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(They/Tv/Toons) / Nonbinary Lesbian / 24 / Audhd) Probably watching Rocko's Modern Life 🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️ Minors DNI!!! My Carrd! https://staticshipstation.carrd.co/#

a drawing of F from alphabet lore staring at herself in the mirror as she looks longly at the reflection. Her hand grazes the mirror as the text in the back says "Is there a version where i'm more?"
A drawing of Max hardy and rocko showing off wedding rings as Rocko happily exclaims "YES!"
A drawing of Max hardy and Rocko giggling as they hold hands
A painting of max hardy hugging rocko rama
A digital painting of Rocko from Rocko’s modern life painting my self insert as he looks at the camera
a turn around of Madeline Wilson, a black woman with platinum blonde hair and blue extensions.
A drawing of Rocko in a cute heart Hawaiian shirt holding flowers as Max Hardy in a heart sweater gives him a kiss on the cheek
A drawing of Rocko Rama leaning in and kissing Max Hardy with his eyes closed
A drawing of Rocko Rama hugging Max Hardy from behind
A drawing of max hardy and rocko cuddling as Max Hardy stares at the phone.
Text says: ❤️Stepping away from the Self Ship (For now) I've been going through a lot recently. My great grandmother recently has passed. There's shit going on with my brother in law. a lot has been happening. Self Shipping has been my anchor through out all this chaos, it truly has. But with that in mind, self shipping has also caused me a lot of grief. My Amy Rose self ship (as many have seen) has been accused of being proship. Something I see as super serious. I've even been equated to being a lolicon. Honestly it all really hurts. I'm really hurt. Because not only have I spoken out against pro-shippers but because Amy Rose is an age ambiguous character. Amy Rose has genuinely been a huge comfort through these hard times. I adore her a lot. But for my own sake, I can't keep doing this in public if it means others are going to read the worst case for my yumeship. I can't carry any more of that baggage. Once again. I'm sorry. All I ask is that everyone take care of themselves while I'm away. I care about so many people and I want them all to be cared for.❤️
A drawing of Rocko Rama and Max Hardy wearing matching "Nice" and "Naughty" Ugly sweaters as they drink cocoa. They're both sitting on the stairs as they have a small chat.
A drawing of Rocko smiling at Max Hardy as they both wear christmas stuff, Max hardy carrying bags of gifts.
A drawing of Rocko and Max sitting infront of an ocean with a sunset
A painting of Max Hardy holding hands with Rocko in front of a sunset
A painting styled hardyrama piece (Rocko x Max) where Rocko and Max are cuddling in some sunset lit clouds
A digital drawing of Max Hardy and Rocko under some blankets cuddling!
A doodle comic of Max Hardy (SCP AU) saying "I need to bring him to my office i gotta ask him something" before it cuts to them in the office before them and rocko making out.
A drawing of Rocko and Max hardy as a D class and a researcher from SCP
a drawing of Rocko Rama sitting in Max Hardy's lap as they both smile
a drawing of max hardy laying next to rocko rama infront of a purple and pink city as they sleep
a drawing of Rocko Rama (as a zombie) hugging Max Hardy (Dressed as a mad scientist)
A drawing of Max Hardy hugging Rocko from behind as they wrap they tiredly look at him. Rocko has a cup of coffee and is wearing his cyan bathrobe
A drawing of Rocko Rama (wearing a tee shirt and jean shorts) leaning and smiling on Max hardy (who's wearing a beanie, crop top and baggy pants)
a drawing of Rocko Rama and Max Hardy infront of a pastel colored bg holding hands and cuddling on the ground!
A drawing of Rocko looking at Max Hardy flustered. Both are in their beach outfits and Rokco is holding a orange soda!
A drawing of Max in a small tank top and blue pants as they casually look off. Meanwhile Rocko is staring at them ABSOLUTELY FLOORED and in love.
A pink tinted drawing of Rocko lovingly staring at Max Hardy as they tie his tie. They're distracted as they chat to him about something. Next to the fully colored drawing there's a small doodle of Max hardy looking up confused as Rocko looks away nervously
A drawing of Max Hardy and Rocko Rama in a white void (hospital bed) with a newborn pogo between then. Rocko and Max both look exhausted and Rocko is wearing a hospital gown.
A drawing of Bismuth leaning on Dingodile's stomach as the two cutely giggle at eachother and hearts surround them.
