Matt Aytch Taylor

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a doodle of the cartoonist grimacing at yet another bit of bullshit
a short 12 second video of Quartermaster Adéwale speaking to Edward Kenway on board the recently christened Jackdaw. as they speak, Edward is holding onto the air at the helm until moments later the helm shows up and puts istelf into place.
Omni-Man and Invincible, father and son, fight as Omni-Man tries to convince Invincible to help him conquer Earth. To illustrate how powerful they are in comparison to humans, Omni-Man points out a pair of fighter jets and says, "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power,"
An iceberg with deep blue raspberry shadows floaitng in an ocean with partly cloudy skies sourced from Encyclopedia Britannica
a self portrait of the artist upon seeing gene wilder AI voice netflix willy wonka slop factory reality tv show
Matt Aytch Taylor standing in front of a T-Rex animatronic looking like a scared goober
Matt Aytch Taylor standing on a rocky hill inspecting a rock
one whole fossilized trilobite recovered from the Penn Dixie Fossil Park in WNY the large portion of the fossil is the head and eyes with the ribbing of the body receding back.
James Acaster on British Bake Off, explaining what happened to his pastry "started making it." "had a breakdown." "bon appetite."
a self portrait of the artist upon seeing dominoes pizza corporate account being weird as fuck about new god of war video game
a pug in... a tent? an inflatable... body... warmth something or other?? a fart converter? for the farting pug in your life? text reads 5-10kg in weight Size M: 30-50cm (11.8-19.68in) in length, 10-15kg in weight L aize, 40-60cm (15.75-22.692in) in length, 15-20kg in weight the dog looks concerned in its fart canopy
doctor who 9&10 title generator "The Sas Man is Sad and Wet Again"
a self portrait inked drawing of the artist, grimacing in pain, derision and icky vibes upon viewing whatever the FUCK this clip is
egg and cheese breakfast bagel with suggestive center
star trek the next generation title generator featuring enterprise d in space text reads Captain Jellico Attends the Jellicle Ball
star trek deep space nine title generator featuring ds9 central... hub? text reads Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday
star trek the next generation title generator featuring enterprise d in orbit text reads Jonathan Frakes and Brent Spiner are Friends with Bill Maher 🫤
star trek original series title generator featuring enterprise a in earth orbit text reads Dune
star trek the next generation title screen generator featuring enterprise d a ways off text reads Worf Gets Thrown Across the Bridge #157
star trek deep space nine epsiode title screen generator featuring close up shot of ds9 station words read Daddy Sisko Also Does a Warcrime
star trek voyager title generator featuring a shot viewing the starship from underneath text reads Janeway Does a Warcrime Again
a digital self portrait from 2007 of myself as a disney prince, done in some free digital art program with a mouse and keyboard - no tablet involved
Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider fighting random thungs and about to be attacked by vulture Lots of VERY bright colors - green, orange, pink, blue
dapper bugs bunny "i wish all _ a very _ " meme, white text on black words read, "i wish all scalpers and the companies that contribute to scalper culture a very die"
dapper bugs bunny "i wish all _ a very _ " meme, white text on black words read, " i wish all scalpers a very die"
a pencil thumbnail on yellowed paper in graphite pencil featuring a crude rendition of an animal meant to represent and elk definitely an elk
Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler, startled as she sees a JP-Velociraptor at the climax of Steven Speilberg's Jurassic Park (1993) her hair is a mess and she has been through it and she looks fucking amazing
Burger King Logo Reads "Eat the Rich" and "No Quarter"
new logo/album art for Dr. Sydnee McElroy and Justin McElroy's podcast "Sawbones" drawn by Matt Aytch Taylor. The new album art features the word "Sawbones" in red lettering scrawled across a large golden Asclepius, over a sort of compass rose motif made of embossed gold with green and blue field made to resemble felt. The bottom right corner of the blue reads "A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine" and all of these elements are overlayed on a faux topographical map which is itself referenced from an anatomical illustration of the cardiovascular system of the human body from the 1800s. The cardiovascular map is meant to resemble a map with portions of the heart labeled as though they were the names of places. The veins of the heart are represented as waterways. There is a trail made up of red dashes which lead to an "X" that marks the spot.
