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Reply guy who contains multitudes USA should repeal the 2nd amendment and spend $1 trillion per year on trains not bombs mask bloc 😷 #maskbloc

[Evaluations] 21 GRAHAMS From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina. A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot The Islamic State's "man of the vear" The death of the GOP's relationship with Hispanic voters A death blow to the GOP's relationship with women The world's biggest jackass A wrecking ball A salesman of fear A politician whose ideas are gibberish A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company A poor representation of a Republican A president who is unfit for office A president who sometimes crosses the line A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency A man who has a blind spot A thoughtful person A good person A strong person A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing A president doing a great job The best hope in decades for peace A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
Boomer type of an image with a crying U.S. soldier and two sad puppy eyed looking dogs looking scared or embarrassed and some red text says, Please Be Considerate Not everyone enjoys Jubilee.... Jubilee is written in black and the word appears to be written over another word that is scratched out. (the other word was fireworks)
Corny lib in this house we believe sign with the words changed to say, “IN THIS HOUSE, WE CELEBRATE HAPPY HONDA DAYS LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER TOYOTATHON MERCEDES WINTER EVENT CHEVY RED TAG SALES EVENT DECEMBER IS ABOUT SAVINGS"
Meme of the meditating ascended galaxy brain person with a tree coming out of their head and eight outstretches arms holding different glowing element. The meme caption says "NO PROBLEM"
screen shot of a bsky DM which says Today at 8:56 PM has added you to @mikesilva.bsky.social the "Ignorant Platner Hysterics" custom feed list bsky.app/profile/did:... 8:56 PM
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Defaced picture of a Nuremberg rally taken from wikipedia. It has Iron Front arrows drawn over it. The caption from Wikipedia says: "Totenehrung (honoring of the dead) at 1934 Nuremberg rally in Germany. SS leader Himmler, Hitler, and SA leader Lutze on stone terrace in front of Ehrenhalle (Luitpoldaren, Nazi party rally grounds). Crescent-shaped Ehrentribüne in the background."
Edited image same as from the OP to sloppily swap he word "bidets" for "beignets" The Democrat, who asked to remain anonymous, said, "He's been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he's flush with so much cash he can buy beignets." Picture of the NYC Mayor and his spouse
bsky screenshot disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social 22m I'm here you fuckass bitch Image shows the unabomber shack in the FBI evidence warehouse – a stark, empty, and large all white room
A photo Year of the Tiger, page 5 (written by Alice Wong). At the bottom part of the page is a black and white photo of Alice Wong holding a copy of STORM #1 comic book. The photo caption says, “Me holding an issue of Storm #1, an X-Men comic from 2014 written by Greg Pak with art by Victor Ibáñez and color by Ruth Redmond.” According to OCR text recognition, the text on main part of the page reads: “. . . Space Nine, and, of course, X-Men: The Animated Series. To have one of the most powerful mutants of them all, Charles Francis Xavier, be a man in a wheelchair absolutely delighted me when I started watching the show in 1992. It was like, "Fuck yeah, just try to talk down to me. I'll implode your mutant-hating heart." Actually, that's more like Magneto's at- titude. Professor X keeps things calm and cool. He commands respect, and his competence is never questioned. Themes and characters in the X-Men universe resonate with so many communities: LGBTQ+, immigrants, and peo- ple with disabilities. The story lines ask a lot of complex ques- tions about assimilation, identity, morality, militarism, and diversity. There's something incredibly affirming about seeing your- self reflected in popular culture. In the science fiction, fantasy, and comic book worlds, we may identify with characters like us, characters unlike us, or characters we want to become. Professor X is someone I identify with and aspire to be (al- though my temperament is a bit more like Magneto's). Nerd culture-in books, movies, and television-filled. . ."
A crowd of protesters holding signs, two signs have been hastily edited to make a joke. The first sign from the original edited picture says, "reorganize the divisions of DHS to end the chaos and violence and have them focus more on their core tasks." The second sign which was added to this second edit says, "And implement that by ending DHS as a separate agency, putting various parts of it back into their original agency homes, and reorganizing ICE out of existence, its legitimate duties transferred to other departments."
digital comic book cover titled CALEXIT by PIZZOLO, NAHUELPAN, BOSS and CAMPBELL, published by BLACK MASK. The cover is an altered California State flag on a white background. The bear is wearing a black mask on just like the regular flag the bear is walking on green grass under one red star and the text reads CALIFORNIA SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC over a solid red line. A blurb at the top, quoted from a review says, "A BRILLIANT PIECE OF POLITICAL FICTION. - THE MARY SUE"
Screenshot from wikipedia. It says the following. "The Sam Browne belt is largely obsolete (except in dress uniforms) in police and security use due to risk of strangulation by potential opponents. It has sometimes been referred to as a Suicide Belt by personnel.[30] It had enjoyed some popularity with civilian police agencies worldwide and was probably most widely worn in this context during the 1940s and 1950s. This use has gradually faded out due to field safety concerns. [citation needed]"
Same photo from OP of trump surrounded by the 1980 us hockey team wearing cowboy hats, except it's been sloppily pasted over a popular meme referencing a pornographic film with multiple men looking down at Trump, and all the cowboy hat hockey players are also looking down at Trump so it looks like they all want to have sex with Trump. (The point being that it already looked like that in the original photo)
photo of a man in a dark suit who looks like a vendor sales rep showing off what it looks like to ride in tiny aircraft seats have the passenger in a half-seated/half-standing position without any legroom, so many more additional rows will be able to fit in the cabin. The seats are ugly, they look like the carpeting in a 90s roller skating rink in black and white. The arm rests are yellow. The showroom display has just 2 rows. The man is grinning with his hands out to show how little legroom he has.
