Matt (Taylor’s Version)

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demi adejuyigbe Letterboxd review of Spider-Man No Way Home: pissed with myself. i cried at the spider-man movie. they tried it sooo many times here and one of them actually worked on me. just fucking humiliating i have a lot of misgivings about this movie and this iteration of spider-man entirely but i kinda think jon watts is one of the best directors the mcu has right now and i'm excited to eventually see him direct a comedy that is untethered from a "universe." i had fun! guys who love leaning over and loudly explaining something to their girlfriend are reeeeally gonna have a lot of fun
Odysseus told me the sea keep eating his men so l asked how many men he has and he said he just goes to the ship and gets new men afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the sea and then Zendaya started crying. Original post by Mike Primavera @primawesome sorry for ruining it just for my stupid little joke
Josh Stewart’s IMBD page. He’s in like every Nolan movie
before and after pic of Cody Mauch from his time in college, he arrived a cherubic TE and left a grizzled OT. Tweet captioned “my man did college the right way” username is unfortunately cut off so I’m not sure who posted this
Emmanuel Acho deleted tweet: Legalizing weed in track and field competition is all good if you're running in a straight line. Legalizing weed in track and field competition is terribly dangerous if you throw the javelin. Where do we draw line.
…and out come the wolves
While some photographs from the FBI's most-wanted list have been uploaded into the system, a lawsuit from a former MSG security staffer contends that was done to establish "an after-the-fact false narrative" that the face recognition was primarily geared toward stopping hostile actors rather than individuals Dolan perceived to be personal threats. "Clearly the technology is not that helpful if it wasn't needed at one of MSG's highest-profile events of the year," Michelle Dahl, executive director for the Surveillance Technology Oversight Project, said in a statement.
Aric Toler, who works for the NYT, post about a NYT article
Cinnamon Toast Crunch root beer float flavor
Shadow of the Erdtree map
Text exchange between me and my mom: Mom: “I knew her from Amazing Raxe. Very obnoxious. I would scream at the tv every week when she would make it to the next trip” Text from me: “oh okay nevermind they just threw her into a volcano” Text from Mom: Good. I hope she didn’t hurt the volcano”
Wolfpupy tweet: “I wake up, trip and fall into the toilet, both me and the toilet fall out the window in to the dumpster. the dumpster rolls in to the sewer”
girl trying kombucha
A car with stickers for the New York Yankees, Oklahoma City Thunder, and Green Bay Packers
Classic Stev_D tweet: We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
a joke misunderstander quoting a joke that they misunderstood
Phillies win probability graph but I turned it into a joke about how annoying I was as a child
Texts from me: I have a tragic story The last pants that I bought online are the relaxed fit and they're too loose. I needed the regular fit, I bought the wrong ones Texts from a poor woman who doesn’t deserve to be put through this: Ohhh babe. Your pant saga is so wild
Alt text of my half-assed joke post basically saying the same thing as a real post: “Hi, thank you for your reporting from the front lines of the protests and we're all very sorry that the cops broke your shoulder, but could you please remember to post pictures with alt text? Your visually-impaired followers would appreciate it. Hopefully you made it to somewhere safe!”
A 16-4 record on 20-0 dot com
the ending of The Departed, with more rats
42-40 record on the game where the goal is 82-0
google’s AI overview of Dylan Thomas is unsure whether Thomas is dead or not
oh my god, they were roommates
The Set Your Goals song “Goonies Never Say Die!” is for some reason mislabeled “Goonies Never Say Day!” who the fuck did this I’ll throw hands
Golfer stuck way out yonder
Ned Flanders assembling a gun
“Bees are good,” Obama says as children scream
Mordor
Football play from Madden game, the DE holds off rushing the QB and hangs at the LOS, the QB runs right past him then a guy 15 yards away runs right at him and spears him
Cat with her tongue hanging out
Farmers voting against their own self-interest and then probably blaming “the libs” or brown people for their problems
basketball
A picture of one of my own posts, like I think I’m some kind of big deal
Car I saw abandoned in a Walmart parking lot years ago. It is covered in Infowars bumper stickers and also like, Infowars soup can and other foodstuff labels
The Bengals offensive line depth chart. I would say that it’s not looking great for our heroes
LET’S FEAST
A car painted with a design that looks like marble
The world’s most beautiful cat sitting on a brand new blanket like it’s hers, staring at you with her head tilted slightly and a quizzical expression on her face
Weather app saying some bullshit
fake Dianna Russini tweet
The MARTA bus blocking the Georgia Dome implosion
App screen for a robot vacuum, it says the robot is “traveling” but like… what does that mean. When it’s vacuuming it says “vacuuming” when it’s returning home it says “returning home.” What else is there? What is “traveling?” Where does it think it’s traveling to?
Beautiful cat receiving the Light of Heaven
Actual post proving my off-the-cuff joke post was correct
sweating over a difficult hypothetical: with one 30% off coupon, do I get a new car or a Mountain Dew flavor that I haven’t tried yet? This one says it’s “passion citrus” and I am kinda thirsty actually. Oh man there’s a palm tree and some juicy-looking fruits on the label
Bender lamenting: ALL THOSE TIMES I SAID "BEAT DALLAS" I'D ALWAYS WHISPER, "EXCEPT ONE."
Torry Holt and his middle finger that’s at a permanent 90° angle
The brightest rainbow I’ve ever seen
beautiful cat asleep
Kwity Paye
The 42-year-old made that clear during a surprise appearance on The Pat McAfee Show on Wednesday,
it’s fuckin’ Gyarados
Madden NFL 26 gameplay
Frances The Mute, by The Mars Volta
Connor McGovern, former Bronco and Saint
Screenshot of my own post, sad honestly
Madden video game glitch
Mr. Burns Spruce Moose
Milhouse “I can help you sir!”