Matthew Highton

@matthighton.bsky.social

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Comedian and maker of nonsense.

The new doctor is revealed to be King Charles.
Odysseus using a one wish willow to try and end the war and get home, not realising in doing so his journey will be long and filled with peril.
Mitch McConnell is alive and well but may also be a time traveller from the future sent back to right wrongs as signalled by the presence of Al.
A man stands in front of an ancient deity whose eyes are fried eggs. He smiles nervously about to press one of them, knowing his judgement will come. From a “news” article titled: Cardiologist Advises: ‘If You Have Belly Fat, Do This Every Day”
Isildur at the fires of mount doom except its a bottle of suncream.
Mr Freeze with his fist up saying "You all mocked my jokes but now all you c***s want to hang out here." which is a definite bit in the film.
Advert for caskets themed for Raphael and Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Bruce Willis Armageddon
Trump asleep at the White House desk wearing Homer Simpson’s “awake” glasses.
Marvin Berry holding out a phone in Back to the Future on the left. Putin on a keyboard on the right.