Max™

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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)

This is the cover art for the album Version 2.0 by the artist Garbage.
A group of people dressed like the Muppet Beaker on a street, one seems to be a Goth Beaker standing near another pointing at the photographer while in the foreground one is blurred and looks like they are coming to kick said photographers ass.
An upright wooden pike with a goblin corpse impaled on it.
The cover of Damn Them All. A story about fun and games and summoning demons which isn't actually very fun and not really the best game but at least the demons had fun except they really didn't either.
A Xeelee Nightfighter resembling a black sycamore seed floating in front of a nebula with stars visible through it.
Cartoon person looking at their phone crying before hugging it and crying harder.
The guy pulling up to a drive thru as saying something that leaves the poor person working it staring in shock.
A dwarf fortress screenshot that shows me asking Omsos how things are, he starts to rattle off a list of happenings then suffocates and the various drunk dwarves around react about how horrifying it is that the headless guy fell over dead after talking to me.
An emulated ffxii screenshot of Fran the Viera and Balthier the Hume with my weirdly tweaked controller setup below it.
A dot map showing me between Australian progressive outback and left leaving professional alliance.
A venn diagram of three overlapping circles with the labels white nationalists, bronies, and people who reference memes irl. The central overlap is labeled upcoming reactionary movement, and the bottom text reads developments in late capitalism in 2014.
An orange cat sitting on a melted portion of the otherwise ice covered deck.
A protester in mask and goggles about to hit a smoke canister with a tennis racket. It says "just do it." above them.
Two motorcycles with human torsos where the handlebars should be. One looks vaguely like an elf with pointy ears and the other is a fairly stereotypical biker dude with a beard, sunglasses, and bandana on his head, though he also has mechanical looking arms it is somehow the least strange thing about him.
A video of a snow and ice covered drive way which pans down to show the surface of the ice breaking as it is walked on.
The it's Always Sunny gang looking at a picture of George Washington with text in the screen that reads "I've had enough of this dude."
A rather large spider with my hand for scale.
Fantasy life screenshot showing a crafter buddy with double tool crafter on a mysterious slate hammer.
An orange cat sitting in a now leafless yard wondering where the leaves went.
Guy looking horrified at the screen before looking down horrified at his boner.
A Lenovo monitor on a lazy Susan above a switch and some other electronics on a scratched up tv stand.
Me holding an argiopes aurantia as I lean across the comforter for a picture.
Another Barbie looking disgusted.
A jumping spider in a little tent on top of the inner stem of our mailbox flag. You can make out the main pair of big green eyes and eyelashes despite the tent in the way.
A screenshot of my dolphin emulator showing Animal Crossing, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess.
The coarse teeth on a Shinto saw rasp which will remove wood at a frankly ridiculous rate and easily rip open you're knuckles if you ding them with it lightly.
The item description of an artifact weapon in dwarf fortress, in this case it is a platinum mace named The Crew of Day, it is garishly decorated and an craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It has a list of fourteen notable kills featuring dragons, rocs, and other assorted beasts plus forty nine other kills.
A Xeelee Nightfighter resembling a black sycamore seed floats in front of colorful nebula.
A genius guy from Powers (2015) asking Deena Pilgrim if she knows he can make himself orgasm just by running warm water on the palm of his hand.
A kneeling cartoon person is looking at their phone crying over cuteness before hugging the phone and crying more.
Allison from kill six billion demons with a speech bubble indicating she is saying the quoted post.
The guy saying something bizarre at a drive through meme with the speech bubble like he's saying the post this is a reply to.
A mysterious section of an ai generated floor plan, this is a top view but looks kinda like a closet but it is also at the southeastern corner of the house?
A mysterious section of an ai generated floor plan, this is a top view but looks kinda like a closet but it is also at the southeastern corner of the house?
A group of people dressed like the Muppet Beaker on a street, one seems to be a Goth Beaker standing near another pointing at the photographer while in the foreground one is blurred and looks like they are coming to kick said photographers ass.
A caterpillar with a speech bubble saying the quoted skeet
My janky ass weights featuring two chunks of wood from the porch, two ten pound plates on each, plus a pair of two and a half pound plates on the other, held in place by two bar clamps.
A slice of apple pie on a plate with crumbs from the other piece that was on there.
A slice of apple pie looking nervous as I just ate their sibling in front of them and am eyeing it hungrily.
A man is leaning over to inform President dubya about the 9/11 attacks and dubya looks confused as always
Magus from The Power Fantasy explaining that his power is to know shit, like he knows pi, not to whatever places, all of it.
A stick figure starting to raise their finger and comment before changing their mind
Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this article on a phone and looking disgusted
Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this article on a phone and looking disgusted
A cartoon character looking horrified at the computer before turning and looking horrified at his own erection
Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this post and looking disgusted
It's Always Sunny screenshot with them looking at a picture of George Washington and a caption saying "I've had enough of this dude."
A collage of a big pear shaped sweetheart of a cat named Reggie drinking out of the toilet while kneading the air and purring like a weirdo
The aurora visible in Memphis was mostly just a pink glow but there was some structure visible
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing
The same patch of sky except no Aurora visible now
The same patch of sky except now it is just blue black.
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn
Skulls for the skull throne
Michael Scott from The Office saying "I declare ratio!"