an open leather bound sketchbook with old looking pages
a weirdly drawn goofydisneygoody looking weird and the caption says "ill fuckin donit again"
a screenshot of pokopia with ditto transformed into their late game magnet rise ability, floating in the sky above a hand made double masted tall ship set into a cove in the withered wastelands area of the game
A New View of the Moon art002e009287 (April 6, 2026) – Earth sets at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, over the Moon’s curved limb in this photo captured by the Artemis II crew during their journey around the far side of the Moon. Orientale basin is perched on the edge of the visible lunar surface. Hertzsprung Basin appears as two subtle concentric rings, which are interrupted by Vavilov, a younger crater superimposed over the older structure. The lines of indentations are secondary crater chains formed by ejecta from the massive impact that created Orientale. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region. Image Credit: NASA
oscar isaac as poe dameron in the most recent sequel star wars when he says the infamous, "somehow palpatine returned" except ive replaced "palpatine" with "logan" because we're making star wars and xmans funnies
Jake Busey as Joseph, the Christian Zealot, from Contact (1997), in a mission uniform and cap, turning toward the mission control monitor camera right before launch - the moment where Ellie Arroway (Jodie Foster) realizes something is wrong an dthat there is a security breach.
A three image sequence from a Kpop Demon Hunters fic idea where in Demon King Gwi Ma transforms himself from a giant pink ghost into a jeoseung saja in order to access a portal to another realm via an Iljumun (one-pillar gate) in the underworld. In teh top image his fire-form rages against a tightly grouped set of figures (in my head, the remaining Saja Boys) They figures are wreathed in hot pink flames, their destruction at Gwi Ma's will. Jeoseung Saja Gwi Ma approaches a darkened, corrupted Iljumun, his right hand alight with pink flame. A larger red demon appears to be speaking to the Demon King. And Finally the portal is open, pink flames dance in the entrance to the corrupted Iljumun. silhouetting Gwi Ma against the backdrop. A wind blast is making all of the surrounding demons lean back and away.
marina (presumably) of marina and the diamonds, holding a mic, looking off camera right in surprise. then smirking, holding the mic closer
quick sketch of a portion of the Star Trek: The Next Generation Bridge Crew From left to right Commander William Riker in his standard issue red command starfleet uniform, and handsomely rugged beard Commander Data in his standard issues gold star fleet uniform (engineering i think?) and finall Captain Jen-Luc Picard in his standard issue command red starfleet uniform
glen powell whose face ive made small
the "i owe you my life meme" features a weird and grotesque fleshy humanoid with digitigrade legs extended an arm holding a slice of watermelon out to a fleshy humanoid llama thing I have labeled figure on the left as "hade 1&2 animators" and the figure on the right as "me" The other text represents what each figure says: figure 1: "you are safe now my sweet child" fiigure 2: "i own you my life" the figures stand on a yellow feild with green mountains in the background and partly cloudy skies.
a small earthenware pot (with a lik face 'pon each side!) filled with several times deglazed chopped onions they are warm and golden and oooooh man sontasty
the artist, upon seeing the amount of mealworms in the bowl coming out of the microwave, and also on the countertop and also in the oats container, and also on the bottom of the pantry
a self portrait inked drawing of the artist, grimacing in pain, derision and icky vibes upon viewing a really SHIT screenshot of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Demi God Maui in the unnecessary live-action remake of Moana, A TEN YEAR OLD MOVIE
Dylan Hollis looking at the camera in his kitchen, he looks like hes trying not to laugh, his hand hovers above a white bowl of god knows what
Shitty ass dune 3 poster art made by meatsacks for meatsacks with new text in doon font text reads Orientalism v3.0 if you thought the orientalism was bad in the FIRST two movies WELL HAVE WE GOT A MOVIE FOR YOU Timothy chalamet as Paul Atreides looking like a leather wrapped toothpick with a cape and a dagger next to Zendaya they arand in front of a sun or something stupid that has no bearing on the ethos pf the story, do we even know what they're trying to say anymore apart from "look at all the money we spent, you're too stupid to question anything about art or life or the world in whoch you live, consume, give us monet you cattle"
A photo-manipulation the "Do you see this shit" spider-man meme - based on a screencap of the 1960s spider-man cartoon, wherein spider-man leans over the top of a brick wall, looking down and over. Next to him is scholar, Edward Said, also appearing to be looking over the wall with Spider-Man. The caption reads "Do you see this shit, Edward Said?"
