Matt Sieker

@mattsieker.com

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Software developer by day. Amateur photographer and video game player at other times. He/him. From STL, currently KCMO. https://mattsieker.com/

Screenshot of job assignments for Final Fantasy 5 Four Job Fiesta: Dragoon Bard Ninja Dancer
Screenshot of the ff5 four job fiesta registration for a volcano run
Opening letter from Mina the hollower, but with some minor changes Baron Big Butt, thy esteemed patron, has requested thy aid. Thy expertise as the creator of these butts and thy skill as a Butt will both be crucial, for the issue may be deeper than mere technical faults. We trust in the ability to unravel this mystery and restore the butts.
Screen recording of an android phone showing the bluesky app. First, the three dot menu in the upper left is tapped to no apparent effect. Then another tap is made down and to the right of the three dots. A moment later, a notification that the image was saved appears.
Screenshot of Tales of Symphonia with Lloyd offering Collete a cup of hot coffee. He lied. It's actually iced coffee. He lied it's actually hot coffee.
A box for a counterfeit 2B figurine labeled as "YoRHO" instead of "YoRHa"
A tuxedo cat flat and ready to pounce a green laser dot several inches in front of her, her eyes bright green with eyeshine from the laser (which is not pointed at her eyes, just scattered light being reflected)
Three very fluffy penguin chicks, covered entirely in gray down feathers
Screenshot of Morrowind with Dagoth Ur chilling in the depth of Dagoth Ur apparently ripping a fat vape
Screenshot of a spam email item: UkrainianBeauty Eliminate Ringing in the Ears in J... Do you want to start a romantic rel...
A klingon staring into a hole, gradually getting closer, saying "hello? Is anyone there?! I seek glory!"
A giant statue of a corncob with a gormless face on it, in front of a building with a sign saying "Welcome to Mitchell"
A screenshot of Robot Alchemic Drive showing a suspiciously detailed bakery. A portrait of the character Nanao is shown with a dialog box saying "I found work at the bakery close by. Can you walk me there?"
Screenshot from a trailer for Romeo is a Dead Man. It has a caption of "minigame: deadgear cannonball"
Screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 3. Snake has just met EVA, and the game has given the player the option of going into first person view to look at her breasts in what is basically a bikini top
A derelict light airplane sitting in a field along the side of the highway, as if gazing longingly at the sky it will never return to
A toaster toasting. On the front side a bright blue LED is lit: Gondor calls for aide!
▲ Winter Storm Warning ! WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM FRIDAY ΤΟ 6 PM CST SUNDAY * WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 6 and 9 inches. * WHERE...Portions of ... National Weather Service
Steinmeyer said his priority is to get it through the House before worrying about the Senate. And if legislators oppose putting the proposed amendment to a statewide vote, he believes they're effectively silencing the voters. "Who's going to decide the outcome? Ultimately, it's going to be the voters,” he said. "If elected officials want to silence the voice of the voters, I want them on record. I want them to go out there and say that."
A fluffy tuxedo cat sitting next to a mostly full bowl of wet food, giving a look of utter despair to the fact that she has no food.
Photo of a freezer at Ikea called "Lagan"
Orion Nebula captured through a telescope
Your Pixel is getting even better... Discover the latest enhancements and new features with this Pixel update, designed to make your device more helpful. Learn more at our Community page What's new? Instantly customize your Pixel with seasonal Wicked: For Good theme packs. One tap changes your wallpaper, icons, GIFs and sounds. [1] Bring more joy to the chat. Edit and reimagine any photo using Remix in Google Messages. [2] Pixel VIPs prioritizes notifications from your most important contacts and adds a new crisis badge.[3] Your Pixel now summarizes your message notifications, so you can see what's important right away.[4] [1] Wicked: For Good Theme packs available until January 31, 2026.
Screen recording showing a pre order ticket section in an email from a theater, with an image showing the Kill Bill poster. Tapping on the poster opens a browser to the theater's page for The Barbie Movie.
TUBACHRISTMAS 2025 Tuba Christmas returns to Helzberg Hall this December! Experience the sounds of the season - Tuba Style! Join hundreds of tuba and baritones in Helzberg Hall at the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts on Friday, December 5 and Monday, December 15 for your favorite holiday tunes and carols. The performance is at noon and is free and open to the public. Performers are invited to join for $10/each. Advance registration is required. Exclusive Tuba Christmas hats and scarves will be available for purchase before and after the performance. Friday, December 5, 2025 12:00 PM
Screenshot of Hades 2 at the start of phase 2 of the Chronos fight. At the bottom a Morrowind text box displays the following: What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Photo of an opened cardboard box with two smaller cardboard boxes inside containing cat litter. On top of one of the smaller boxes is the bluray set of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders Battle In Egypt, with a smug looking Dio on the front.
Screenshot of the browser dev tools for a web site. A list of items, formatted as JSON is shown, each one includes a service name and price.
Screenshot of a service appointment page for a car dealer, listing various services to request. The ones of note, and that are selected are "decline 4 wheel alignment" and "four wheel alignment"
Picture taken from the observation Deck of Hancock Tower/875 North Michigan, looking north. Overlayed on the picture is the camera search feature in Google maps, showing that the Sears/Willis Tower has somehow moved to the Lincoln Park neighborhood and became invisible.
Train platform at Kansas City Union Station, with the Southwest Chief waiting to load. In the background the Western Auto sign looms.
Screenshot of Hades 2 showing dialog with the skeleton from Joisey. SCHELEMEUS TRAINING MASTER Probably just need to Dash instead of getting hit so much, and get some more of those Arcana Cards, they'll toughen you right up! Each night is gonna go a little different, too.
Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a power bank with a Five Letter Brand of "Oupes"
Photo of a sunrise with some light clouds. In the upper right a sliver of the moon, with Venus shining just above it
Screenshot of the stupid YouTube "explore more topics" feature, showing "Xenogears game anal..."
Screenshot from https://fire.airnow.gov/ showing an immerse amount of icons for fires across Manitoba, with shaded areas extending south through Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri indicating the smoke plume.
Video of mostly a roof of a mini golf place. Ecstatic Vibrations Totally Transcendent, the song associated with Egghead in Disco Elysium is playing
Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a nitecore (and not Nightcore) power bank.
Screenshot of adsb exchange showing a map of the eastern edge of the Kansas City area with icons for various aircraft. A ground track and information for a Chinook is shown, specifically
A knife presented by grail-kun, called Friendmaker
A photo of a coat hook on the door of a bathroom stall. Someone has added googly eyes right above it
Screenshot of Disco Elysium dialog with the option "I approve of this, very futuristic. (Tap on the girls kissing.)" Option selected
Picture of a tuxedo colored cat with green eyes laying on top of a cat tree, just her upper head and front paws are visible. Edited onto an image is a caption box from Morrowind with the text "We're watching you, Scum"
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail with "Intels[sic] first ATX mainboard?" In the same font used by Yakuza/Like A Dragon introduction cards
Screenshot of Morrowind. An open book is on fire in the foreground. In the background the mage Therana and her naked Khajit in the background.
Screenshot of Morrowind, looting a dead body. One of the items is a Fat Lute.
A cat judging you. Slowly every so slowly zooming. You feel unbalanced. In the distance, Koyaanisqatsi can be heard.
A photo taken in the Mojave desert, just south of Goodsprings, NV, processed to look slightly surreal. Mountains loom in the distance over the desert, where a Starbucks exists in isolation.
A screenshot of DownDetector, showing a graph of reported issues with Slack having a high uptick recently... next to a graph showing FanFiction also having issues.