Max Power Doesn’t Abbreviate

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Ready when you are, Sgt. Pembry.

Facebook marketplace listing for a sexy police officer costume. Never worn.
Bogey at the bar in Casablanca
A small statue of st. Francis of assisi
Two men drive to work in the morning
Barack, Michelle, Sasha and Malia Obama celebrating at the opening of Barack’s presidential library in Chicago
Skinheads from Maine, a comedy sketch from the short lived Dana Carvey Show
Too many goddamn planes at Ohare
Skeletor from he-man, or perhaps rahm Emanuel
An L square carpenter tool
The Chicago flag and skyline seen from lake Michigan
A black and white dog using a stuffed toy as a pillow
Patty from the Simpsons enjoying a beer
An image of Shakespeare with a headline indicating he or people at his home smoked marijuana. Does anyone read alt text? For a good time call 1-900-MIXALOT
A sign that says in Spanish: “resbaloso cuando esta mojado”
A Facebook post where someone describes dusty air and rain as an act of God.
A sculpture of a giant hand holding a tree. The fingernails are painted orange and blue for the Chicago bears
A picture of comedian and actor Redd Foxx.
Statler and Waldorf the heckling muppets
A promotional bottle of absolut vodka advertising the Wicked films.
A scene from goodfellas where 3 men have a 4th man trapped in a trunk.
I enjoyed seeing all the protestors gathered in the shadow of that building.
A pair of black mens dress shoes that are separated at the big toe for a cloven hoof appearance. Unsettling.
Riviera theater marquee announcing a soul coughing concert
A building in a city with a purple graffiti tag on it.
Oasis playing onstage during rain in Toronto
A torn up map of chicagos train system on the floor of the train
A Simpsons screenshot with a character that parodies satirical songwriter tom Lehrer
A dial turned up to 11 labeled cubs
A group of fans do the YMCA dance at Wrigley Field
Screenshot of original NES game excitebike
Erik and Lyle menendez