matty stratton

@matty.wtf

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I have friends everywhere Chicagoland area Dogs > people he/they Contact info: https://links.mattstratton.com/ #DevRel #DevOps #Weightlifting

Apple Music now playing, showing Fergalicious by Fergie
A person with shoulder-length dark hair walks outdoors on a sunny day wearing sunglasses, a black “Panic Shack” T-shirt, black shorts, fishnet tights, and black hiking shoes. They have tattoos on both forearms, several bracelets, and carry a colorful striped shoulder bag. The background shows a theme park walkway with storefronts, umbrellas, and other visitors partially visible.
Screenshot of a Liftosaur workout summary for “GZCLP: Blacknoir version – Day 3.” The workout lasted 56 minutes with a total training volume of 12,268.75 lb across 15 sets and 137 reps. Exercises completed: Bench Press (2×5 @ 125 lb, plus 1×6 @ 125 lb), Squat (4×8 @ 135 lb), Lat Pulldown (3×12 @ 88.75 lb, plus 1×13 @ 88.75 lb), and Triceps Pushdown (2×12 @ 40 lb, followed by 2×8 @ 40 lb). Exercise illustrations appear beside each movement, and rep counts are color-coded to indicate performance relative to the target.
A humorous concert-style poster featuring William Shatner posing with a black Gibson Les Paul electric guitar. He wears a black jacket, sticks out his tongue, and raises the “rock horns” hand gesture against a fiery red-and-black background with flames. Large metallic lettering reads, “The Debut of William Shatner and his heavy metal band, The ’Uckers.” Additional text promotes a performance at Riot Fest 2026 in Chicago on Sunday, September 20, with ticket information along the bottom.
Captain Chaos from Cannonball Run
meme showing a person wearing an orange glove holding a large black sea urchin on a rocky shoreline. White text at the top reads, “URCHIN CARE,” and the caption at the bottom says, “IF RESULTS BAD, CONTINUE TO HOPITAL.” The joke is a pun on “urgent care,” with the intentionally misspelled “hospital” adding to the meme’s absurd humor.
Selfie of a person at the gym with wavy blue-and-purple hair, an olive-green headband, black rectangular glasses, and a salt-and-pepper beard. They are wearing a black Peloton shirt and raising one arm, revealing tattoos including a small purple bird on the upper arm. Exercise equipment and a portable air conditioner are visible in the background.
Stef and Matty in front of a large sign that says weird al yankovic
A picture of a woman in a black leather jacket and glasses
Selfie if matty in a headband and gym clothes
Four-panel Expanding Brain meme ranking database fixes from basic to enlightened as the brain grows brighter: "Add more indexes," then "Tune autovacuum," then "Hand-roll partitioning," and finally, at peak galaxy-brain, "Hypertables on TimescaleDB."
Screenshot of a Liftosaur workout log titled “GZCLP: Blacknoir version – Day 1.” The workout lasted 40 minutes and totaled 8,197.5 lb of volume across 11 sets and 99 reps. Exercises completed: Squat—3 sets of 5 reps at 137.5 lb; Bench Press—4 sets of 8 reps at 80 lb; Lat Pulldown—3 sets of 12 reps plus 1 set of 16 reps at 68.75 lb. The interface displays exercise illustrations alongside each movement.
Selfie of matty in gym gear
Arrested Development meme of Barry Zuckercorn saying those are balls
LP album of Tom Waits - At The Terminal
A t-shirt of Dungeon Crawler Carl that says "God damn it Donut."
Close-up portrait of a person with vivid purple hair accented by bright blue streaks, styled in a swept-back bob. They are wearing dark blue rectangular glasses and a black T-shirt with a pink graphic design. The person has a salt-and-pepper beard and is looking slightly downward with a subtle smile. The photo is taken indoors near a window, with soft natural light illuminating their face and hair.
Workout summary screen titled “GZCLP: Blacknoir version – Day 1.” Session duration is 50 minutes with total volume of 7,612.5 lb across 11 sets and 95 reps. Exercises completed: Squat — 3 sets of 5 reps at 127.5 lb; Bench Press — 4 sets of 8 reps at 75 lb; Lat Pulldown — 4 sets of 12 reps at 68.75 lb. Each exercise is accompanied by a small illustration showing the movement.
A tshirt with dungeon crawler Carl, princess donut, and mongo the dinosaur
An Australian shepherd dog
Junior high softball game - batter hits a hard hit triple
Henry) Downers Grove, IL What's interesting is that the braves are (by record) the best team in the mlb, yet have zero wins against teams over .500 And the yankees are tied with the braves by record, and are 1-5 against teams over .500 Meanwhile the cubs are 6-5 against teams over .500
Mobile app screen showing instructions to ‘Swipe right to speak.’ A graphic of a phone displays a listening waveform with the label ‘Listening iPhone Microphone.’ Below, text explains that switching apps is required to activate the microphone due to Apple restrictions, with a prompt at the bottom saying ‘Swipe right at the bottom.’
