-like liability and it isn't obvious that Argentina would be better without him even now ... but he still probably should have retired before this tournament
Ferb
would meme
2024 United States presidential election in Maine + 2020 Turnout November 5, 2024 74.2% V 2028-+ Nominee Party Home state Running mate Electoral vote Popular vote Percentage Kamala Harris Democratic California Tim Walz 3 435,652 52.40% Donald Trump Republican Florida JD Vance 1 377,977 45.46%
sickos meme
Jamie Ding 800 Photographs via Jeopardy Productions Clothes can be a tool to express the most straightforward of sentiments. During his 31-game streak on "Jeopardy!," Ding wanted to rep the colors of his alma mater, Princeton, and so he did, resulting in a string of winsome sweaters riffing on the color palette.
Argentina FT Egypt Cristian Romero - 79' Lionel Messi - 83' Enzo Fernandez - 90'+2' 2 Yasser Ibrahim - 15' Mostafa Zico - 67"
Doge meme template very freedom much navigation wow
Vivek Chibber Article From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Vivek Aslam Chibber (born 1965) is an American academic, social theorist, editor, and professor of sociology at New York University,[3] who has published widely on development, social theory, and politics. Chibber is the author of three books, The Class Matrix: Social Theory after the Cultural Turn (Harvard, 2022), Postcolonial Theory and the Specter of Capital (Verso, 2013) and Locked in Place: State-Building and Late Industrialization in India (Princeton, 2003). In 2017, Chibber launched Catalyst: A Journal of Theory and Strategy, with Robert Brenner, published by Jacobin magazine. Early life and education [ edit ] Chibber was born in India in 1965, and moved to the United States in 1980, where he has lived since. He completed a BA in political science in 1987 at Northwestern
Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
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Mr. Celery, the greatest minor league baseball mascot in all of the land
me with my "freak in the sheets" mug
Me holding my Excel "freak in the sheets" coffee mug
hungry to focus (chocolate alone can only do so Inucii), dlld i adjoullicu. t10 we were standing up, I caught Jav's eye and inclined my head meaningfully. He gathered his stuff slowly, so in the end we were the last two in the room. "Did I piss you off somehow?" he asked, grinning in such a way that I knew he didn't think he was in trouble at all. I shook my head. "No, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask how you're doing." His face fell. "Come on." There were few people who hated talking about his feelings, even professional ones, more than my Excel Pervert. It was easier to check up on him when we worked out of the same office, but ever since I'd moved up and away, I wasn't able to keep an eye on his body language and energy level the same way as I had before. So I was forced to ask, which neither of us loved. "Look, I can leave you alone if you want but you just seemed ... less enthused than I expected."