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@mattmager.bsky.social

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Queer, annoyed. Follower of stupid/smart and/or sexy. he/him NYC Climb on.

Bumper sticker that says “ I ♥️ Aging & Dying”
Me, a white man, 44, with blue eyes and blonde hair, with a short beard and mustache that have some white hairs, smiling into the camera.
Me standing in the hall of a crazy hotel in Delhi
Steven thrasher and I enjoying an ice cream with the acropolis behind us.
A picture of me in an alley. I’m wearing a black hat and a black overcoat. I look a bit villainous.
A transfer hallway in Don Mueang airport, Bangkok, Thailand. The strips of lighting reflect off the shiny floor and on both the left and right there are structural elements (a moving walkway and structural columns on the left and zig-zag structural supports and exterior windows on the right) that complement each other symmetrically.
A selfie at the top of the classic “Groove Tube” 6a+/5.10a at Tonsai Beach Krabi Thailand. There is greenery, the sea and a few lumpy islands in the background. Oh and I’m smiling like crazy and giving a peace sign.
Me holding a climbing rope with many wooden phalli behind me.
Me in Railay beach, Thailand. I’m shirtless wearing a chain necklace standing on a balcony above a red rooftop structure. Behind me are large, exposed limestone cliff, the sea and more cliffs in the distance.
Text message that says “KULKL /DEAR SIR/MADAM, KINDLY BE INFORM THAT YOUR BAG HAS FORWARD FROM XIAMEN TO AMSTERDAM WE HAS REQUEST THE BAG TO FORWARD KUL. WILL ADVICE AGAIN ANY LATEST INFO. THANKS.”
A door with a hand written sign that says “restroom” on it with unintentional scare quotes.
A bunch of ornately wrapped presents.
Me holding up a “peace sign” and grinning like a fool in front of a sign that says “happy holidays Fruitcake”
greenish knit sweater fabric with a moth hole shown.
A sugar cookie with green buttercream and the word “brat” written on it in red icing sitting on a bright red background.
A picture of me looking up at some rocks. I am a white 43 year old man with a little bit of scruff wearing an olive tee shirt and maroon pants and a black baseball cap that has Coffee written upside down, I’m carrying a backpack with a helmet clipped to it. Behind me in the distance are more small mountains.
Me climbing at the black corridor in red rock national park
Me in a red speedo
Me in a suit
Me in my house wearing a blazer with my hand draped over a briefcase.
Just a little pic of me in a mirror
Interior of a Marimekko store.
Picture of Matt looking nervous with headphones on.
A sunny window in Brooklyn with decorative wrought iron work bars. In front of it is a spray of red and green leaves and red bright red berries.
A Lilly flower I saw at the Brooklyn botanical garden
Japanese maple next to a water feature in the Brooklyn botanical garden