A photo-manipulation the "Do you see this shit" spider-man meme - based on a screencap of the 1960s spider-man cartoon, wherein spider-man leans over the top of a brick wall, looking down and over. Next to him is scholar, Edward Said, also appearing to be looking over the wall with Spider-Man. The caption reads "Do you see this shit, Edward Said?"
two images, in lockstep, bound by time and space. pixels which, entwined read a monkey puppet, his eyes averting, is a mockery of life, suggesting said puppet's refusal to acknowledge the truth: the situation is awkward. HARK AND BEHOLD THE MONKEY PUPPET, HIS EYES AVERTED
a portrait of the artist, grimacing, upon seeing musclejabba jabba the cut why would a hutt have abs like this does hutts got pelvis that needs the stability of core muscles to protect the spine? does hutts gots spines?
Grandparent's art shop/studio at the Morning Mist Village circa something like 2007 maybe? A purple counter surrounded by framed prints and a small partition to the back covered in frame corner examples
Photo from June 2021 of the sign/entrance to Morning Mist Village just north of Gatlinburg, TN, the sun is shining, this was the last time i visited this place after setting my grandmother's ashes to rest in west Tennessee.
Twin Peaks opening credits with new words that read "AND IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT IT'S FRIDAY ONCE AGAIN"
Van Pelt, as depicted by Jonathan Hyde in Jumanji (1995) covered in bright blue, pink and yellow paint splotches. He has a hilariously huge gun and he stand in the frame of a ruined, vine-overgrown doorway
A Proxied Magic the Gathering Card for Van Pelt, featuring my painting of Van Pelt in a gold Magic the Gathering Frame. Test reads thusly: Van Pelt, Merciless Hunter Ghired, Conclave Exile Legendary Creature - Human Game Hunter When Van Pelt, Merciless Hunter enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 green Rhino creature token with trample. Whenever Van Pelt attacks, populate. The token enters the battlefield tapped and attacking. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.) "A Hunter from the Darkest Wild. Makes you feel just like a Child." - Jumanji Clue Van Pelt's Land cost is 2 colorless, 1 red, 1 green, 1 white His power/toughness ar 2/5 The bottom collectors text of the card reads 2026 Jumanji MTG - EN - Matt Aytch Taylor NOT FOR SALE tm&copyright 2026 Wizards of the Coast MTGcardBuilder.com
a digitally painted portait of Jonathan Hyde as Van Pelt from "Jumanji" (1995) he wears a khaki uniform and pith helmet mostly associated with the british imperials of the 1800s-1900s he also has a red-lined cape his weapon is an elephant gun i think? he stands in the jungly ruins of allan Parrish's home the gun and his legs are cut off 'cause eventually this will be on a proxy/fake magic the gathering card thats just for me
a digital painting of three-mast sailing vessel the picton castle, on a partly cloudy day at sea, the waves crashing around the ship as she cuts through the briny deep
a tumblr screencap from user orcboxer dated March 24, 2024 the text reads: Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
Van Pelt's/Jonathan Hyde's eyes, extremely close-up, to show off my brush stroke and inaccuracies
A painted, medium shot/bust of the head of the antagonist Van Pelt portrayed by Jonathan Hyde from Jumanji (1995), he is in an 1800s british imperial exploration/hunter outfit, including a pith helmet. His hair and mustache are curly and blond, he is menacing and would be terrifying to be encountered in the jungle.
the hockey doodle in question, the player's motion in several parts in hues of blue, pink and purple