Matt Hogan

@matthogan.bsky.social

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Actor/Writer/Director Advocate for critical thinking and curiosity He/him

A screenshot of my Google account receiving "+23 points" for leaving a rating and review of a business, with the breakdown: Ratings +1, Reviews +10, Answers +2, Bonus points= Detailed review +10 There are buttons at the bottom of the screen that say "Done," and "Contribute more in Maps"
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends from the early 2000's kids cartoon "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
The Books' "The Lemon of Pink" is a strange and cluttered album that maintains a sense of peace from start to finish.
Shirtless skater at the start of the Airport level of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Haribo Harry Potter gummies on display
No One Man Should Have All That Power by Amos Barshad
Overview "Norman Quentin Cook, better known as Fatboy Slim, is an English musician who helped [REDACTED]... Wikipedia
A Pepsi brand refrigerator with a bag of celery and a plastic container of pale slime(?) surrounded by Pepsi and mountain dew
It's free real estate
A picture of me wearing the exact same shirt
OUTPACE COUNTERPROGRAM RECUT
A tangle of shopping bags, a sleeping bag, and a tent piled up in my closet. The hand of a forgotten baby doll peeks out from beneath the clutter.
The Toyotaest Camry there has ever been
A close crop of the original photo (flowers in a window) where the reflection of the plant resembles a human face complete with two eyes, eyebrows, a nose and a smile. The face looks like it could be hunched down to the ground, elbows pointing up as the hands press into the ground in-line with the person's chest. They are looking intently at a bug
Me giving a goblin looking face to the selfie screen. I'm sporting a mustache, wearing a hospital robe, gown and metallic hair cap. My eyes are kinda squinty, and my teeth are lazily bared.
Me with a mustache and an I.V. in my arm with a forced smile, and half-closed eyes. The vibe is accepting an uncomfortable situation with chillness and cowabungatude.
Orazio Gentileschi's interpretation of Judith with no blood, and the disembodied head looking more like a dude sleeping; chilling.
Dean Ween making a funny dramatic frown face
2014 Player's Handbook Bard illustration. A guy with a goatee and a hat that covers his eyes is depicted as a bard.
Toilet with an exercise machine placed intelligently before it
Facebook post by me that reads: Meta AI: What can you imagine happening at the Olympics? Me: A table showing the top five swimmers displaying their times down to the nano second and the sequence of the first nine digits of the swimmer in third place is Mark Zuckerberg's SSN *the sound of me smacking enter so hard my keyboard snaps in half hotdog style*
Picture of a salmon labeled "salmon, +5 Salmona"
It's robot with two chunky wheels on either side, and one of those wacky wheels that can roll in any direction in the front. It has a round hub in the center with a speaker on the side that's projecting sound lines with a ? And a !, and a cushion that tilts forward or backward by sliding along a slot on the hub. The right arm has a cushioned arm rest, while the left arm has a cup holder at the end of an articulating arm. The seat back is cushioned around a rectangular screen that has an EKG squiggle on it. Text says "Robot Chair — Display on back for personality — Holds cups at the algorithmically perfect height — Requests to be sat on ;) — Rolls around, finds you — One of those high tech wheels that can roll sideways — seat tilts for enhanced scooping" if you actually got through this whole alt text descriptions, your curiosity is incredibly thorough, and I believe you deserve a medal. The first person who quote reposts with the caption "everyone should follow this guy" gets a T-shirt
Origami frog
Electrical plug, connected to the fridge in the apartment I just moved into, encrusted with dry flakes of white paint on the prongs
Vexx, an edgelord version of Super Mario 64 that came out for the PS2, Xbox, and GameCube, and was too difficult for most kids to progress past like, level 2. Furthermore, the plot of the game is incomprehensible! I played through it four years ago to see what I missed and the answer story wise is nothing. Kinda fun platformer, and a great way to blow time in the pandemic, but like... There's a key thing??? And the bad guy turns into a spider... Hyper realistic beating hearts... Sumo wrestler yeti fella... There's one level where you're ostensibly the size of a mouse??? 5/5 don't recommend.
A "Desk cycle" which is a set of bicycle pedals that can fit under your desk so you can cycle while you work is placed innovatively in front of a toilet.
A picture of me and an orange and white cat after waking up from a nap. I was cat-sitting him for some friends about six months ago. We are both disheveled in thebphoto, as we both fell deep into that nap (he slept on my lap while I had my legs dangling off the edge of a chaise-ended sectional). It was a nice afternoon, as I remember it.
A youngster with a paige boy haircut seems to have just handed a pointed-bottomed bottle to a creature with six furry arms (back two and front two used to stand, middle arms used to hold bottle), a tail like a cat, and an expression of seeming disappointment on its face.
Book cover titled "Your Break Through is Guaranteed" with an action shot of a man (Dr Stan Harris) karate chopping through a stack of concrete blocks, screaming.
"Both" guy
Diagram of a summersault in 4 steps
Person at laptop wearing ski mask to protect identity
Cover of the scholastic internet book, with a bunch of kids in rad fucking outfits surfing through space on mechanical keyboards 🤙🤙🤙
Single panel comic of two lizards. Lizard on the right is laughing and holding an air horn. Lizard on the left has lost its tail (presumably as a fear response to the horn) looks unimpressed and says "you know what doesn't grow back, Susan? Trust."
Same venn diagram, but purple arrows are pointing to the empty space where gangster rappers intersect with Santa without including pirates
3 Soft Pretzels displayed on a doily
A man in a wet suit holds a dolphin wearing futuristic head gear with care and focus. In the background a woman in the water scowls at them over her shoulder
Stephen King with thick black hair, a furrowed brow, left arm crossing his torso, right elbow resting on his left hand as he bites his right thumb which grips his thick 1980's round frame glasses
Tinky Winky from Teletubbies hugging an adult human man. Tinky Winky is taller by about two feet, if you count the antenna.
White Ram van with a plain black text decal on the back which reads "Jair Bolsonaro"
Tweet by Alex Blechman that reads: Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
A picture of me holding the top HALF of the Steel Battalion controller, which boasts 41 buttons, and two hand sticks. In the background is a wood shop where I built a cabinet solely to contain this bad boy.
Rock Bottom accent-haver from that one episode of Spongebob
"Assassination!: the Brick Chronicle of Attempts on the Lives of Twelve US Presidents" by Brendan Powell Smith is a book where assassination attempts are recreated through staged scenes using LEGO bricks and Minifigures. Many of the scenes are more graphic than one might expect.
Image of a "Star Deed"
Cover of "Lensman from Rigel," featuring a fleshy colored alien with four legs, four arms, four mouths, and four noses wearing a utility belt while some guy in the background looks on with his hands on his hips.
Google search drop-down of "5 interesting facts about geckos," with third, highlighted fact being "Geckos have more to say than you think ..."
Got Koalas
I strapped a bed to my back with a "no girls" pin paper clipped to the sheets. These pictures were taken in a bookstore.
Mulberry Violence by Trevor Powers (aka Youth Lagoon)
I texted these to my sister because I didn't know who else would appreciate them