Stuart D

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I mostly skeet about games. Lately 40k, Necromunda ('95), Magic, StarCraft 2, PUBG. Sometimes politics. Keep punching Nazis he/they pfp by @natesnutsvt.bsky.social

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Oath of Druids 1G Enchantment At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard
Chromanticore WUBRG Enchantment Creature Bestow 2WUBRG Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink. Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink. When you enchant Chromanticore with Chromanticore you win the game 4/4
Taran Gryphon Quote Tweeting MerriamWebster A words meaning does not and cannot change over time. Only the application of the word may change. It's basic etymology who TF is running this account MerriamWebster's quoted tweet: What words mean can change over time. A word's etymology cannot change. MerriamWebster reply to Taran Gryphon So 'sinister; still only means "on the left side"? Taran Gryphon Sinister is in fact a declaration of the left side, the less used hand and the abnormal bias. YES that's EXACTLY what it means. We literally have the saying IN ENGLISH of someone being "on the left side of right (or of the law)". What intern is running this account wtf 😂 MerriamWebster Here's another word that has changed meanings over the years [image of a balls on a seesaw, a red one with a frown and a yellow one with a smile, the word "Ratio" between them, the yellow ball is higher]
Unholy Annex 2B Enchantment — Room At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. If you control a Demon, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Otherwise, you lose 2 life. (You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.) Ritual Chamber 3BB Enchantment — Room When you unlock this door, create a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying. (You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.) Parallax Wave 2WW Enchantment Fading 5 (This enchantment enters with five fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can’t, sacrifice it.) Remove a fade counter from this enchantment: Exile target creature. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with it. Emma Trainer (Supporter) Your opponent reveals their hand, and you draw a card for each Pokémon you find there. (You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn) Lightning Greaves 2 Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can’t be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip 0
Outmaneuver Enduring Innocence Wand of Wonder Enduring Curiosity Saw in Half Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath Deep Gnome Terramancer Grenzo, Havoc Raiser Ethersworn Canonist High Noon Nest Invader Knight of the White Orchid Forth Eorlingas! Grizzly Fate Troll of Khazad-dûm Hypnotic Grifter Psychic Frog Tireless Provisioner Invoke Despair
Another day of disappointment in the obituaries
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
Zergling rules card from Starcraft: The Miniatures Game
Aeldari Spirit Seer from Warhamme4lr 40,000 And Protoss Carrier from Starcraft the Board Game
Netrunner Deckmaster 15 tradeable game cards
Chaos Packs in "Bolt" Cubeamajigs: Chaos packs contain 7 Magic cards, 2 Robo Rosewater cards, and 8 cards from assorted other games. Magic packs: Conspiracy Aetherdrift Bloomburrow Core Set 2020 Murders at Karlov Manner Tarkir: Dragonstorm Modern Horizons 3 Secrets of Strixhaven Edge of Eternities Throne of Eldraine Duskmourn: House of Horror Outlaws of Thunder Junction
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
Chromanticore WUBRG Enchantment Creature Bestow 2WUBRG Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink. Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink. When you enchant Chromanticore with Chromanticore you win the game 4/4
Gargoyles Goliath and Elisa
Gargoyles Maggie and Talon of the Mutates
Gargoyles Brooklyn talks with Maggie Reed
Faramir: Father I went to the future and brought you GTA 6. Denethor: Boromir would have brought Half Life 3.
King of the Hill scene Hank Hill telling a musician "You're not making Christianity any better You're just making rock and roll worse"
Magic cards Verdant Force Ghalta, Primal Hunger Wyvern Card Meteor Shower Netrunner CCG Card Score! Knights & Summons Card Alta the Assassin
Magic Joker (plays as any card not played so far this play session) Stop card from Mille Bornes (it's a 0 mana Time Stop) Fog Sword of Dungeons & Dragons Form of the Mulldrifter Yu-Gi-Oh! card Pot of Greed (not a Magic card despite its type) Mantis Rider
Magic board state: Training Center tapped for Sol Ring tapped for Thought Vessel tapped for Mana Vault. 4 cards in hand. Nin, the Pain Artist EDH deck in Street Fighter Chun Li sleeves
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
Magic card Doomed Traveler, but the shadow has laser eyes
Tough Cookie 1G Artifact Creature — Food Golem When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “2,T, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”) 2G" Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature. 2,T, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life. 2/2
Spellfire card Fireball Destroys immediately all opposing allies of leve 4 or less Star Wars CCG card Mandalorian Mishap 5 Used Interrupt If Boba Fett is defending a battle, draw one destiny. Subtract that amount from opponent's attrition and total powe (cannot fall below zero). OR Cancel, for remainder of the turn, the game text of Jet Pack or any weapon that may fire repeatedly
Phone Screen Text Covnersation with BEST FRIEND Friend: How old are your headphones? Me: Idk, like 3 years probably? Friend: How is it working Me: Very well. They are DJ quality headphones from Shure Friend: Check this out - or ask Alexa, your shopping assistant for more ideas (with a link, preview supposedly for Turtle Beach 700 Gen 3 wireless headphones)
Ancient Adamantoise 5GGG Creature — Turtle Vigilance, Ward 2 Damage isn't remoced from this creature during cleanup steps. All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens. 8/20
Picture of a tombstone in the shape of a bassinet Caption: Go to a cemetery. See all the baby graves there from before the 1950s and 1960s? Then, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their kids. If you are unsure, the answer is, literally, written in stone.
