Maureen Johnson

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she/her Author. Not the one from Rent. IG: https://www.instagram.com/maureenjohnsonbooks/ https://maureenjohnsonbooks.com

I think this is water with zucchini in it.
The King, Jason Mantzoukas, grinning wildly and holding up two middle fingers in front of a colonnaded building.
Me in a Lioness’ jersey
A 100% for real, no question photo of Mitch McConnell suiting up and fingering a newspaper in his clawed hand.
Taken at the cheese shop, this is a picture of small cheeses in the shape of feet. I bet they are delicious.
A blue framed print of Robyn Hitchcock's poster for the book 1967: How I Got There and Why I Never Left
Dude, I cleaned out 22,348 messages from my inbox.
It's a bit of bark on the ground and you have to trust me on this one. It really looks like the Babadook has been speared in the eye. Who would do this to the Babadook? Only the worst kind of person.
A picture of the book The Velvet Knife with the information that it can be accessed on Netgalley for the next 48 hours.
A goober of a little black dog. Looks like an inkblot. Silly teeth. Concerned face.
Me with a pile of Truly Devious
A huge, shaggy English field with trees and a happy pup
@littlealexhorne smiling and looking casual as he fronts the Horne Section band
A sign that says Do Come Into the Cool (of the church)
Just a little gremlin of a dog
Me and the muppet.
Just an absurd little muppet of a dog.
A picture of a real water slide that actually existed at a place called Action Park. The slide wasn't open for long because this is an inclosed slide with a LOOP AT THE BOTTOM. Which not everyone made their way around. Or they got knocked out hitting the top. Or they just got stuck before they reached it. Or they got scraped up because of all THE TEETH THAT WERE STUCK AT THE TOP FROM PEOPLE HITTING THEIR FACES.
Okay, so I was on Facebook, and I realize that is the problem right there, but I was served up with this thing that could be an article? Could be an ad? Is there a difference? And the line reads: A job seeker from Lithuania went viral after using an incredibly creative meth--and it cuts off there. It's supposed to be method. Anyway, this is a me problem and I'm trying to make it everyone's problem.
The happiest dog in a big shaggy bed in the sun
Adeel Akhtar nailing it in the show Down Cemetery Road.
A list of in-process drinks with the name MORNY
Sister Michael from Derry Girls leaning behind her desk looking cool as hell.
Me with a baby Frenchie.
Two tiny frenchie puppies asleep on my chest.
Sleepy puppy!
A picture of me holding the cutest little brown puppy.
Just an absolute unit of a tortoiseshell cat at a deli
A sign showing four colors of loaner bandannas to indicate what level of interaction the dogs like.
Quote: Still some worry that the ambiguity surrounding AI and the stigma the technology carries in the literary world makes it more likely that writers might not be transparent about it. "If it's hush-hush, if you don't want to talk about it, people are going to misuse it," Charkrabarty said. "The shame around AI is causing more harm than help."
A happy dog resting on a sofa with a bright orange ball.
A wig named Maureen
From Schitt’s Creek: Ronald makes a typing motion while Johnny Rose looks on in horror. I get it, Johnny.
A still of Dr. Strangelove from the war room scene in which the general is taking a personal phone call while discussions of imminent nuclear war go on behind him.
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"Of course, it upsets me when people are vehemently opposed to my having anything to do with this," Lithgow said on stage at IFFR. "But if you read through the Harry Potter canon, you see absolutely no trace of transphobic sensibility. She has written this great meditation on kindness and empathy and acceptance, which is why it’s so strange to me."
The cast of Waiting for Guffman doing a musical number in front of a wagon
Sorry. This is a picture of Greg Bonvino in a little helmet.
Macron at Davos, inexplicably in sunglasses at the podium, in the middle of saying something.
Two beanbag chairs facing a calm sea on a sunny day.
Quote: “Settle your quarrels, come together, understand the reality of our situation, understand that fascism is already here, that people are already dying who could be saved, that generations more will live poor butchered half-lives if you fail to act. Do what must be done, discover your humanity and your love in revolution.”
My word is Sultry
Bottles of Philadelphia Phillies champagne, priced $29.99 each, so act fast before they are gone.
Your corespondent. Things are about the same.
Your correspondent, somewhere in an airport.
Me in a blanket hoodie with dog
A display of dog blankets, water, bowls, treats, and a dog menu.
Motherfucking tractors all decked out for the holidays
A pot of tea in front of a rainy window.
Book title: Man, Fuck This House
Me and Zohran
A dog under four warm pillowcases
Teen Activist Project Freedom to Read Act Read-In at 3:30, December 8th, Union Square, NYC. Please come!
Elizabeth Taylor saying, "And it so angered me that I finally thought to myself, 'Bitch, do something yourself.'"
The Pope holding a baseball bat on a airplane
Maureen in theater in front of Wake Me Up Dead Man poster
a pumpkin pie, a little darker than usual