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Plaque: JOHN LOGIE BAIRD NATIVE OF THIS TOWN INVENTOR OF TELEVISION 1888 - 1946
Lord Farquaad pointing meme AMERICAN https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/lord-farquaad
Ext of a narrow boat on a canal in an urban environs type of biome
Gaza cola (jamaica and roma)
Italian twisties called “Fonzies”
Still from Terminator 2 of a human clinging to a chain wire fence being eviscerated to the skeleton by a nuclear explosion and then the skeleton being obliterated into dust by the shockwave
Insane looking ocean swimming spot among cliffs
Kinda tacky print of a woman with a harp in front of what looks like some ancient roman buildings and then the new york skyline, prominently featuring the world trade centre
Youtube thumbnail Image of an Amish guy pointing at a house which is cool, presented in comparison to a house that is insanely hot. A pipe leads into the cool house *dramatic text* ATTIC IS A TRAP 75°F YEAR ROUND 160°F DEADLY HEAT BURIED SINCE 1824 $4 TO BUILD NASA HID THIS The $4 Amish Fix for a Deadly Hot House (Save $3000 This Summer) Elias Yoder • 1.3M views
Old european cobblestone street scene, higgledy piggledy three storey buildings rendered earth tones, blue sky, bikes and scooters
Acoustic guitar has prominent ghosting of a checkerboard pattern on its top, most likely because someone painted a checkerboard pattern on the top, potentially with permanent marker, and someone removed it several years and potentially decades later. Reddit caption: What caused the checkered pattern on this guitar. I was in Japan earlier this year and fell in love with this guitar I found at an op shop, couldn't bring it home...more BEST COMMENTS creationsandstories • 1d Ska
https://www.reddit.com/r/AusMemes/s/iT0WwYsQ2s But “geelong mentioned”. Photos: the refinery, Cats beanie, routley’s pie, little creatures, the sphinx, darren lyons showing his fake six pack, some bollarsa
When I hold ya That's the only time I've got a good head on my shoulder
A giant red painting of a panel from a conan comic, above a large square dining table. Painting: a heavily muscled man with a long shock of black hair swings a short sword, trailing blood, a headless man and the severed head of said man; several more foes armed with swords and shields scattering in alarm. He says “…nor to give them away”
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Small child in a Scotland kit standing on a table, in front of the TV (standard behaviours)
Cancel Post Do you know how much a billion is? If I worked as a dish pig for ten dollars an hour in 1997 dollars, and that increased at cpi, taking into account tax bracket creep and assuming an extra cash shift every fortnight, adjusting for one staff meal a shift except for split shifts, plus cashing the hospo night discount booze every tuesday, and I continued working 35 hours a week with three weeks unpaid holiday a year where I picked up one shift a week except the third week, plus for a month illness and injury every two years except for a patch of good health over 2003-2005, and becoming a shift manager from 2002 and venue manager for 2006 until the place closed down in 2009 (not my fault), assuming income support when I fell under the threshold (not including cashies), and small gifts of under $200 for christmas from mum, and once my girlfriend lent me 50 bucks but then dumped me and wrote off the debt, and then in 2010 | went back to uni for two years and got qualified in advertising but didn't get work in the field for 18 months, and thereafter earning a full time wage starting at 80 grand per annum with benefits and assuming the median career progression, neither progressing overly fast or getting demoted, and typical time out of work for changing jobs and mental breakdowns, over the course of a working life I still wouldn't have a trillion dollars yet
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"Third: TISM is scheduled to perform in Melbourne on October 7,2026, the third an- niversary of the Hamas mass- acre when 1200 Jewish men,
A pigeon defying the casual tyranny of pigeon spikes
Overturned B double on a freeway overpass with one of those tow trucks they get for trucks that need a tow.
Five highly valuable vintage electric guitars just relaxing on the footpath
Same screencap of a headline, except it says “dad says he prefers white Sigma wagon
Ferrari Dino 206s. It’s red, it’s an impossibly beautiful sports car. Imagine the visually ideal sports car, and then make it more beautiful
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The musician, who was also found guilty of campaign finance violations and lying to banks, had been accused of bringing "secret, illegal, foreign influence to bear" between 2012 and 2017, spanning the time Barack Obama and Donald Trump were in the White House. US prosecutors said Michel received more than $100m (£80m) from Malaysian billionaire Jho Low that was used in two efforts to influence US politics. He was also convicted of lobbying on behalf of China's government.
