Makks Cryski

@maxtothek.bsky.social

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Your favorite little comedy wizard. Showrunner for truetalesteam.com, writer of audio drama, sketch comedy, short stories and more. https://linktr.ee/rumblemode

A hot pink leg cast with a little wizard drawn on it. The wizard is shooting a little heart and my name out of his wand
Picture of a 3-inch tall version of me all busted up and dirty in a lil gnome hat saying “I fell in a hole
a video of a man pulling a book off his shelf, opening it, and immediately having his brain evacuate his skull
some sick-ass graffiti. kind of a picasso thing if picasso was sick as hell
Panel 1 - Frog Wizard and Gumdrop Wizard are at the bar. Frog wizard - "What you been reading lately, Gumdrop Wizard?" Gumdrop Wizard - "Well lately it's been Trollope's Barchester Towers" Panel 2 - GW - "Mr. Slope Just pissed off all the old priests with his sermon." FW - "Damn!" Panel 3 - GW- "And now they all wanna ban him from the pulpit!" FW - "Oh Shit!" Panel 4 - GW - "So Slope is going around to their wies to get them on his side." FW - "Woah. Things're heating up, huh." GW - "You bet your ass."
Panel 1 - Bone wizard is on the bus next to a fish wizard. The fish wizard is watching his orb. Bone wizard thinks, "Oh man, this guy next to me is watching videos without headphones" Panel 2 - Bone wizard thinks, 'Shit I don't have mine either. Just try and ignore it." Panel 3 - The next video starts up off-panel with, "NEXT UP ON MOST UPSETTING BEHEADINGS"Bone wizard feels ultimate resignation Panel 4 - The video keeps going off-panel "AAA! MY HEAD! AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bone wizard squinches his eyes shut trying to block it out but it is not working.
Kind of a weird little lantern guy with one eye, a big fanged mouth and little claws
a big rock that's been painted to look like an extremely fucked-up squirtle
A pointy-eared little gremlin dude on a hoverboard has grabbed the tail of a giant pigeon to ride along with. There is a wake of visual noise coming out of the back of his hoverboard. It is clear from the expression on his face that this was a terrible mistake. His dong is out and flapping in the breeze. In the foreground it says 'Skidgeon' (like skitching but a pideon)
A very small record collection organized by genre
An alive pop-tart flies through the cosmos in a toaster set to RAD. The name B4KED G00DS is written on the toaster
the original paperback edition of The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon. There is a psychadelic dancing woman and a dude playing the drums over a field of like, paisley outlines? Wonderful.
The Raw Zine Records logo, which is a little man whose torso is a record. The little man is flipping you off and spitting while he skateboards. He is wearing a hat that says "FUCK"
a sketchbook page with some weird little guys.
1. Sure sharks are incredible predators, and sure they’re incredible swimmers and also pretty cool to look at but are they happy? Yes. Sharks are very happy 2. “There’s only so many ways to skin a cat, and I’ve done ‘em all. The loop de loop, the hamburglar, the drainpipe. Every damn way.” 3. If you spit on a frog, it’s good luck for the frog if the frog is a nasty little pervert.
The word “SLIME” and a little picture of a dragon quest slime spray painted in green on a street divider
Panel 1 - Frog Wizard is driving his two-seater convertible car. Bones Wizard sits shotgun, covering his eyes and moaning softly. Gumdrop Wizard, still in his astral form, perches on the back hood of the car, holding tight with his little hands to stay on. Frog Wizard asks "Hey BW are you gonna barf? 'Cause I'm curious how that works." FW and BW are both still drunk, but are wearing seatbelts. Panel 2 - Gumdrop wizard asks Frog Wizard, "You sure you're okay to drive?" Frog Wizard responds, "Oh yeah, frogs are great at holding our liquor. Known for it." Bones Wizard still covers his eyes, moaning. Panel 3 - A birds-eye view of the car driving through a city at night. They approach a 4-way intersection with crosswalks. Frog Wizard says, "Y'know the saying, 'he drinks like a frog?' That's us!" Gumdrop Wizard says, "You mean 'a fish'" Panel 4 - Frog Wizard turns around to look Gumdrop Wizard in the eyes, confused and delighted. He says " 'A fish drinks like a frog?' What would that even mean?" Gumdrop Wizard returns his eye contact, clearly annoyed. Suddenly, Bones Wizard bolts upright, pointing at the road, and yells "EYES ON THE ROAD!" Panel 5 - A fish in a witch hat is crossing the street, holding a six-pack of bass ale from which they have taken one of the beers. They pour the beer into their open mouth, oblivious as the gang hurtles towards them in their car, desperately braking, all of them screaming in panic. Panel 6 - The car screeches to a halt, the front stopping before the back half, foling up the car and launching Gumdrop wizard into a high arc above the head of the drinking fish, who is frozen in the middle of the crosswalk, staring at the car. Panel 6 - Smoke billows out of the hood of Frog Wizards car. He stares in mute horror at it. Bones wizard clutches at the door, sick to his non-existent stomach. The fish asks them both "Are you okay?" Gumdrop wizard's little feet wiggle in the air from where his astral form is embedded in the street.
