MattShizzle

@mattshizzle.bsky.social

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Leftist guy on the autism spectrum, cat lover.

Trump supporter saying "I think he's amazing. My truck used to hold $59 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he did it but he is amazing and I plan on voting for him again."
A book with a picture of Stalin sliding down a rainbow titled "Everyone I don't like is a Communist - a child's guide to online political discussion."
Trump with moneybags labelled 2026 2 billion dollar grift while someone says "you know he donates his $400,000 salary..."
Studies: homophobic men more likely to be gay.
A red dunce cap that says "stoopid" - spelled with 2 os rather than a u - down the front.
A red dunce cap with "stoopid" written down the front.
I'm sorry you can't afford to be alive - and other stories from America.
List of all (or nearly all) the bad things Reagan did as president.
Donald Trump on the moon - wearing a spacesuit with the helmet off.
Parody of The Devil Wears Prada but it's Trump and The Devil Wears Depends.
Dumb-o-meter showing MAGA is below average, dumb, dumber, dumbest and even plants and rocks.
Everyone I don't like is a Communist: A child's guide to online political discussion.
Trump in a cell.
This is Star Wars, not Star Trek.
The president of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.
The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
You didn't get a wall. You didn't get a drained swamp. You didn't get affordable health care. You didn't get an eliminated national debt. You didn't get new infrastructure. You didn't get Hillary Clinton locked up. You didn't get Epstein accountability. You didn't get a $5000 DOGE check. You didn't get a $2K tariff stimulus check. You didn't get lower grocery prices. You didn't get help buying a home. You didn't get America First. You didn't get peace. You lost family and friends. What did you gain?
Fetterman wearing a MAGA hat captioned "Fetterman breaks with democrats, casts deciding vote for Mullin."
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 72 to say "fuck off." Totally worth the extra effort.
I'm not shocked by his character anymore. We've known exactly who he is for at least 10 years. What's truly still shocking to me is how many people around me aren't who I thought they were.
Trump saying "I have stage 9 dementia. The greatest dementia. Nobody does dementia like me."
A picture of Pam Bondi captioned "if 'bleached asshole' was a person."
Trumpers - spreading the word and chlamydia since 2015.
Trump with Kid Rock wearing bunny ears in a swimsuit with a "MIss Epstein Island" sash captioned "I'll be your Bad Bunny Mr President."
A dirty messy trailer captioned "this is the house of the guy calling you 'libtard' on Facebook."
"My American friends - how did America become such a political cesspool?" "Failing to properly punish the Confederacy."
Athlete being interviewed by a reporter - "first I'd like to blame god for making us lose today." "But..but...you're only supposed to give him praise and glory when you win.." "Yeah, well fuck him."
Ralph Wiggum with "I'm a resurcher" typing into Google "what I want to be true."
Republicans concerned Trump may die before he finishes destroying America.
Miss Piggy saying "quiet pedo" to Donald Trump.
UNT but the handle on the left side is also black and looks like a c so it looks like it says "cunt."
When Trump's presidency is over, it should be annulled. No library, no portrait, no titles, no honors. It's a record of shame.
A newspaper with a picture of Grandpa Simpson wearing a MAGA hat shaking his fist and captioned "old man yells at reality."