Autistic Max

@maxiemoosie.bsky.social

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You might remember me from such social networks as Twitter. Humor, autism, and random other nonsense. He / Him #ActuallyAutistic

Calvin and Hobbes in their treehouse with the banner reading, “Gross. Get rid of slimy girls.”
Bluesky exchange between me, Max, and Devil’s Advocate LLP, username @whirlydirly.bsky.social. Devil's Advocate LLP: Sounds like reduced competition to me! Salmonella runs in the spring. Ecoli in July. Harvesting humans au naturale, just as nature intended. Max: Wha? Devil's Advocate LLP: Wipe out a few million and maybe we can finally afford food and housing! Let's get this party started! Max: If you're joking, l'd avoid this humor with total strangers for your first interaction. It's not funny. If you're being sincere, go fuck yourself.
Article headline that reads, “48 Hours Without A.I. It's everywhere, as the author learned the hard way while making as little contact as possible with machine learning and generative artificial intelligence.” There’s a picture with a man in the middle of a city holding a giant paper map and generally looking confused.
Lucile Bluth from Arrested Development obliviously asking, "It's one autism assessment Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
Geordi Drake meme. Two panels of Geordi from Star Trek Next Generation. Geordi holds his hand in disagreement at the statement, "Music at 65 decibels." Then, Geordi points in agreement at, "Music at 64 decibels."
Daily Mail Exclusive headline that reads: EXCLUSIVE Trans 'partner' of Charlie Kirk suspect 'praised Joe Biden' before conservative activist was shot... as link to bizarre 'furry' lifestyle revealed
Rowlf, the Muppet dog, dressed in teal medical scrubs with a stethoscope.
Inigo Montoya from The Prince Bride saying, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You broke my hyperfocus. Prepare to die."
QT of the above tweet saying, “Nobody? Barack Obama's Democratic National Convention speech in 2004 put him on the national radar. I don't know what you were doing.”
Worf from Star Trek Next Generation, looking very stern as he says, "Those who deny the validity of self dx are without honor.
Two panel stills from the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition sketch. In panel one, a British gentleman in a lavish parlor says, "I just asked a question, I wasn't expecting an autistic info dump." In the next panel, three men dressed in red cardinal garments wearing crosses around their necks shout, "Nobody expects and autistic info dump!"
A picture of Apollo 11 from 1969 orbiting the moon with a partially shadowed Earth deep in the background. The caption reads, “Apollo 11 traveled nearly half a million miles on one tank of gas and oxygen. That’s it… that’s the joke.”
A two panel comic featuring stills from one of the many Scooby Doo cartoons. There is a man dressed as a ghost labeled, "Autistic Masking." Fred says, "Now let's see who you really are under the mask!" Fred pulls off the mask revealing a man labeled, "Same autistic person, but you're less comfortable."
Two panels of a woman eating a banana. The first panel is an allistic woman saying, "This is a good banana!" The second panel is an identical looking autistic woman saying, "This is a good banana, and also, I'm autistic!"
Three panel comic of a board meeting. The boss asks, "What should our autism research focus on?" "Children!" one person excitedly replies. "Parents!" exclaims another. "Ask autistic adults," another calmly says. The boss stares angrily at the man who suggested asking autistic adults, and tosses him out the window at the top of a skyscraper.
A squirrel holding one paw forward, mouth open as if shouting, and captioned, “Nooooo!”
Conversation between Garak and Doctor Bashir from Deep Space Nine. Four panel conversation, cutting between the two. Bashir says, "I just want to know what parts of autism awareness month are good and what parts are trash. Garak replies, "My dear Doctor, they're all trash!" Bashir, somewhat incredulously asks, "Even the charities?" Garak smiles and smugly replies, "Especially the charities."
Two people on a bus. One person looks miserable while staring out the window to a cliff face. They are captioned, "Very happy, but not masking." The second person is looking at a sunny landscape and smiling, captioned, "Less happy, but masking hard."
A post saying, “ This is a terrible framing attempting to minimize what is a catastrophic failure of Party leadership to rally members in defense of a minimal act of protest. It is quoting my post saying, “If you want to count the 4 Democrats who didn't vote and the 2 who voted, "Present," then that's 16 Democrats, or 0.74 percent of the House Democrats. 0.74 percent is not the Democrats doing this when under the same criteria, the other party voted 100 percent to do it.”
A four panel graphic. Panel 1: “What they say AI is” over a picture of R2-D2. Panel 2: “What we hope AI will be” over a picture of Data from Star Trek. Panel 3: “What we fear AI is” over a picture of The Terminator. Panel 4: “What AI actually is” over a picture of Bender from Futurama smoking a cigar.
A video of a man pointing out how terrible it is to use AI for logo design.
A tabby in various clips moving its mouth so it looks like it’s saying, “Chicken banana,” in sync with the music.
A deer looking at the camera. A human is moving their mouth in sync with the JG Wentworth jingle.
A conversation between me, Autistic Max, and Kiko at akolloe.bsky.social. Kiko: If you lived in a society where dog meat (and the abuse that comes with it) were socially acceptable, footage of dogs at a farm wouldn't be cute to you. It would be a stark reminder that humans are evil hypocrites. Autistic Max: What part of what I said made you think this comment was welcome in my space? Get the fuck out of here you creep.
An exchange between me, Autistic Max, and Vegan 3, username vegan3.bsky.social. Vegan 3Is this a sanctuary? Autistic Max: No clue. Vegan 3: Well if he is destined to be somebody's dinner, it's still doom scrolling.
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A highland calf getting their neck scratched and enjoying it.
A 1940s style poster over a tiled wall. The poster features a man in a suit with a fedora from the 1940s fashion, driving an old convertible call with a ghostly outline of Hitler in the passenger seat. Text reads, “When you ride Tesla you ride with Hitler! Join public transportation today!”
Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons, staring in horror asking, "Can you imagine a world if we validated self-dx?" As he asks, he is imagining a world where people from all ethnicities are holding hands in joy while the sun is smiling over a rainbow.
Caption reading, “Far leftists’ reaction to everything,” and proceeds to show a pouty man chastising democrats for everything.
Success Kid meme, a little kid no older than five pumping his fist as if to say, "Hell yes!" The caption reads, "Talked to a neurotypical. They took me literally."
Character Headcannon Generator for Max. The headcannon generated: Max listens to 80s music.