Max Sebastian

@maxsebastian.dev

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🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️ Indie Developer · Crafting code, pixels & noise ⇢ maxsebastian.dev

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That scene from Bob's Burgers where Teddy asks Bob to warm up his ice cream and Bob has a meltdown.
Screenshot showing 94198 people in front in a ticketmaster queue.
Italians aggressively arguing about pizza.
A succulent, I don't know what kind, sprouting a big stalk type thing.
A book - Think Like A Feminist By Carol Hay
"Last night, the Pope passed... a massive dook. Took 3 flushes. Truly a holy shit."
Scored 78%
"You Guys Are Getting Paid?" meme, screenshot of Will Poulter's character Kenny Rossmore from the 2013 American comedy film We're the Millers.
Another guy here on reddit was the one who posted about it a little while back. It brings tears of laughter again, he wrote: "I was at LEONTYNE PRICE for goodness sakes and not only was someone farting their life away in the audience but it was so hot in the theater that the fire alarm went off during the concert. Probably because of the hot toxic farts, but it was horrible. And I felt so bad for her. I still put the concert up there because she is a literal goddess on this earth but that was one of the most frustrating concerts I’ve ever attended."
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