Matt York

@mattyorkyt.com

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Why look up when the blue sky is right here? | streams weekly! | editor for @modernrogueshow & @mightyheaton & @mindnoodler & @seanald_connery

A picture I took of the cover of a book. It's cream colored, with red around the edges and most of the writing is red too. From the top it says, "#1 New York Times Bestseller; Mitch Albom; Author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Have a Little Faith". In the middle is a doodle in black ink of a ferris wheel and, at the bottom, the words "the five people you meet in heaven".
A picture I took of a Twix Mini next to 2 bananas and my hand, and the Twix Mini is barely to my pinkie knuckle
A picture I took of a medicine prescription. From the top, it reads "Name: Mr. Charles Stewart. Address: % H.S.Stewart City. Codeine Sulphate Gr. XII Acid Acetosalicylic Gr. LX. One capsule every four hours for rest." It's signed 8-17-42 by the doctor.
A screenshot of a game on my phone where the amount of money I have is $6,172,899,400
A picture I took of my cat laying in a circle on my lap
A screenshot I took of the new Google Sheets logo, which I think is a green and blue cell with a white array symbol from the previous logo in the bottom right corner.
A screencap I took of the new Google Drive logo, which is a softened triangle on the left and the word Drive on the right. The softened triangle also has new colors with the top point being green, the right being yellow, and the left being blue.
A picture I took from the toilet where you can only see my cat's head in the doorway
A video I took of me removing lint from the lint trap using the used dryer sheet
A meme I stole of Ross from Friends pointing backwards with a smug smile and text that reads "Get a load Of this guy"
A still frame from the show Phineas and Ferb where Dr. Doofenshmirtz says the line that inspired this post
A picture I took of my cat laying in a sun spot with my hand on her chest
A picture I took of the cover of "Careless People: A Cautionary Tale of Power, Greed, and Lost Idealism" by Sarah Wynn-Williams
A short video I took of me walking down the stairs in a stairwell when I suddenly see a chair. Throughout the video, I'm saying, "Not paying for no floor ever again. Not once. Not never. Nope. Who's chair is that? Who put this goddamn chair here? That's not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say."
A selfie I took of a close up of my shirt, which has the "I Voted" sticker on it
A picture I took of a dry erase board that says "Happy Halloween!" In cursive. Surrounding it are several bats, to jack-o'-lanterns at the bottom, a portrait of a tree to the left, and a moon in the top right corner. All drawn by me
A screenshot I took saying "What To Know Beginning Thursday, Taco Bell is introducing new menu items featuring Frank's RedHot Diablo Sauce, which is a blend of Frank's signature heat with Taco Bell's Diablo and Spicy Ranch flavors."
A screenshot of the Litter Robot app where, at the bottom, it says "Scoops Saved: 666"
A picture of a snack where pretzel sticks are being dunked into a little cup of cheese sauce
A screenshot of my EdFinancial account that says my current total balance is $0.00
A picture I took of my cat sitting in front of my keyboard and monitors and right behind my microphone, trying to look as innocent as possible
A video I took of my 5 month old kitten straight up doing parkour (as in jumping off a poster to get more vertical height) to get to where her food is
A pic I took of the Southwest safety manual. In the top left is a woman holding an infant and the words "infant". Next to her is another woman holding a child and it says "lap child". Underneath both of them is a smiling woman holding a dog and that says "service animal or pet".
The thumbnail for my next video, where Nathan Drake is on the left, with red X's over his eyes, and me on the right holding a microphone while the background says "Uncharted [next line] Deaths:" and then a pixelated rectangle. Also, the top right says "1.3"
A pic I took of 2 open boxes on the ground. One is completely empty and the other has several unopened cases of V8
A screenshot I took of a recipe "5) You'll need to bake the salmon for about 17 minutes in a sealed foil pack and then unseal it so the salmon is exposed. 6) At this point, switch over to broiler mode and let the broiler crisp up the top and edges of the salmon. The interior is so tender and juicy while the edges have a bit of crispiness - a perfect contrast."
A video I took of my kitchen sink's very weak water pressure
A picture I took of a rubber band bound pile of letters with sloppy writing on the top that says "please customer write 'dont live here' or 'rts'"
A screengrab I took that says at the top "Killing of Harambe." Beneath it is 2 pictures of Harambe and a short bio explaining his death.
A pic I took of my hand holding a white power cable with little bite marks on it
A picture I took of a big, open mail bag with a bunch of boxes and packages in it
A picture I took of my lunch for today on my black dining room table: a bag of Kirkland brand trail mix, a can of Easy Cheese, a snack size back of Ritz crackers, and a Fiber One bar
A screencap I took that has a picture of a laptop on the left and the header to the right says, "NATIONAL EMPLOYEE BENEFITS DAY - (Changes Annually)"
A screencap I took of a part of a website where the top has a header that says "Hours" and beneath it is a list of every day of the week with the words "By Appointment" next to every day
A picture took ofa close op of an unopened candy wrapper that says "XTREMES Candy" and also gives a 4 part scale, ranging from blue to green to yellow to red, in terms of how "sour" the candy is. Yet, the bar they printed on the scale to represent this candy is in the green or less than 50% of the total scale
A picture I took of my hand outstretched holding over 50 envelopes and several magazines worth of mail
A picture of President Martin Van Buren
A picture of a wooden trim with 3 little holes from where tapped in 3 pins that have been sticking out and annoying me
A screenshot of my most recent followers
A gif of the band blink-182 from their music videos "What's My Age Again" where the 3 band members are playing their instruments against a white stage, completely naked, with the text at the bottom saying "Nobody likes you when you're 23"
A screenshot of a text sent by the Red Cross. It says "RES CROSS TYPE O- EMERGENCY BLOOD SHORTAGE: Give by 12/31=$20 e-gift card + long-sleeved Red Cross tee by 1/3 ltd qty. [Link] Reply2Stop"