MATT, a college football enjoyer

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Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.

Cliff Poncier from the movie “Singles” saying “This negative energy just makes me stronger”
“This isn’t right. It’s not even wrong.”
A series of posts from Threads discussing Steely Dan
Bizzaro Dragon Ball Z characters looking all weirded out
Hell planet where it rains rocks
Left: Haaland Right: Super Buu Twins
8-ball the Tiger
Mobutu picture hanging in an ofrenda
Scene from I Think You Should Leave stating, “I thought it was gonna be a hit! It turns out it fucking sucks!”
Solider dropping a grenade from a balcony with a caption “Vibe check”
Lowdown by Boz Scaggs all day
A golden cartoon calf statue from the movie “Dogma” named Mooby. It’s a false idol intended to mock Mickey Mouse and Disney, right before Bartleby and Loki kill all the Mooby executives
Nathan MacKinnon stares into the abyss… and the abyss stares directly back at him.
Virtual flowers for Brock Faber on Google
Ackchyually
Ms Rachel and Zohran Mamdani singing to children and miming “wah wah wah”, just like the crying bitch boi Tom Homan
Marion Barber III
Huntington Bank Stadium during a Gopher football game
“After the killing on January 24th, protesters emerged, screamed at federal agents and were pushed back with tear gas. DHS characterised them as “rioters”, though the available footage suggested that they were angry but not violent. Mr O’Hara, the police chief, called for protesters to stay peaceful. If they manage that, they will have demonstrated considerably more restraint than the armed officers of the federal administration. ■” Excerpt From “Another horrifying shooting by federal agents in Minneapolis” The Economist https://apple.news/A-KL04f0tTvqwO9ZIANLR2A This material may be protected by copyright.
Guardian headline and photo of Liam Ramos in his bunny hat
A meme from The Simpsons stating “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”
Infamous 1983 football game at the Metrodme between Nebraska and Minnesota where the Cornhuskers won 84-13.
John de Lancie as Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation putting humanity on trial
Pinhead from “Hellraiser” saying “Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?”
Grumpy hungover looking cat smoking a cigarette
Aurora borealis
MF DOOMs Mm..Food album cover in a diner
Wake vs NCST has ascended
dril tweet: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
99.9% win probability all game
“Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
Huntington Bank Stadium scoreboard in the distance, with the “angry gopher” meme staring onto the field and attempting to throw off the opposing kicker
A child-sized beardo fist pumping and cheering loudly in 2019 for Minnesota vs Penn State
Super Gore Nest from DOOM Eternal
Pinhead saying “Oh, no tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”
How do you manage pain? - I simply live with the pain.
YouTube thumbnail for the 2003 Michigan vs Minnesota game, a loss that defined a generation of Gopher fans
me standing in front of the Rose Bowl entrance, wearing a Homefield Apparel Gopher t-shirt and hoochie daddy shorts
Papa V Perpetua, the latest frontman from the Swedish rock band Ghost.
Luka’s winning shot over Rudy in Game 2 of the 2024 Western Conference Finals
Minnesota Timberwolves offense and defensive ratings for 5-man lineups in the playoffs. The starting lineup of Conley, Gobert, Randle, Ant and McDaniels has a net rating of 12.9. The 4th Quarter lineup of Randle, Ragu, Naz, Ant and McDaniels has a net rating of 53.3!
Man looking down, with chyron subtitles reading “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
The Timberwolves playoff seeding best case scenario is beating the Jazz, Houston beating Denver, and Golden State beating the Clippers. In that scenario, Wolves end up the #4 seed in the Western Conference. PlayoffStatus.com estimates an 85% chance of finishing with at least the 5th seed and no lower than 6th with a win, thus avoiding the play-in.
Kid Goku from Dragon Ball with pink eyes, like a stoner
Manga panel from Jujitsu Kaisen of Sukuna roasting Jogo, “Spoken like a true loser.”
Fuck around on the x-axis of a graph, Find out on the y-axis. The more you fuck around, the more you find out.
Lyrics from Ghost’s “He Is”: We’re standing here by the abyss
Characters from South Park twisting their nipples with the caption, “oh gee, that’s terrible…”
Mike Meyers as Wayne Campbell from “Wayne’s World” holding up a cue card stating “This man had no penis” written on the back.
No rigorous studies have found links between autism and vaccines or medications, or their components such as thimerosal or formaldehyde.
Jean-Paul Sartre and his googly eyes and signature tobacco pipe
Book cover of “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again” by David Foster Wallace
Paul Hellreiser
Jordan Hinojosa smug face
“but now we shall both surely down”, said the Frog. “lol” said the Scorpion, “lmao”.
Jordan Hinajosa
old man shrugging “guess i’ll die”
poll asking “how do you manage pain?” it lists several options,ending with a checked option for “I simply live with the pain.” Ryan Gosling angry from Blade Runner 2049 in the background
Brewery full of bearded 34-year-olds turn around as woman shouts “Hey Matt!” - from the Hard Times
MF Goldy, bitch