Rules! I'll draw self ship, horror, toons, icons banners, etc! But I won't draw NSFW, fetish content, proship or hate speech. Also I WILL NOT consent to using my art for NFTS or AI
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A drawing of Rocko holding a pistol and looking a tad concerned as his other hand admits energy. He's wearing a white sweater and black pants (He's cosplaying Jack Ryan)
a screenshot of new club penguin with the penguin band playing
A screenshot of a texture of Gex in "GEX JEANS" where he's wearing a tanktop and jeans
Alt outfits based on the flavors of Quantum (She's wearing jeans and a leather jacket), Orange (Cute shorts and a buttonup), Float (Based heavily on barbeshop quartets!). Cranberry (A buttonup cream dress with an adorable barret),Victory (A tied up croptop with a cute red and blue skirt) and finally Dark (A sparkly lounge styled dress with a fluffy boa)
A turn around reference sheet of Nuke! A Nuka Cola inspired Oc who's wearing a red space suit with "Nuka" on her Left hip! She also has a tv head with a cartoony screen!
D.Seil (She/They/It) D.Seil was another hybrid experiment that was created! A cross between a hare a Boa constrictor.. with some... Mechanical Alterations to her arms and legs to make her stronger. She needed the strength to run the mining operation alongside Koala Kong! They'd often be seen operating the carts and vehicles from one space to another. It's... a tad unhinged and can come off as down right creepy by some people. After both Kong and Dee felt abandoned by Cortex, they swiftly left. Off to do.. well.. pretty much whatever they wanted.
Rita Rat (She/Her) Cortex has nabbed a rat in the castle assuming it was a Potoroo much like pinstripe. He mainly created her to be a secretary to pinstripe, one of thee things pinstripe asked for once he became the main manger of the Cortex Power Plant. Rita *hated* this role, feeling like she was only an extension to Pinstripe. Hell, she was even well aware that Cortex fucked up her species. She felt surrounded by not very competent people. Which. You know. She was. What really pushed her was a discussion with one of the fellow experiments, realizing how bad they have it. *But once Pinstripe left the power plant to chase OTHER business ventures..* that's when things changed both for Rita AND the powerplant. She's now considered a great leader and a powerful force amongst the commandos. Despite that though.. she does still care for her fellow experiments.
Dingodillo (He/Him) Dingodillo was made when Cortex managed to nab two Dingos instead of just the one, finding out they belonged to the same pack, they were brothers. Cortex feels seperating the two would eventually get a target on his back so he decided to evolve both .Cortex grabbed another random animal, shoving the armadillo and the dingo into the vortex, creating Dingodillo. Dingodillo was made with no idea, no plans, nothing. He was given a water gun to compliment his brother's flame thrower.. but would never get to use it due to not being trained like Dingodile was.
Maskgrrade The Sheep (He/Him) Maskgrrade was one of many many MANY sheep test subjects Cortex had. However, Maskgrrade was someone who stood out amongst the sheep. Hee came out of the Vortex a (flawed. very very flawed) spainish swordsman! When cortex sent him out to take over a small village.. he was laughed out by local pack of wolves. It was only until he dressed himself as a wolf (hand madee costume!) that he gained their trust AND respect of said pack, allowing him to take over. Buttt he was shortly exposed by Crash. Making Maskgrrade realize his overly flashy fighting style was.. just that.
Wacky The Platypus (She/Her) Wacky was one of Cortex's more.. experimental feats with the Cortex Vortex. Exposing her to 1930s cartoons to see how she'd be affected. The results were...well... *this*. Cortex not only dislikes Wacky as an experiment because of how she never seems to listen to him, but also due to the fact she somehow became SUPER inaccurate in terms of platypus anatomy. Platypuses aren't meant to have ACTUAL BEAVER TAILS!! But she could care less. She has cool cartoon logic that no other experiment has, being able to pull things out of nowhere and being able to squash AND stretch!
Instructor Lope (He/Him) Lope is.. the closet cortex has ever gotten to having the perfect solider. He follows Cortex's orders to a T, is determined and dedicated as well! The only problem is... well.. his size, his strength and pretty much everything physically. Lope is well aware of this and has done everything in his power to come off as more intimidating to the other commandos (sharpening his teeth, raising his voice, standing just a tad taller) but it never really works.
A GIANT oc line up of crash bandicoot ocs. Including, Instructor Jackle Lope (a jackalope with a drill instructor outfit), Wacky (Platypus who's a rubberhose toon), Maskgrrade (A spainish swordsman who will occasionally wear a wolf outfit), Dee Seil (A Boa Constrictor and Hare mix who wears very steam punk inspired attire), Rita (A rat with a striped vest and Hat), and Dingodillo! A cross between a Dingo and a Armadillo!
A drawing of Coco from crash bandicoot with the caption of "This is good but.." with a design of coco with biggr ears and a more prominent muzzle. The caption is "I like this!"
A drawing of Max Hardy staring at a map with a squint. Their next to Rocko who is wide eyed as he looks up at an amber fossil. Flashlight pointing at the fossil.