Max D. Stanton

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Horror writer • Morbid oddball • Pocket full of 20-sided dice • Bloodstream and brain full of toxoplasmosis parasites • Proud Philadelphian • Author of A SEASON OF LOATHSOME MIRACLES and FRANKENSTEIN ENTERPRISES www.frankenstein-enterprises.com

Bushido Blade
Epic handshake meme, with Judith Butler and Jack the Ripper agreeing that Everything Is Gender.
Nothing But Trouble poster
A bunch of Nazis from Downfall looking nervously at their Fuhrer
A cute little cat sitting on a bed next to a print copy of the Reconstruction Papers.
Wormtongue
“…I was young then and them distinctions bothered me, what with the conflicting claims: Indians believing they was more ‘natural’ than white men, and the latter insisting they themselves was more ‘human.’ “Whatever the judgment on that, I knowed right then that the Cheyenne way [of freely roaming the Plains] was finished as a mode of life. I saw this not in the present camp, but back in Denver; for truths are sometimes detected first in a place remote from the one to which they apply. Think of how if you was standing in China when gunpowder had been invented, you could have known that thousands of mile away some castles and armor was finished.”
The evil Kryptonians from Superman II
Breaking Bad screenshot. Walt is saying “I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really…I was alive.”
Wake in Fright
Bob from Twin Peaks
Billy Jack Goes to Washington poster
Justice Kavanaugh shouting in his confirmation hearing
Texas Chainsaw Massacre dinner scene
Will God Forgive Us?
Onion Campaign '80. Jimmy Carter "Let's talk better mileage" vs Ronald Reagan "Kill the bastards." Which message will resonate with voters?
Museum display of a bunch of sick-ass Bronze Age armor with horned helmets and plumes and stuff
Two-gun Danny Devito "So anyway, I started blasting"
Membership certificate for the Wide-Awake Club
Cover of Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton
Baphomet
Simpsons mob looking at a Jimmy Carter statue: "Oh come on. He's history's greatest monster!"
Cover of Frankenstein Enterprises. Tagline: Artificial Intelligence. Genuine Evil.
Transphobes want a world in which your gender is determined by neither your anatomy nor your self-definition, but by the dumbest, meanest creeps in your neighborhood.
Painting of Cretan villager killing German paratrooper with a rock
Frankenstein Enterprises cover
Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card: "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis."
Cover of Frankenstein Enterprises by Max D. Stanton. Tagline: Artificial intelligence. Genuine evil.
Cover of Frankenstein Enterprises by Max D. Stanton. Tagline: Artificial Intelligence. Genuine Evil.
Groovy Beyond the Valley of the Dolls poster
Sickos guy
Crusader Kings III box art
Cover of Frankenstein Enterprises by Max D. Stanton
Cover of a book, Frankenstein Enterprises by Max D. Stanton, featuring a creepy corporate logo spattered with the blood and the tagline "Artificial Intelligence. Genuine Evil."
Newspaper article about a 1926 resolution opposing a Columbus monument on the grounds that he was an immigrant.
A creepy ventriloquist dummy and his handler
A creepy ventriloquist dummy and his handler
Death Race 2000 cover art
Poster for The Endless, showing two brothers walking into some weird cosmic shit
Poochie
Klaus Kinski in Nosferatu
Lessons of Darkness video cover