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On the ground is a child's drawing of a banana. Alongside the drawing is a real life banana.
A duplex electrical outlet which has been totally painted over with white paint. The holes on the top outlet are filled with paint rendering it useless. The bottom outlet has a crack in the plastic. The metal screw plates are also painted over.
First watch: poster for Sanctuary, with Margaret Qualley in profile next to Christopher Abbot in 3/4 profile. Last watch: poster for Companion, with Jack Quaid in profile next to Sophie Thatcher in 3/4 profile.
skeet from Kendra Gaylord: yes. skeet from josh (socks is the new zounds): no.
Activity: 2 new posts today, 5 in the last month. 7,498 total members, +3 in the last week. Created 15 years ago.
The roof of the Sistine Chapel sending up grey smoke and the Cubs L flag.
A very serious-faced bishop unveils a 1-foot tall statue of a blue-haired chibi girl holding a pilgrim's staff.
She has stated that her stage forename ("Whoopi") was taken from a whoopee cushion: "When you're performing on stage, you never really have time to go into the bathroom and close the door. So if you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.' And that's where the name came from."
A Wikipedia infobox titled "Part of a series on Anthropology" with a little cartoon of a guy reading a book. Coming out of his bald, faceless head is a radio antenna, which is transmitting a signal.
The state with the most regional blackouts is Iowa, which is blacked out by six teams — the Brewers, the Cardinals, the Cubs, the Royals, the Twins, and the White Sox — even though all are a multi-hour drive away.
Wikipedia thumbnail of a stick figure with a rainbow/infinity-sign face, labeled "autistic person", and a blank-faced stick figure carrying a rainbow/infinity-sign bag, labeled "person with autism".
Wikipedia screenshot that reads: "...with The Philadelphia Inquirer's James Franklin writing that, 'Saw VI aims to give viewers the vicarious pleasure of seeing the American health insurance industry, personified here as a bunch of back-stabbing jerks, get what's coming to it. Most Americans, however, would probably prefer to pay lower premiums than witness their HMO manager being dissolved from the inside out by hydrofluoric acid.'"
Diagram of the apertures of a 3-color technicolor camera. In the middle is a prism which splits the light from the lens into Aperture I and Aperture II. Aperture I is behind a green filter and exposes one film strip. Aperture II is behind a magenta filter and exposes two film strips. The first is sensitive only to blue light, then the image passes through a red filter onto another strip that will only pick up the remaining red image.
Kyle Gallner as Joel in Smile.
Google AI overview that reads "Yes, Google Al results, particularly through their 'Al Overviews' feature, can be considered bad because they often produce inaccurate, nonsensical, and even potentially dangerous information."
google search for “how to not be gay”. The AI result begins “It is not possible to ‘not be gay’”
Youtube comment from @jakemay6967 that reads “Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Have mercy on me a sinner.” 曰
Youtube “auto-dubbed” tag below video details.
youtube video settings in italian. Of note, the audio track is set to “italiano”.
"Here we go," Montgomery says, prompting another round of cheers and applause as urine starts gushing out. "Look at that. That is great. Look at that. Beautiful. Gorgeous. It's just pouring out. I'm going to have wet socks tonight," Montgomery says, laughing, as urine splashes him.
dave the rat, peering out into the world from his cage
the poster for Blonde (2022) with some crap on my screen making it appear as though ana de armas has two extra moles
She attempts to get help first from the sun, which is too hot, then the moon, which craves human flesh, and then the morning star.
instagram ad for velvet pants that are half red and half green and all tacky