Max Gross

@maxgotjokes.bsky.social

1000 Followers 336 Following

Writer and comedian. Words @ The Onion @ Reductress @ Autostraddle, jokes @ this website. He/him

T-shirt that says “she’s broken because she believed” with certain letters re-colored to add the hidden message “he’s ok because he lied”
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user petal-metal. The heavily-filtered photo is of spiky tan Jeffrey Campbell Lita heels with an ankle monitor. Their caption says “OMG my new shoes came :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha”
An unfolded newspaper hung on a wall in a black frame. Taking up the entire page is that comic from The Onion of a guy in a black shirt labeled “sickos” looking into a window saying “Yes…. ha ha ha… YES!”
That 2012 four-panel meme of a girl saying “girls, did you know…” but edited to say “Girls, did you know… that uhm, there’s an axolotl on the pink stairs”
screenshot of a tweet by @erinisaway that says “been trying this thing called ‘direct communication’ and so far it freaks a lot of people out”
A screenshot of Instagram’s “Chat with AI characters” function. The first one, LeBron James, says “hey, im leborn james, the famous nba player. whats up?” The second one, LeBroBot, just says “Baskemtball”