Max Carnage

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Photographer and commission miniature painter based in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nonbinary ADHD gremlin Profile pic: @altformat

Some nerd gazing adoringly at the wood pigeon who has decided to perch on their arm
Admiral Boldo, a wood pigeon who has taken to eating from my hand
Stencilled on pavement: "buying alcohol for an u18? Don't risk prison or a fine. IT'LL COST YOU" and a pair of handcuffs where they've been made to look like the tops of cans sort of but not well
Closeup of the box art of this product, showing a gun being held in an extremely unnatural position by a figure with six figures on his right hand. Either it's AI slop or Inigo Montoya would like a word
Photo of a sparrowhawk having a bath in a river. The river looks red from sunlight on stone. The bird is pale with dark bands across the chest, its hooked beak small and sharp. Droplets of water spray outwards from the bird, lens distortion effects giving the impression of a sphere
"Lindsey Graham's Final Moments" in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logotype
An ork nob from the Armageddon box. Green skin, glowing red eyes, black and yellow striped clothing, an implausibly large gun. A small blue squig sits on his shoulder
A screenshot from a game of Brawl on Magic the Gathering: Arena where some nerd has assembled the four-card-combo of the members of the Fantastic Four. Johnny Storm pings the opponent, causing counters to be placed on Ben Grimm, which triggers Sue Storm to make a token 0/4, which triggers Reed Richards to draw you a card, which causes Johnny Storm to ping the opponent, which …
A shop front advertising BEAVER in-car installations
Tor Garadon, space marine of the Imperial Fists, in yellow power armour with an oversized power fist and should-mounted gun
Warhammer miniature: the Librarian from the Armageddon box. He's pointing a skull-topped staff held like a long rifle as his cape flows around him. His armour is a deep red with glowing orange sigils
An altered page from Issue 3 of the Marneus Calgar comic. Calgar lands behind a Khornate cultist, who laments "I never thought it would be *my* blood for the blood god" before Calgar obliterates his entire torso. His original line is "where did yo--", which lacks pizzazz
A Space Marine in heresy-era black power armour with red and silver details. He carries a power sword and a breacher shield bearing the insignis of the Dark Angels. One greave is white with three diagonal red stripes, the personal heraldry of Sir Lancelot. He has dark skin and a grey beard, his forehead branded with a cross
A Space Marine in battered black heresy-era power armour. He wears red robes and has skulls hanging from his belt. In his left hand he wields a power spear while his right glows with psionic energy. He wears a tall double-crested helm
An Invader ATV in glorious Imperial Fist yellow. The ground clearance of the vehicle has been significantly improved
An angry-looking space marine in the white and gold of the Astral Zealots. He has a wrist-mounted control panel and is pointing with his right hand. Floating beside him is a drone with a single huge lens and two missile pods
A sign in the St Enoch shopping centre advertising a special sale on lost parcels at £2.50 per 100g. The company name is King Colis. There is a queue
A grey squirrel holding a cardboard coffee cup by the lid
Captain Sargotta in black, white and red. A renegade Imperial Navy captain with a peg leg, shoulder skulls and a streak of white hair
Sergeant Sthelenus, a bald space marine in white and gold power armour. He bears a small power shield and a xenophase weapon that appears to have been crafted from a Necron blade and a power spear haft. The Mechanicus don't need to hear about it
A black Staffordshire Terrier, greying at the muzzle, her ears folded back, her tongue caught in a mlem. Her name is Layla. She is adorable. In the background, a houseboat named "BIMBLE" occupies a berth on the Forth and Clyde canal
Photo of a wee goth in chaps and a cowboy hat, backlit by golden light and atmospheric fog
Photo of a wee goth in angel wings, backlit by golden light and atmospheric fog
Warhammer miniature: de-chaosed Kravek Morne who could pass as a Gravis Captain if you squint. His armour is white and gold, with a black-and-white chequered power fist and a blue custodes sword.
Warhammer miniature: de-chaosed Kravek Morne who could pass as a Gravis Captain if you squint. His armour is white and gold, with a black-and-white chequered power fist and a blue custodes sword.
A Horus Heresy miniature in elaborate cataphractii terminator armour in the black and red of the First Legion. His bone-white left arm marks him as a member of the Deathwing. He is armed with a plasma caster and a frankly ridiculous sword
A very good pigeon who only shat in my tote bag a tiny bit
A pigeon sitting inside a tote bag
A pigeon sitting in a gutter near an orange traffic cone
A pigeon's feet with all green string tangled round them. The rest of the pigeon is inside my sleeve and being mostly chill
A knight lancer in dark green and white, with gold trim. It looks sick.