Turnaround character models of Frog Wizard, Gumdrop Wizard and Bones Wizard, showing all three of them from front and back. When seen from behind, all three of them have huge asses
Panel 1 - Gumdrop Wizard, floating and glowing, phases through the door. From off-panel, “Oh shit it’s Gumdrop Wizard!” Panel 2- Frog Wizard and Bones Wizard wave from their seats at the bar. They’re both pretty lit up. Frog Wizard yells “Come drink with us!” Panel 3-Gumdrop Wizard takes a seat at the bar, still glowing. “Can’t tonight, guys.” Bones Wizard asks “Ah, you designated driving?” Panel 4- Gumdrop Wizard “Nah, I’m astral projecting. I can’t even pick up drinks.” Frog wizard - “I’ll say! Ooh!” Bones Wizard- “Oh yeah you’re all translucent and floaty. What’s up?” Panel 5- Gumdrop wizard looks annoyed “I don’t know, it’s pissing me off tbh.” Frog Wizard leans in, “Get it? Because you never but a round!” Gumdrop Wizard - “Yeah I get it.” Panel 6 - Setting shifts to Gumdrop Wizard’s bedroom. GW’s astral form hovers over his body asleep in bed. Gumdrop wizard narrates, “My body is asleep at home.” Panel 7 - still GW’s bedroom. Narration- “I tried to wake mysef up but no dice.” His astral form yells at his sleeping body - “Hey! HEY!!!” Panel 8 - Narration, “Eventually I just gave up and went to work.” Gumdrop wizard’s astral form is hovering and teaching a class. He is unable to interact with the chalk and blackboars so he is just pointing. He looks totally done with this shit. Gumdrop wizard says “You’ll just have to imagine the diagram.” A student raises their hand. “Yes this will be on the test.” Panel 9 - Back to the bar. Frog Wizard says, “Wow! That sucks! Why’d you come here?” Gundrop wizard points over his shoulder at Bones Wizard. “I figuredBones Wizard would be sad enough to help me.” Bones Wizard narrows his eyesockets “Hey! Mean!” Gumdrop wizard - “Then get your life together!” Bones wizard- “No!”
Panel 1 - Frog Wizard and Bones Wizard are drinking together. Bones Wizard looks down into his sherry and says “So that’s how I became a skeleton.” Panel 2 - Frog Wizard asks “Is it permanent?” Bones Wizard “So far, yeah. How about you?” Panel 3 - Frog Wizard takes a swig from his beer, “Oh I’ve always been a frog.” Panel 4 -Skeleton Wizard “Seriously? How’d you become a wizard?” Panel 5 - Frog wizard looks into his stein “Studied.” Bones wizard leans his head on his hand “Yeah that makes sense.”
A 3 panel comic Panel 1 - a wizard examines a mushroom. “Hmm… Portobello or deathcap?” Panel 2- the wizard tosses the mushroom into their gaping mouth Panel 3 - a skeleton in wizard robes says “I feel fine”
Panel 1- In an otherwise empty classroom, Frog Wizard talks to a skeleton. “Hey Bones Wizard, do you wanna hir the bar after work?” Panel 2- The skeleton is silent. Frog wizard realizes something. Panel 3 - The bar. A furious Frog Wizard bursts through the door, surprising Bones Wizard (who looks like a skeleton but with a beard and wizard hat) who is drinking at the bar. Frog Wizard yells, “YOU CAN’T LEAVE THE ANATOMICAL MODEL TO TEACH YOUR CLASS!!!”
An enormous block of cheese
Herman Melville’s The Confidence Man. A huge terrifying man is grinnning and clutching four smaller men to his chest
1st panel - a wizard holding a mushroom. He says "Was this a portobello or a deathcap?" 2nd panel - the wizard eats the mushroom 3rd panel - the wizard's head has become a skull. He says "I feel fine"
A gumdrop wizard character turnaround. The gumdrop who is a wizard has a huge ass when viewed from behind
a picture of two beautiful ceramic mugs next to each other
A 3 panel comic Panel 1 - Man in a tie uses a pointer stick to gesture to the words "Using AI" on a powerpoint presentation and asks "Who has ideas?" Panel 2 - A dude in sunglasses and a polo shirt asks "Could we use it to blast?" Panel 3 - The presenter holds his pointer stick with both hands and replies " If we want to stay competitive? Absolutely." cultural note - "to blast" is slang for the ejaculative act
three panel comic. First panel - a man dressed like a jester smoking a cigarette is walking through a graveyard holding a skull Panel 2 - the man holds up the skull and makes eye contact Panel 3 - the skull speaks, and the word bubble is a captcha code
three panel comic. A gargoyle sits in the center of all three panels and talks panel one - "I have watched here for a hundred years and I shall watch for a hundred more. In that time I have seen many things. " Panel two - "A pigeon, eating a cigarette butt, in it's innocence. A dog, in guilt, eating a cigar butt. A baby smoking a hookah and then speaking in the voice of an old showbiz man. " Panel three - "The other gargoyles, they mock me. Call me 'freak,' 'pervert.' But what am I to watch? I live in front of a tobacconist. It's not like wigshop Dan is any better. Beautiful, perfect wigshop Dan..."