Max Sloan

@maxsloan.blog

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Aspiring social media user, sports(ish) blogger and editor at Tar Heel Blog, influential journalist or content creator according to my spam folder, occasionally accidentally earnest online App-uh-LATCH-in

the stones are actually yellow
poiple
an influential journalist or content creator
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DEROGATORY
yeesh
scared peloton lady
a weird pig drawing labelled "puke"
the duck lurks
Nikolai Denmark replied but there's no text, where's the text, it couldn't possibly be....... damn it
i ain't even gotta say it
4 20 ha ha ha 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
BAAAA HA HA HA HA HA
The Achilles Device
blocked and reported
Pepper waiting patiently to be invited onto the bed
Willie T's Beach Bash '64 joy, mirth, and scorched earth
chr*s kl*we, the Brave Little Poster
Looking Good | 69
storm clouds
BWAAAA-
a can of orange crush
a phone screen showing Ashnikko's "I Want My Boyfriends to Kiss" playing a text to my wife letting her know that I'm about to throw off the vibes in the bass pro
4/20 heh heh heh
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Vampires of El Norte, by Isabel Cañas
I am a dumb bitch with terrible posts I will never change I will never improve That is a promise
I am going to create a [slack channel] that is so toxic
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Suggested for you: garbage
yea
"Friendly" Reminder: Time is Running Out
oof
the pepper
DEROGATORY
Guitar festooned with stickers, newest of which reads "all you fascists bound to lose"
Nik, thinking his haters are powerless
Thanks, Jackie! Then six or seven pixels that vaguely resemble Spencer Hall
the cat in the pringles can is crying
A blank picture of the dark square that shows when images won't load, so this joke hopefully works whether the image loads or doesn't
the buck stops for no man
My card on Apple Pay has been billed
No! No!!
giant ogre
RIP Outkast (and 3000 rapping his ass off)
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cool cool
This can't be true, if I don't have phone friends I am bereft
duality of dude
Heartbreaking, UConn has just beaten Duke
what
STOP
Watching UVA choke
Always have been
Smoochies - Ashnikko
'grats Core
A Siena island
The Specialist
call the ambulance but not for the horny frogs
BK! Bonkey Kong!