Matt Ufford

@mattufford.bsky.social

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Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast

black Lab-looking dog splooted on red tile who wags his tail when I stop petting him
The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett
Seahawks rookie running back Jadarian Price reporting to the team in a white t-shirt and blue joggers. he appears to have borrowed Aaron Donald's frame
poster for First Knight with Sean Connery, Julia Ormond, and Richard Gere.
Get Lost by Justin Halpern
me: not gonna push my MLS kink on anyone, but Timbers-Sounders is on Apple TV tonight if you need some World Cup crowd methadone guy quote-skeeting me: Classy. I mean, who doesn't love posts trivializing drug addiction and treatment? Oh right. Everyone with a conscience. Or a heart. Or a sense of common decency.
Cristian Roldan, number 7, celebrates with Seattle Sounders teammates
a small bird with a decurved bill on top of a piece of watermelon. it is an electric bluish purple with a black mask and wing markings
a toucan perched atop a bare tree branch against a gray-blue sky. It has a black body, yellow face and neck, and brilliant multicolored bill
a dad with great hair in a denim jacket standing in front of a lush green volcano topped by gray clouds
Sam Neill in The Hunt for Red October
Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones
close-up of an albatross that looks like it's smiling
The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi by Shannon Chakraborty. The book cover is yellow and blue with a sailing shop being attacked by tentacles
Loved Ones Recall USMNT's Cowardly Battle With Belgium
book: "Think Again" by Malcolm Gladwell Without Hair
viral teeth tweet
Erling Haaland with a teammate on his back
bald eagle perched in a conifer
fir trees in a fog bank, beyond which is supposedly a glacier
baby tern on top of a small concrete arch in the sand
black-capped tern with bright orange legs perches on a metal fence post
the narrowest room ever. it has a pull-up bar and something thinner than a twin bed wedged tight against three walls
Dent McSkimming
The Long Game by Leander Schaerlaeckens. Blue text on a red jacket with Christian Pulisic kicking a ball
Chris Hemsworth in Furiosa
screen shot from Pele's Soccer on the Atari. it looks like shit
red BERGE jersey for Norway. the number 8 looks like an hourglass
USA's win against Paraguay has arguably been the best display of attacking football at the tournament so far. This was in part aided by Paraguay's poor defensive approach but Mauricio Pochettino's men provided the best example of how nations are opting to use more fluid midfields.
Krusty the Klown realizing he has to do some crowd work. "Oh, God, this is always death."
Knicks reporter with aghast sideye
dad and handsome son in matching USMNT jerseys
Robin Hood-themed graphic of an x-y axis. x-axis is "serious about robbing the rich" on the right and "tearing down the myth" on the left. y-axis is "joyous" at the top and "dreary" at the bottom. pictures associated in the four quadrants, clockwise from top left: Cary Elwes, Disney's fox, Kevin Costner, the robinhood app
Dedra Meero looking at her phone, aghast
The runners assemble on Wednesday morning, park their vehicles in a cornfield atop Sand Mountain in North Georgia, and board tour buses. The only thing they know about their destination is that it will be somewhere between 350 and 400 miles away. Once they arrive, they will be able to access maps of the course that will take them back to their vehicles. After an overnight stay in a hotel, the field will be bused to the start the following morning. From there, with only the supplies they can carry or obtain along the way, they have 10.5 days to get back.
"Two Brits try real Texas BBQ for the first time!" The screencap is two white guys holding beef ribs, their eyes closed in ecstasy
Trump asleep at the Knicks game with Homer Simpson's glasses that made him look awake while sleeping on jury duty
A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers
New Yorker magazine with Jalen Brunson on the cover
Projected record: 78-4 Stephen Curry Julius Erving LeBron James Carmelo Anthony Wlit Chamberlain
Projected record: 74-8 Damian Lillard Lou Hudson Charles Barkley Dwight Howard Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
makeshift set with green screen backdrop, dad standing at a laptop on top of a box and several stacked books, and a tween girl in front of the green screen
Manuel Neuer
a deer head on trail cam such that it has the approximate angle of drowning. The Terminator's thumbs-up and chain from the end of T2 have been added.
batdog
Yahoo Sports headline: Freak bat dog injury may derail top Dodgers prospect's promising season
squat gray songbird on a rock by rushing water
chickadee with a white eyebrow perched on the branch of a fallen pine
gray songbird perched on a branch
washed dad in the woods giving a thumbs-up
Shadow & Claw by Gene Wolf. The cover of the book shows a masked figure in a black hooded robe holding a large executioner's sword
A city less to be enjoyed as an accomplice, but respected as an adversary to its residents, who share the common bond of all having the same enemy when they wake up there: New York City.
headline: Shohei Ohtani hits first-pitch leadoff HR, then lowers ERA to MLB-best 0.73
screenshot from The Simpsons "Lemon of Troy" episode where the guy from Shelbyville has a puckered face and tears in his eyes after haughtily taking a bite from a lemon
Associate Producer, YouTube (Contract) — Yahoo Sports Yahoo Sports is looking for a sharp, creative, YouTube-native Associate Producer to join our team. This role sits at the intersection of production, editing, packaging, and channel strategy. You’ll help shape how our content is built, presented, and optimized for YouTube across shows, clips, and original formats. We’re looking for someone who understands that great YouTube content is not just about editing video. It is about storytelling, retention, packaging, and performance. The right candidate knows how to cut compelling video, build clickable thumbnails, write metadata that earns attention, and use audience data to make smarter creative decisions. This is a strong fit for someone who lives and breathes YouTube, works fast, has taste, and wants to help build a smarter, more intentional sports video operation.
headline from Politico: "Democrats criticize Pentagon's 'suspiciously low' Iran war cost" It's paired with a photo of an F-18 on what looks like the deck of an aircraft carrier