selfie of a man with messy shoulder-length purple hair, black rectangular glasses, and a salt-and-pepper beard. he’s wearing a black leather jacket over an unbuttoned black button-up, standing in a sunlit backyard with green grass and trees behind him
Rear view of a black Honda vehicle with an Illinois “Land of Lincoln” license plate reading “KUBECTL.” A turquoise decal on the rear window says “Powered by Astrophage” with a small rocket icon. The glass and paint show light dirt and reflections of trees and the photographer.
Selfie of Matty with new purple hair
An Australian shepherd dog
Selfie of Matty pointing at the camera
Selfie of Matty wearing glasses
A close-up selfie of a person reclining against a dark cushion, with tousled, wavy hair dyed in shades of purple and lavender. They have light skin, expressive eyes looking slightly to the side, and a short gray beard and mustache. Their expression is playful, with lips slightly pursed. They are wearing a black shirt, and the lighting is soft and natural, highlighting the texture and color of their hair.
Selfie of stef and Matty in a movie theater
Close-up of a black-and-gray tattoo on skin showing two mirrored cat silhouettes touching noses inside a heart-shaped rope frame. A banner across the top of the heart reads “INTO THE SEA.” The surrounding skin appears slightly red, suggesting the tattoo is fresh. Partial tattoos are visible on either side, including a simple outline on the left and a sun design on the right.
Stef in front of Nisei Lounge
Sarah Maclachlan
Appraised branding concept's technical appeal and cultural resonance. OH SHIT. That's actually fire.
Joey Stratton Says whom 1 Reply > Sophia Stratton mom said Says whom Henry Stratton who* Sophia Stratton
Selfie of a man in purple glasses
Selfie of a man with purple hair
Selfie of a man with purple hair
Jackson FI Today This is all really popular stuff. Most of it is also really good. Does he want recommendations? 18m I don't know, anytime I try to tell him anything he tells me I don't know anything But I'll ask 17m You I don't know, anytime I try to tell him anything he tells me I don't k... Yeah but I'm not his dad lol You have to be kind of a loser to him, it's part of being a parent 17m Hahahaha you're so right. He just said "sure" for V recommendations 17m
Framed photo of actor, Gary Cole
It's insane but Debbie ) I can't wait to give the most confusing home tours in the future "Wow I guess you guys are really big fans of Gary Cole?" "No, just Kent Davison" Hahaha Almost needs to hang next to a clock Or a map of Nevada I just tried telling my boss about this and described it as "it's like he one upped the memes with like a real one" what is wrong with me haha
Tattoo of the rebel alliance insignia
Video still of Adam Jacob from Chef with the caption “boop”. This was taken from the video that announced Habitat
Close-up of a forearm showing a colorful tattoo with diagonal green and red brushstroke-style lines. Near the wrist is a small black tattoo resembling a stacked, totem-like shape ending in a semicolon. Skin texture and fine arm hair are visible, with a light-colored surface in the background.
A shot of Dustin from Stranger Things on a movie screen
Matty and Stef selfie
A steak dinner on a wooden table: a grilled steak served with mashed potatoes topped with bacon bits and a side of sautéed asparagus on a white plate. Next to it is a plastic container filled with chilled shrimp cocktail, a lemon wedge, and a cup of red cocktail sauce. A tall glass of dark-colored beverage sits behind the food, with a remote control and keys visible in the background.
INGS BUT IT CHY & SCRATCHY IS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED. ACCLAIMED?!
Applause gif from Evangelion
The $240 worth of pudding sketch from the state
Keychains and say don’t do stupid shit, one says mom one says dad
A wall display featuring Green Day memorabilia: a framed Dookie album cover with a blue vinyl record on the left, a dark red Ibanez electric guitar mounted vertically in the center, and a framed bright green Green Day concert poster on the right advertising Madison Square Garden, New York City, December 17, 1994.
Latkes on a paper towel
RC plane on a roof
A funko pop of Walter Payton
let's get this war on christmas started
Selfie of Matty with his haircut
A black T-shirt hanging on a wooden hanger, featuring a distressed circular graphic in yellow-to-red sunset tones. Inside the circle is a stylized black dragon silhouette with wings spread and mouth open, evoking a retro fantasy or arcade logo style. The shirt shows visible lint and wear.
Animated scene from Futurama: three cartoon characters stand close together at a party, looking awkwardly at one another. Overlaid white, all-caps text reads, “I LEARNED HOW TO HANDLE DELICATE SOCIAL SITUATIONS FROM A LITTLE SHOW CALLED THREE’S COMPANY.”