HouserHead

@matzerath.bsky.social

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Maker of strange games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Creator of the orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette. Tips: https://ko-fi.com/mikeyh || https://matzerath.itch.io/

Patrick McGoohan in the legendary series The Prisoner. I think it would have been neat if he had hosted Jeopardy for a few episodes.
In a big win for Irony, extreme global temperatures are disrupting the cool conditions oil refineries need for proper distillation.
A picture of the Stat Board for my game Orange Roulette. As I am the developer, my numbers are meaningless, as they are often reset and I do a lot of testing (cheating).
Once again I use the Michael Caine in Dark Knight Rising meme to shill for myself! He says the immortal words: "Those are the scariest oranges I've ever seen in me life."
Zombie Uncle Sam wants you!
I am once again using the famous Dark Knight Rises meme where Alfred says 'Bane is the scariest guy I've ever seen in me life' for crass self-promotion of my game Orange Roulette.
I'm pretending that Banksy's amusement park exhibit 'Dismaland' is Trump's cheap-ass low attended no-fun zone Freedom 250 State Fair. There are similarities. Probably better construction at Dismaland.
A virtual trading card for the game Orange Roulette, featuring the character Sad Orange looking particularly distraught.
Popular meme of Michael Caine in 'The Dark Knight Rises' in which he confesses that the Oranges in the game Orange Roulette are, in fact, the scariest oranges he's ever seen.
A sentient Orange with a strange head wound floats in a sort of 'Orange Afterlife', seemingly unphased by the situation.
I'm pretending that the guy who portrayed manager 'Paul Bearer' for WWE wrestling is the same guy who is a neighbor of Trump, and coordinated the disastrously shitty remodel of the Reflecting Pool in the US capital. I am also invoking a very old meme.
A picture of a 70s newscaster from the ancient Zucker Brothers movie 'Kentucky Fried Movie', used to visualize the comment 'Moscow in flames, America surrenders to Iran. Film at eleven.' While the comment is accurate to current events, it is also exactly half of the original joke from 'Kentucky Fried Movie'. If we ever reach full joke, all is lost.
An imprisoned orange
Snake Plissken from Escape From New York looking shocked at the news that Zach Snyder, director of Sucker Punch, is going to do the remake.
A still from the movie Wishmaster 2, in which the Wishmaster takes every wish extremely literally, with usually gory but comical results.
A picture of the OG comedy metal band, Bad News. They are all glammed out, and all trousers are dropped.
The sleeve of the classic Richard Pryor comedy album '...is it something I said?'
The classic VHS version of the Michael Nesmith video 'Elephant Parts', a collection of music and comedy videos made in the early days of Home VCR ownership, a big seller catching the wave at just the right time.
A movie poster for The Warriors, a 70s film about a gang's odyssey as they try to get back to their home base of Coney Island via the hostile waters of garish theme gangs,
A sentient orange walking down a long, lonely hallway towards an unknown fate
A sentient orange is spinning the cylinder on an odd hybrid of banana and gun. There appears to be a diagetic 'speed meter' dangling from the ceiling, presumably to permit an attempt at controlling the number of chamber rotations, thus allowing some degree of personal strategy that may or may not prove advantageous.
A picture from Steam of games with 'West' in their names, to prove a point. Mostly concerning non-slop games that are Western themed with a variation on the admittedly snappy two word Title. Confusing West!
Famous director John Waters filming something ... something perhaps sleazy, something perhaps horrifying, but he's in his special place for sure.
The tiny twins who release hit singles and are cosmically tied to Mothra.
Sentient oranges playing a dangerous game while an upside-down ghost orange looks on
Snake Plissken when he utters the immortal words: "Get a new president."
Image of the demon Pazuzu, who claims to have no association with Trump, and resents any blame for a guy we elected president twice.
Option screen from the 2006 game 'Prey', which gives you a chance to just hang out in the roadhouse, listen to Heart and Judas Priest, minus a bloody fight with bikers and a full-on alien invasion.
An untextured sentient orange for the game 'Orange Roulette', caught in an animation loop that is reminiscent of the classic MTV video for the song 'Once in a Lifetime' by Talking Heads
A scared sentient orange with fingers crossed, wishing for a bit of luck.
Two oranges playing a tense and dangerous game while a ghost orange looks on.
Several poseable humanoid reference figurines getting ready to do something sporting to an orange - from the hit Youtube show 'The Amazing Digital Circus'.
Close up pic of some new elements being worked on for Orange Roulette: You can see a juicer, a fluted glass that appears to have orange juice in it, a partial chair and desk, plus some scary wallpaper. What does it all mean???
Classic glass orange juicer, and an orange beside it, awaiting its fate.
A CG desk I made myself for my game about Oranges and Apples, which will be the desk of the evil apple CEO.
A sentient orange in a game about sentient oranges in trouble, filtered through Nvidia's new built-in slop AI poo DLSS (joke)
A rigged but untextured cg model of a sentient apple pointing towards the viewer menacingly, made in the powerful free software Blender.
Luna the Black, the cat.
A sentient orange that has apparently had some form of brain surgery, sporting a wide but perhaps vapid grin. Maybe this orange knows more than it lets on, then again maybe not.
Mink Stole and David Lochary in the movie 'Pink Flamingos', in which a rich sex-trafficking couple are offended that a poor family are holders of the title of 'Filthiest People on Earth'.
Setup page for 'Orange Royale', a game mode in Orange Roulette. Two crazy oranges stare lovingly at each other.
Donald Trump animatronic in the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland claims he is in peak condition, stronger than Mechagodzilla, everyone is saying so.
Old man sitting on a presumably unplumbed outside toilet. HOPEFULLY he's just sitting on it.
Two desperate oranges in a dangerous game, feeling that their choices are being controlled by others
The sad disembodied head of Godzilla, plus a silly Shakespearean parody.
A sentient orange that appears to have had some brain surgery, being escorted by a pair of evil apples to somewhere scary