Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

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Happily-married dad & Santa lookalike. Cat lackey. ½ US, ½ UK, 💯% EU. Liberal & a Democrat (LibDem). Ex-Tabloid hack, now dabbles in SEO (See @BigInSEO.Bsky.social) I do sarcasm. A lot. I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots. Don't be a dick!

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump •+ From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT, including those located next to, or in, the Capital City of Tehran. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 6.58k ReTruths 30.1k Likes 7/22/26, 7:56 AM
In Thailand, a cat that repeatedly bit police officers was taken to the station, photographed for a mugshot, had its paw prints taken, and was officially declared a "repeat offender."
"A Florida judge has ordered Donald Trump to turn over financial records sought by the BBC in his $10 billion defamation lawsuit. The judge granted the BBC's motion to compel records from Trump's revocable trust, handing the broadcaster a MAJOR early win in discovery." MeidasTouch
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Post on Lie Social by Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) MAGA CANDIDATES WON EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT IN ARIZONA, A COMPLETE SWEEP!!! I WON ARIZONA 18 MONTHS AGO. THE DUMOCRATS ARE DUMBFOUNDED. AFTER DECADES, ARIZONA IS BECOMING A REPUBLICAN STATE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL! President DONALD J. TRUMP 1.01k ReTruths 4.26k Likes 7/22/26, 8:31 AM
Jack E. Smith 4 e @7Veritas4 ... They don't have the numbers. Their plan all along was to divide those who oppose authoritarianism. Democrats, Independents and never-Trump Republicans. They funded 3rd party candidates. They flooded the zone with slanted polls. They got their cohorts in the media singing their tune. They had Elon flood this place with bots and right wing propaganda. They still don't have the numbers. Not unless you give in.
Schnappsideemma (n) (lit. "Booze Idea") An ingenious/stupid ridiculous plan, thought up while drunk
Cartoon shows Nixon and Trump with the headline Evolution of the GOP Nixon: I'M NOT A CROOK. Trump: I'M A CROOK, SO WHAT.
Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social • Bluesky Elder I just..l didn't...expect America to sprint into decline and collapse and have a braindead, deteriorating criminal grifter tell everyone to "just sit back and relax." This is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE The WHILE HOUSE The White House • @WhiteHouse X.com TRUST IN TRUMP. "Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. L It Will All Work Out Well In The End 3:59 PM • Jun 1, 2026& Everybody can reply
TELL NIGEL FARAGE TO getin the AS YOUR MP I WILL: •ACTUALLY SHOW UP TO REPRESENT YOU • REDUCE 99 FLAKE ICE CREAMS TO 99p • BRING BACK THE TELETEXT SERVICE! AS YOUR MP, I WILL NOT: • TALK ABOUT THE BORDER BE A FASCIST THROW A HISSY FIT WHEN TIMES GET HARD! Clacton, vote for COUNT BINFACE
Twat by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate. 12:46 PM • Jun 5, 2025 • 881.3K Views
Sign on post reads SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA ALITTLE GIRL Ä°S HIDiNG IN AN ATTIC, WRITiNG ABOUT I.C.E.
DADDY ARE WE GOING TO JAIL? NO PRINCESS WE'RE GOING TO RUSSIA!
Defending Democracy • Follow Posted by Tom... • Tue I support removing Trump from office and his name from anything it is on except for the Epstein files. 3) Evelyn Do you support removing Trump's star from the walk of fame? DONALD TRUMP