Matt May

@mattmay.bsky.social

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Matt Damon as Odysseus in The Odyssey. He's got gray hair and a gray beard and is wailing in pain.
Fiona Apple's When the Pawn...
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Caption: deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"
Francesca Fiorentini's profile page, showing I have her muted
John J. Cafaro, a man with raven black hair and a pencil mustache, along with broad salt-and-pepper eyebrows and a dead stare
A wheel with a red pointer and a series of labels around the outside. Clockwise, the steps read: We’re gonna bomb Iran Unilateral cease fire Resuming peace talks Agreement “in a couple of days” They better agree, or else… The pointer is on “We’re gonna bomb Iran”
Economist headline: Could Donald Trump save Cuba's economy? Accompanied by a photo of a man wearing a vest that reads "Cuba 100% Libre"
Curt Cignetti smiles as he stands with Trump, who's holding a Hoosiers jersey with his name and the number 47 on it
CNN screenshot: Xi and Trump are on a red carpet while a large crowd of children jump up and down while waving flowers
Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together meme
Ramen with the title "the passing of time is unrelenting and brutal"
Sign reads: Answer desk rates. Answer: $1.00. Answers which require thought: $2.00. Correct answers: $4.00. Dumb looks: free
A game show host listens for the audience to tell in unison: Is! That! Good!
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting
FT Headline: Palantir founder Thiel challenges pope with lecture in Rome on the antichrist
Tweet from Sam Altman @sama Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. Al safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all Al companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.
A small canvas painted magenta, with 4 ribbons of purple on the left side, adorned with multicolored dots
Tweet from Cardale Jones: Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35.... it was 98-35, had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th
Our Flag Means Death meme: I mean, it's true
Tweet from Nick Schifrin: NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] "Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a "right of ownership" anyway? There are no written documents, it's only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT"
Meme: aagh, call an ambulance *pulls gun on attacker* but not for me
Homer: Look, I got runner-up prize! Lisa: You won second place? Home: No, but I got it!
Shade meme
Tweet from Elizabeth Kim: New: NYC municipal archives has located a 1674(!) official record that adds to evidence that the city missed one mayor's nonconsecutive 2nd term and is off by AT LEAST one. So Zohran Mamdani is definitely NOT going to be the 111th mayor.
Trump yells at a boy mowing the White House lawn: YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF GENIUS, KID
Image of Trump's hands. His left one has a somewhat smooth back, while the other, covered in two bandages, has deeply wrinkled and discolored skin that appears to be sloughing off the bone.
Jurassic Park: After careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse your park
SpongeBob "aight imma head out" meme
Homer Simpson in front of a sign that reads “Can’t someone else do it?”
A woman makes a gross face, then ponders for a moment before dismissing it and laughing
A CIA officer helps evacuees up a ladder onto an Air America Bell 204/205 helicopter at 22 Gia Long Street on 29 April 1975
Headline reads "Dune 3's official title revealed — and fans aren't happy"
A cartoon character stands up, says "NOPE", then kicks their laptop, jumps into a rocket ship and flies into the sun. A banner then appears from behind the sun reading, "NOPE"
Trump tweet: Big News Conference tomorrow morning at 10:00 A.M. The Oval Office, concerning a MAJOR TRADE DEAL WITH REPRESENTATIVES OF A BIG, AND HIGHLY RESPECTED, COUNTRY. THE FIRST OF MANY!!!
Justin Timberlake staring at ramen
Screen shot reads: But this is different. AI isn't just another tool - It will redefine how our world works. Why memorize facts, write code, research anything - when a model can do it in seconds? The best communicator, the best analyst, the best problem-solver - is now the one who knows how to ask the right question. The future won't reward effort. It'll reward leverage So, start cheating. Because when everyone does, no one is.
Sopranos scene: "This fuckin' guy."
Tweet from Bill Ackman: This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.
Meme: character labeled Trump shoots character labeled Global Trade. Trump character says: why woke DEI Biden
screenshot of Ri Chun-Hee, North Korea's propaganda host
Tweet from Elon: There is a shortage of top notch air traffic controllers. If you have retired, but are open to returning to work, please consider doing so.
Suspicious Fry meme: Can’t tell if ADHD or Canadian
Tweet from Alex Furlin reads: *event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality
Scene from the Sopranos. Gangster says "This fuckin' guy."
Tweet from Elon: The safety of air travel is a non-partisan matter. SpaceX engineers will help make air travel safer.
Mariah Carey says "I don't know her"
A paper reads, in all caps: A billionaire can never be held accountable Therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision
Elon Musk appears on a big screen at a German AfD party rally
Donald Trump Jr. post of himself as a gen-AI Viking, with a Greenland-like background
Matt sits in a chair, wearing a cattle onesie, and holding a stuffed Ty camel.
Tweet from Mychael Schnell from today: Pete Hegseth told RSC members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf, per source.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, captioned: Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
Trump holding an airbrushed copy of a Gibson Les Paul guitar, smiling. His post reads: Coming soon! The Limited Edition 45 Guitar. Only 1,300 of each Acoustic and Electric Guitars MADE - Some personally signed!
A pack of chocolate Necco wafers
Trump stands at a rally podium wearing a fluorescent hi-visibility vest.
Two Yankee fans grab Mookie Betts as he catches a foul ball. A man on the left stares, stunned.