Psychiatrist: okay here’s the deal: we’re going to prescribe you fliplophalinine which will squeeze your brain from the left. Then we’re going to keep you on your claplahaminide which will squeeze it from the right. We’ll introduce liproprosidone which will give it a nudge from underneath, and of course your wristolene will be on top to keep your brain from popping clean out your skull. While we’re doing that I recommend you do some ball torture therapy (BTT) for three hours every Tuesday. The nearest clinic is in East Gippsland. That will be seventeen million dollars. Pay at the front
What’s that thing where you have some text selected, and when you hold shift and use the cursor keys, it doesn’t use the cursor position to select or deselect text, it expands your selection from either end? So if your cursor is on the right and you press shift + left, the cursor jumps to the left of the selection and expands from there? Like either way you go it just expands the selection? Trying to work out why someone would want to do that. Don’t tell me to read the manual
Logo featuring a character resembling the confused guy from the IKEA instructions. He’s clutching a quaver in one hand, and a booklet in the other, and looking perturbed. Next to him and somewhat but not entirely integrated with his form is the outline of the text “bad assembly” in a open typeface. Black on white
Crust fresh loaf of sourdough loaf with a maassive ear
A soft toy of Muffin from Bluey in the toaster
A much more sloppy and gestural rendering of a monster truck crushing cars and spitting out chunks, rendered in brown on an easel
Same photo with a parental advisory sticker
A man in glasses sits on a side table with hands clasped in front of a window framed by books and next to a guitar on a stand
Naitanui made his AFL debut for West Coast in round 12 of the 2009 season, against Richmond. He played ten games in his debut season, and received one Brownlow Medal vote for a three-goal game against Hawthorn. In his second season, Naitanui played every game, primarily as a back-up ruckman to Dean Cox, taking over the position of Mark Searby was traded [obscured] …season as the favourite for the AFL Rising Star, Naitanui finished 5th overall. ***highlighted**** In the 2011 season, he played 234 games, ***highlighted**** including his first finals matches, and was also nominated for Mark of the Year. He was named in the [All-Australian team] the following season, as the first-choice ruckman and was the first Fijian to ever be named in the All-Australian team.
Little old cigarette boxes filled with tiny nuts, bolts, rivets, springs, cogs, ball bearings and washers. Everything in imperial measurements. This shit is ancient
r/SipsTea u/uskeliyesabkuch • 2h • Human Verified Join Israel has confirmed their first recorded case of a human with hantavirus. Lmao gottem SWIPE • ISRAEL HAS CONFIRMED THEIR FIRST RECORDED CASE OF A HUMAN WITH HANTAVIRUS
Old comic book MARVEL TREASURY EDITION™. 100 page collectors SPECIAL!! CONAN THE BARBARIAN $1.50 72930 *picture of a giant jacked guy dual wielding — battle axe in one hand and a short sword in the other — covered in blood on his knees in the rain, quads tensing and mowing down various nondescript foes* A DELUXE LIMITED EDITION OF THE WORLD'S MOST SAVAGE HERO!
Black cockatoos feasting on sheoak cones and making a huge racket
every joy at my child’s development contains anguish that other joys that are lost forever, and that every joy I feel at my child's development contains an equal measure of anguish at the knowledge that the joys of the past are lost forever
Michael Gawenda says. 5 May 2026 at 6.50 pm This is just a rant. The fact is that on the site that described you as editor not Overland, there was a pointer to the current edition. It was not an old bio like the one of me that you try and deflect with. I took it to be true. Is that right? Am I right about the Overland site? Yes, I do not read Overland. Neither do many other journalists. But I have read the letter that you signed. I have heard from people you approached to sign the letter. You stand by the letter. And you remain Barry Jones in the process. The Nine papers and the Guardian-and the New York Times for that matter-barred journalists from writing about Gaza if they signed such letters. Indeed, the NYT sacked two journalists who refused to agree to not signing such letters. And you teach journalism. What's more, you are abusive and insulting. I did not accuse you of doing something that you would never do. You signed the letter. You advocated for it. You are a senior lecturer in journalism who thought such letters are appropriate. That was the point I was making. None of this is about the reporting of Gaza and nor was my piece on journalism about the way Gaza has been reported. Let's have a debate about all this. Isn't that in part what the CAJ is about. It was when I established the Centre. By the way, get Overland to take down that reference to you as editor when it promotes [its next] edition.
Twitter post from Elle Gato (they/them) Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
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Sourdough starter in a jar. Nice and bubbly, evidence of a health and lively culture
Another scene from the march with a contingent marching under the banner “Rhodesian Veterans” listing a bunch of conflicts over a spread of 20th century dates including uhhhh “1963-1980 Rhodesia”
Two men in suits with amazing full beards and šajkača hats marching in Sydney with an Australian flag and a banner that simply says “Serbia”
How much is postage to australia Getting the Al's attention... Ask Anything...
Bette Midler singing into a mic (looks like it might be a U87) and the pop filter is on the opposite side of the mic from where her mouth is
From reddit Because you visited r/AustraliaPost I hate Australia Post 51m
Acoustic guitar with a board clamped to the fretboard and various clamps and bits of padded timber holding it down to a board
It’s an illustration of a pick up truck with big tyres. Might be an F250 or thereabouts
Reddit post r/Luthier DownOFC • Зу Does anybody know if it is legal to make a bone nut out of human bones? HELP 7 upvotes • 60 comments
[quote posts disabled] EXerenise Butterflies Katz V @butterflieskatz.bsky.social #wildlife #WildlifeCrossings More photos of wildlife crossings in comments. Great idea! Follow [image of a large bridge with vegetation joining wilderness on either side of a dual carriageway] -E engineeringfacts - IN BANFF NATIONAL PARK, SPECIALLY DESIGNED WILDLIFE CROSSINGS HAVE REDUCED ANIMAL-VEHICLE COLLISIONS BY MORE THAN 80%. IT'S ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST SUCCESSFUL CONSERVATION AND ROAD SAFETY SOLUTIONS.
Youtube thumbnail: Max Reisinger: Why YouTube Will Produce the Next Great Filmmakers Sonia and Simon • 23 Mar • • 41:51 YOUTUBERS WILL REPLACE HOLLYWOOD
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Tweet from @fart the guy from modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose
In the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo: Pope weak on crime
Crude and insultingly bad drawings of seals
A box labeled “melbourne tool company”