The beginning of a blog post about crashing tetris for the NES "Celebrating the first NES Tetris game crash" Today, the NES Tetris community achieved a new milestone. A player known as “Blue Scuti” reached level 157, a total of 1510 lines deep into the game, placed a piece, and his game crashed. This post will describe why that is not only interesting, but a thing to be celebrated.
A tortie cat laying round loaf style on a purple and white patterned blanket, looking back over her shoulder at the camera
White Sun's Zenith XWWW Instant Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens. Shuffle White Sun’s Zenith into its owner’s library. After the Battle of Liet Field, the white sun crested above Taj-Nar, bringing hope to all who survived the carnage.
If a tree falls when no one is around to hear it...does it make a sound? Above a picture of a Christmas tree fallen on its side with a speech bubble "meow...." Yes, but where?
Balmor, Battlemage Captain UR Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn. “Even the most hardened armies are ill-equipped to defend against an onslaught from the sky.” 1/3
Sauron Dino Devotee 3GG Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Vampire Villain Flying Whenever Sauron enters or attacks, choose one — I don't want to • Cure Cancer — I want to • Turn People into Dinosaurs — Put a saurian counter on another target creature. It’s a green Dinosaur with base power and toughness 5/5 for as long as it has a saurian counter on it. 4/4
Guillotine The revolutionary card game where you win by getting a head.
Sauron, Dino Devotee 3gg Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Vampire Villain Flying Whenever Sauron enters or attacks, choose one — I don't want to • Cure Cancer — I want to • Turn People into Dinosaurs — Put a saurian counter on another target creature. it's a green Dinosaur with base power and toughness 5/5 for as long as it has a saurian counter on it. 4/4
Graham from LoadingReadyRun talking about Final Fantasy MTG cards. Clever Concealment is on the screen and he is explaining the Don Corneo quest. He says if you do the quest to its best result, Cloud is canonically wearing silk underwear in the scene. There is yellow text on the screen below Graham Correction: the underwear does not affect Corneo's choice
Fae of Wishes 1U Creature — Faerie Wizard Flying 1U, Discard two cards: Return this creature to its owner’s hand. 1/4 Granted 3U Sorcery — Adventure You may reveal a noncreature card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.
Neenee, a tortie cat, looking sad on the floor
Sagat and Ryu are fighting on Guile's stage from Street Fighter 2. Sagat is doing his Tiger Uppercut, but his fist is the card Taiga from Magic: The Gathering
The Offspring Americana
Metallica Master of Puppets
Smash mouth Fush Yu Mang
opm Menace to Sobriety
Balance, but with laser eyes Balance 1W Sorcery Each player sacrifices enough lands to equalize the number of lands all players control. The player who controls the fewest lands cannot sacrifice any in this way. All players then equalize cards in hand and then creatures in play in the same way.
Post by bilalcynic Gay people are now 2x faster. Be careful Above a map map program with time estimates, public transit 5 minutes, walking 6 minutes, walking but there's a rainbow in front of it 3 minutes, cycling 2 minutes
L5R card Rich Coffers Cost 3 gold to play Rich coffers straightens during each player's Straighten Phase. Bow Rich Coffer to produce 2 Gold. The Emperor seeks retribution, and even those with no connection to the Bloodspeakers are wise to avoid his fury.
Giant salt shaker deck box with the lid on
VICTORY! 10000 Feet LE | 2:39
Metallica Master of Puppets
Duskana, the Rage Mother 2RGW Legendary Creature — Bear When Duskana enters, draw a card for each creature you control with base power and toughness 2/2. Whenever a creature you control with base power and toughness 2/2 attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn. “A pale bear shall herald the rise of the old gods.” —Gruul prophecy 5/5
Lamplight Phoenix 1RR Creature — Phoenix Flying When this creature dies, you may exile it and collect evidence 4. If you do, return this card to the battlefield tapped. (To collect evidence 4, exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard.) The only warning was the faint smell of burning plasma. 3/3
Lost in Space 3U Instant Target artifact or creature’s owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Every so often, the Edge reminds you that there’s always more to discover.
Duskana, the Rage Mother 2RGW Legendary Creature — Bear When Duskana enters, draw a card for each creature you control with base power and toughness 2/2. Whenever a creature you control with base power and toughness 2/2 attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn. “A pale bear shall herald the rise of the old gods.” —Gruul prophecy 5/5
Warhammer 40k Ork Killa Cans painted in an Evil Sunz scheme
Biff addressing Marty in Back to the Future "Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here."
龙卷裂空 1U 瞬间 将目标不由你操控的非地永久物移回其拥有者手上。 超载6U（你可以支付此咒语的超载费用来施放它。如果你如此作，将其中的「目标」字样全部更改为「每个」。） 伊捷以非天然灾害为业。 Cyclonic Rift 1U Instant Return target nonland permanent you don’t control to its owner’s hand. Overload 6U (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change “target” in its text to “each.”) The Izzet specialize in unnatural disaster.
Neene, a tortie cat looks down from her cat tower, which still contains a Santa Yoda in MAY