Photo of some nerd in the park with a squirrel on their shoulder. It looks very much like a Ratatouille situation
A white pigeon sitting on a wall. It's young enough that the eyes are still almost entirely black, and is puffed up a little. It has consumed many a peanut. Other members of the flock are dooting about
A graphic from "Labour North West" portraying a ballot slip with Nigel Farage's face in different party colours in the place of every party logo except the Labour one. At the top it reads "Don't accidentally vote for Nigel on 7 May" and at the bottom "only Labour can stop Reform across the North West".
A bar chart Scottish Labour have clearly pulled directly from their arse. Unlabelled axes, unnumbered bars showing Labour ahead of the SNP with the Greens in third. Tiny text underneath explains that they picked two local by-election results they liked and averaged them
Graffito: GOVERMENt to Control Mind
Warhammer miniature: an apothecary, in an older mark of power armour, white with a red surplice, bearing the markings of the First Legion. Mechanical arms attached to his back hold various medical tools. In his left hand he holds a power sword to the neck of a defeated foe, a member of the Fallen he has pinned underfoot. He has just removed the traitor's gene seed
Video of earth's softest, sweetest bun, Switch, eating a strip of banana stringy bit like it's a strand of spaghetti. He's white with black ears and muzzle and stripe and spots. Calibun, his partner, is a silver grey sweetheart and is all snuggled in next to him
Abzan, my gorgeous pigeon husband. He's white with patches of grey and green, and has puffed up his neck so much that his head has almost completely vanished
Election communication: "a message from Anas Sarwar". It's oddly quiet on his party's plans to drive trans people to suicide. Mike, a tabby cat, looks unimpressed in the background
Five Warhammer 40k miniatures. From left to right: Guain, Launciel, Zabriel, Kuziel, and Borz. Palette is black, red, silver and bone
From the Scottish Labour manifesto: Scottish Labour will: Fix the mess by Crushing illegal e-bikes, using drone technology to track and trace unlicensed bikes for seizure.
Warhammer 40k miniature: a Space Marine in ancient armour, with a bionic right arm and a mk7 helm. His left arm bears a chainaxe aloft, while the bionic holds a bolt pistol.
Warhammer 40k miniature: a melta-gun-wielding Space Marine in an ancient suit of power armour with a mk3 helmet, in the black, red and silver of the First Legion
A Warhammer 40,000 miniature, converted from the Red Corsairs to the Arthurian knight stylings of the Risen. Black armour with red and silver trim. He bears a sword and shield, and has a silver beard and moustache
Shot of the mini from the previous post showing an XV decal on his shoulder, three keys on his greave, and a set of crossed bones on one of his pistols
Low-angle shot of a Space Marine mini, a hooded member of the Risen in original 1st Legion black, silver and red. He wields two blocky bolt pistols, and a borrowed chainsword sits on his hip. No face or helm is visible inside his crimson hood
The techmarine from Space Marine 2 in Optimus Prime colours
A pavement that was maybe a foot and a half wide to begin with that has been further enshittified by the installation of a traffic light in the middle of it
Screenshot from Magic: The Gathering Arena, where some rascal has a Bloodthirsty Conqueror/Marauding Blight-Priest loop (infinite life drain, effectively Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond)
Kingsley, mascot of Partick Thistle FC. He looks like Maggie Simpson's arch nemesis crossed with the sun. Kingsley would probably let London burn tbh
News in Photos from the Onion: Dog's Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog There is a photo of a very good black dog with a white face and brown eyes
A Space Marine miniature: a Saturnine Terminator in the white and gold scheme of the Astral Zealots. He is equipped with a large plasma weapon and bears the banner from the Chaplain Grimaldus kit
Dune poster but it's Doctor Bees
An email with the subject line "transport your gut to the Mediterranean"
A Saturnine Praetor, shot from a low angle, resplendent in the white and gold of the Astral Zealots. Accent colours are red and blue. His unhelmeted head has dark skin and stark white eyes
OG Ashiok striking a pose: incredibly pale skin, head that's basically a jaw with horns and black smoke curling off it. Iconique
The sun setting directly behind the tower of Glasgow University's main building. Tones are oranges and yellows, the tower silhouetted black. One does not simply walk into Mordor
Screencap from a video shared by Anas Sarwar on Facebook where he claims that only Scottish Labour can beat the SNP despite all evidence to the contrary