Maxjes

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Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England Designer on VIBEO GAEMS Terrible Takes are Mine Alone

Tetsuya Nomura is very quiet, but very powerful.
How to Fix the Gaming Age Divide - [ ] Games by veteran devs targeted at children instead of all ages (see Humongous Entertainment) - [ ] New IP instead of something literally from when Mom and Dad were kids - [ ] Berlin Airlift into the Roblox Ecosystem - [ ] Restore Consumer Purchasing Power to 40 year highs. - [ ] Make a Gameboy that costs 99USD through dark magic or other heresies
Batman #405 Year One “Just out for a rip, are ya bud?” - Batman
[Zavala] Thank you. For walking with me all these years. For carrying this burden with me. You make me proud.
Drifter Oooooh
Sora modded into Persona 4 Dancing All Night with the caption “Bitches be like, ‘Are you Okay?’ No.”
Death rolling her eyes at the viewer.
Get pointed at by this ad for Moxie, featuring a guy in a suit who looks like a teenager for some reason.
“Huh? No, retro consoles are like the NES and SNES, right? The Playstation 2 and DS are still pretty new...” - Sanae
Mohammed Ben Sulayem in a distinctly un-Lego branded kart along with the 22 actual F1 drivers.
Marge Simpson sitting alone saying “At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh.” And then continuing to sit without laughing.
Labrys “Best Girl” Persona 4 Arena
The muppets dancing to the shittiest loop of Drakengard 1 music possible.
That thing was too big to be called bait. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough. (The Sword from Bezerk if it was an oversized fish hook)
Ms. Marvel Hugging Cyclops
Hate how good it feels to be live tweeting an eagles game like a deranged person again Sports is not about winning it is about the communal experience of being a specific kind of insane
Modern Warfare 2 boycott dot png, a sad reminder of how every gamer boycott has gone.
IX of Destiny's The IX (edited to remove additional flavor punctuation) "Such handsome bosons, symmetries that cut quantum strings, rotation stopping temporal vibrations. goodness me.
Hayner, Pence, and Olette looking like a Vans catalog from the late 2010s.
"Any guy can be a babygirl, bút it takes a man to be a wife." - Mr forgot his name FFXVI
Shadow “I just love Latinas” The Hedgehog in a soccer kit.
Characters from the Sopranos shopped in front of the cover of Mark Fisher’s Capitalist Realism. “Ay, Tone, we're trapped in a pervasive fuckin atmosphere that acts like some kinda fuckin invisible barrier constraining thought and action”
Mauricio Pochettino as coach of Tottenham vs Pochettino as coach of the USMNT
Final Cup Noodle XV… hat? Headgear?
Yuna FFX-2
Batman telling the world he is Bruce Wayne on a burner account, probably on Something Awful
CIV VI American Empire Cultural Victory
Lumina and Sarah from FFXIII-3, which certainly had a plot.
Tom and Jerry Chase, Sakura blossom festival edition
That rather mean food critic from ratatouille staring down Linguine.
I SURVIVED BECAUSE THE “HELL YEAH BROTHER” INSIDE OF ME BURNED BRIGHTER THAN THE “AW DANGIT” AROUND ME.
Fan art of goth Fem*Gex making out with goth fem*bubsy “This is a commission for Sean Chiplock, the actual voice actor for Bubsy in Bubsy 4D. Yeag“
The Smartcar ForTwo from circa the mid 2010s. It is the same orange and black two tone as the sad Ferrari below.
Searching “I am a mushroom” and google deciding to burn however much compute to tell me: “It's a tough life down there in the dark. If you're a mushroom, you're the fruiting body of a vast subterranean network, thriving in damp, shadowy places while the rest of the world scrambles for sunlight.”
BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANIME TO DIE "YOUR BODY SUBMITS. YOUR HEART SUCCUMBS - SO WHY DOES YOUR MIND RESIST?!"
A manga illustration of a woman smoking in an alley who is then interrupted by a crab wearing a cowboy hat “HEY BABE! I'M IN THE COVER OF THE FAT OF THE LAND (1997) BY THE PRODIGY!” - the crab says
A depiction of the Catholic Trinity, except focused around the Character of Toad from Super Mario. Captain Toad, Mario Kart Toad, and SMB2 Yellow / Blue Toad are all disparate entities, but are all Toad.
The “WE PARTICIPATED IN A GENOCIDE, BARNEY” panel from the masterful Flintstones Hanna-Barbera Beyond comic.
Book of the US Civil War "Brother Against Brother The War Begins" Except with Galaxy Fox and Switch 2 Fox as the Brothers
The Legs that Don’t Quit and “Girl don’t date him either” Hark a Vagrant comics. I can’t do justice to the punchlines in alt text.
A timekeeper and a clock tower from Sam Rami’s the Quick and the Dead. Note the odd angle and split focus.
The incredibly jpeg artifacted and warped Simpsons meme “MOM, DAD, New Bloodborne” “THATS RIGHT! New Bloodborne Merch on Fangamer dot com”
There's not a single encouraging word on that screen. - Arino
Chris Jericho "Ooh, a little bit of the Bubbly"
I adore its unique fur color. While other cats have a faded black appearance, this one alone is black as ink. It looks as fierce as the famed black hound Kanro. The cat is roughly 1 shaku 5 sun (about 45cm) in length, and 6 sun (about 18 cm) in height. When it curls up, it looks like a tiny grain of black millet; when it stretches fully, its body lengthens like a drawn bow. Its eyes sparkle sharply like the glint of needles, and its ears stand straight and firm like unwavering spoons. When it sits neatly, its feet and tail completely hidden, it looks like a black jewel resting within a cave. When it moves, it does so silently, like a black dragon gliding upon clouds.
"Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a wife." - some guy from Final Fantasy XVI
“I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.” -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 23 Jun 1863
Lana Lang, narrating over Superman saving his family dog: “I finally realized while I was away how special it made me feel. Because to understand that man in the cape who could fly - all I needed to know was Clark.”
A photo of a bleeding, bruised and generally bedraggled Mads Mikkelsen captioned: idk how many "'me n who" I got left in me
A photo of George Lucas smirking, probably from this Ben Quadinaros ass name.
The Pokémon Blastoise looking like he came from a game of dominoes - wearing a wide brimmed hat, white colored shirt, and a green vest with a pink pocket square.
Bluesky FORBIDDEN error message when trying to load a feed
The people who draw chainsawman women as huge tiddy bimbos in tight clothes are charlatans seeking cheap engagement and will never understand the raw sexual appeal of a sleep deprived woman in an ill-fitting suit with something deeply wrong with her
Regrettable McDonalds ad featuring a smirking man that didn’t understand millennial slang: “DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER? I’D HIT IT I’M A DOLLAR MENU GUY”
Image of the Rays Skateboarding City Connect Logo (The Ray is doing a stalefish) Breaking News: LOCAL STINGRAY IN GNARLY MOOD LINK BETWEEN SKATEBOARDING AND BASEBALL HAS NEVER BEEN MORE INTRINSIC
A JID x Tony the Tiger Collaboration Apple Music decided to present me.