Matt

@mattukernow.bsky.social

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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.

Iridescent blue and red cuckoo wasp on a dead pear tree.
Monty (dog) lying on my office floor.
Daisy Blue Delights
Plaque for "The Sidmouth Fiddler"
Mr Burns in the Simpsons: "Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun."
BBC Prog Rock prom.
Paragraph from Wikipedia with the line "the narrator's attraction to women with large buttocks is a major theme of the song" highlighted.
Packet of peas called 'Hurst green shaft'.
PENETRATING WAGNER'S RING by JOHN L. DI GAETANI
Dragonfly or chaser nymph on some grass by the pond.
Packet labelled "THIS ISN'T PORK SAUSAGES"
Annoyed looking man in Victorian clothing holding a sausage roll.
Ostentatious gold ceiling.
Superintendent Chalmers from the Simpsons lamenting the school having "class after class of ugly, ugly children!"
Sign saying "I am old and fragile. Please do not touch me as I can be damaged easily."
Lone bull in the road.
As above.
Spotted heath orchid. Purple monkey dishwasher.
Academic Archers badge
Holes in logs plugged with mud, probably by solitary bees.
Monty (dog) smothering himself with a bed.
Blue tits in a cigarette bin - a lesser known Smiths single.
Ancient sweet chestnut
Pub sign for The Sexeys Arms
Ants on aphids on ivy on tree.
Glass of whisky.
Monty (greyhound) laying in a flower bed.
Chunky wooden stake like you might use to kill a vampire.
Google review in the form of a dreadful poem. It reads: "Let me put it in poetic form. The food was bad. The service was worse, The beer was warm, And ever so bitter, Outside is nice, My food had less seasoning than plain boiled rice. Silicon everywhere. What an appall, Went to my room with my lamp pretty much hanging out of my wall, Need more time training the staff, Atrocious job. Must be having a laugh. Spent this my time writing this to truly show my sense of dissatisfaction from this establishment. Should've gone to the chippy instead if I could leave O stars I would."
Monty (dog) taking up a whole sofa.
Dick Pick. No, not like that.
Microsoft trying to make me use American English.
Iced cake and two reasons full bowls of icing.
Hot crossless buns.
Chaffinch on a bird feeder. Thought you'd have worked that out from context.
Sign on a public footpath saying "fuck point #1"
Mysterious metal dome.