MVH

@mattvanh.bsky.social

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Going places, live music, films, Spurs induced suffering, cats, football shirts, pints, NIN, deep introspective techno, poppadoms. Southerner in Manchester

B BC Breaking News Ex-neo Nazi withdraws as local Tory candidate after backlash as Badenoch gives him adviser role now
The 2000 Best Supporting Actor noms for the Oscars. Tom Cruise - magnolia Jude Law - talented mr ripley Haley Joel Osment - the sixth sense Michael Clarke Duncan - the green mile Michael Caine - cider house rules (winner)
A pair of weasel bald cunts
Poster for Elvis impersonator TONY SHINGLE, at the Scarborough spa theatre. He is loved on BBC radio 2. Tony’s eyebrows appears to be dyed caterpillars but he has a winning smile
Tattoo of our cat Omar, done in the style of a Simpsons character (Snowball II)
Omar the cat, chilling in the bushes. He is not a sexual predator or pervert
Chips n Gravy from a proper chippy
The song “spaceman” by Babylon Zoo, popular in the 90s and featured in a Levi’s advert. One hit wonder
A black and white tuxedo cat called Omar, stretched out enjoying the sun and heat, but in the shade
Cba to explain, 2 arse fans being cunts because they are cunts
Omar the cat snoozing on a window sill
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!
Screen grab of local election results showing huge gains for racist scumbags Reform
Randy Marsh insisting he isn’t getting hammered, but having a classy wine tasting session
That beat from wife swap USA who claims “bacon is good for me”
Gory details of the end of the rotten Ceauşescus family who rightly got shot to death for their murderous reign
Omar the cat forcing himself to sleep but can’t because it is too fucking noisy here.
A jubilant Manchester City fan celebration by drinking Arse tears out of an Arse bottle
Omar
Cookie and Gerry Fleck out of the movie Best In Show (best comedy ever btw)
Tweet: Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
Homer in his green jacket yelling at robots
New Poison the Well album “peace in place”
My mother advising the robbing bastards at Esso have put the price of petrol up 10p a litre overnight. Father responds by calling Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, a “cunt”
Omar the cat, absolutely lounging the fuck
Pat Butcher from Eastenders, at the end of her tether, smoking a dart
Omar when he was a baby looking a bit special
Original art by @daftlimmy, of a man shagging the grave of maggie thatcher.
Mountains and skiers
Movie poster for the film Starred Up, staring Jack O’Connell
Any email from Tottenham Hotspur, reminding me BTS tickets will be on sale soon
The cat called Omar, curled up like a Yorkshire pudding. A shrimp. A lil sea shell
A viz comic, with a picture of Peers Morgan: I'VE realised recently that it's been a while since I've told anyone that I think Piers Morgan is a cunt and I'm a little worried that people might think that I don't think he's a cunt any more. Could you print this so that it's clear to everyone that I still think he's a right cunt. Steven Ireland, Manchester
A photo of paradise. A white sandy beach, crystal clear blue waters and totally vacant. Imagine a bounty advert
Jayabe2@bsky.social and ididtheiggy.bsky.social filling me with hope coys
Jasper from The Simpsons, being hit by a laser beam from a house, which briefly cures his cataracts
Omar the car, lying on our bed but crucially, on some of my clothing which he loves to lie on like a big ol lump of fur
McDonald’s chicken McNugget meal offerings FRER SOCKS (not actually free, included in the price)
A screenshot of Javi Gracia, manager of Watford football club. He looks like Mike D of Beastie Boys
Beaver town brewery logo
Omar the cat, looking thoughtful, sat up in his brand new cardboard box
Omar, curled up on our sofa. Waiting for his master to just fuck off and leave him in peace
Two monitors in an office, displaying an image of Spurs lifting the Europa League trophy, when they became undisputed champions of the Europe, of the world
From the Viz comic, a picture of Piers Morgan, with the text: IVE realised recently that it's been a while since I've told anyone that I think Piers Morgan is a cunt and I'm a little worried that people might think that I don't think he's a cunt any more. Could you print this so that it's clear to everyone that I still think he's a right cunt. Steven Ireland, Manchester
A 4 bet accumulator for both teams in the match to score. Monaco v Tottenham Hotspur is 0-0 is the only match out of four to let me down, costing me a measly £25 windfall
Detective Constable Tosh Lines, from ITVs The Bill
An adorable bastard cat, sleeping in a wicker hut. His name is Omar. In this picture you can only see his right foot, suspended in the air, resting on a cushion.
A video of Victor Hovland holing a putt in the Ryder cup. Behind and US police man watches and celebrates
Moe Szyslak from the Simpsons, the bar tender and landlord of Moes Tavern. He has his head in a gas oven with a sign on his back saying “no funeral”
Homer Simpson’s wearing glasses with fake open eyes to conceal him sleeping in a courtroom
Southern Water has warned tanker companies to stop delivering its water to the Wiltshire estate of an American billionaire. Some of it was recently used, entirely legally, to help fill a lake, despite a hosepipe ban being in place locally for domestic users. Multiple water tankers have been filmed both day and night by local residents filling up from standpipes in part of neighbouring Hampshire where a drought order is in place. The BBC has been told that those tankers went to Conholt Park, a 2,500 acre estate owned by Stephen Schwarzman – who is one of the world's richest men and a financial backer of US President Donald Trump. A spokesperson for Mr Schwarzman confirmed that a small proportion of the water transported had very recently been used to help fill a new lake but said the water has been "sourced through licenced providers responsible for the lawful and proper extraction and delivery". They said an advanced irrigation system was how the lake would mainly be filled.