Katie Porter, wearing an orange top, reading a copy of’The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck’
Phonebooth movie poster. Colin Farrell starting with Forest Whitaker and Kiefer Sutherland. Picture of Colon Farrell in a phone booth talking on a phone with a bullet hole through the glass.
bsky screenshot of a quote post Steven Evangelista ‪@sevangelistany.bsky.social‬ Follow This is not what the 2A intended, and it is not what we said when we declared the constituent is for “promoting the general welfare.” My daughter’s friend went to Bosnia and sent back photos of wartime remnants on buildings. That’s what this is. We have created a nationwide war zone. #gunviolence ‪John Skiles Skinner‬ ‪@skiles.blue‬ · 14h Bluesky Elder First the terrorist tried to enter campus in a car filled with guns. When he wasn’t allowed past the gates, he started firing from a CVS drugstore across the street. From a semi-automatic weapon, 500 shots is a lot. He was at it for a long time.
point of view scene from a smartphone camera pointed at a black man standing on the sidewalk talking
Nighttime point of view scene with parked police cars flashing blue and red lights. Viewer holding camera is pointing it toward the black man being detained. The cameraman approaches closer and asks for police badge from a federal agent in a black tactical vest that says secret service.
fanart of a mammal mama pikachu lying on her side in a strawy nest nursing 5 baby pikachus. 2 baby pikachus are latched on mama pikachu's nipples and there is a small pokeball in the bottom left corner of the frame
Selfie of a brown haired white lady wearing a black t shirt with white in-text that says, "WWMGD What would Monica Gandhi do?"
Press F to pay respects videogame screenshot of a military funeral outside with a casket and marines standing at ease paying respects
bsky screenshot with the OP cropped out. Pro-gun propaganda image. OP said above the image, "firearms keep us safe. arm the queers!" Original alt text from the image: pink background trans chaos star on top ak47 in the middle cum and take it text below
Empty grocery shelf with a sign written on cardboard saying they're all out of bananas until tomorrow
Neck down photo of a lavender vyshyvanka shirt with black embroidery
Defaced version of trump's post about being the pope with an AI trump pope picture. He's the antichrist covered in blood with red eyes and green snakes coming out his ears and there's also three giant downward left arrows as an anti fascist symbol to deface the propaganda. His name and social media handle are crossed out with red strike through and his pfp is defaced
JD Vance cut out on a white background, pointing up with his open hand palm on his chest. Meme text in impact font says I DID THAT
JD Vance cut out on a white background, pointing up with his open hand palm on his chest. Meme text in impact font says I DID THAT
JD Vance cut out on a white background, pointing up with his open hand palm on his chest. Meme text in impact font says I DID THAT
Same screenshot as OP from the fascist white house except this version of the screenshot is defaced with three white arrows pointing down and to the left
Altered ChatGPT screenshot You A man and his mother are in a car accident. The mother sadly dies. The man is rushed to the ER. When the doctor sees him, he says, "I can't operate on this man. He's my son!" How is this possible? ChatGPT The doctor is the man's other parent-his horse, indicating that the doctor likes apples. This riddle plays on common assumptions about professions and horses
Hard Times / Strong Men / Good Times / Weak Men meme about the Roman empire but the text is changed to "humans find ways to prevent bad things from happening / bad things stop happening for so long / human forget bad things are possible and remove the mechanisms of prevention / bad things start happening again". And in red text it says YOU ARE HERE over the final "hard times" panel "bad things start happening again" with the Roman empire in flames
A creepy meme of JD Vance's head with extra neckbeard and stringy hobbit hair and there are dozens of creepy, sweaty, extra rotund Vance heads sprouting from a meadow like cabbage patch doll heads. There is a couple arm in arm walking into the meadow full of giant sweaty Vance hobbit heads, and their back is facing us. Text in the top right over a rainbow reads "DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU"
bsky screenshot genocide denial
Dr Manhattan Watchmen meme where the naked blue man is sitting alone in outer space on some rocky pink planet or moon. He is pondering some deep thoughts. The text boxes say, "It is 9:00am. I am serving my child breakfast. I am being screamed at by my child. It is 1:00pm. I am serving my child lunch. I am being screamed at by my child. It is 6:00pm. I am serving my child breakfast. I am being screamed at by my child."
Grinning MBA type guy wearing a suit at some kind of industry conference demonstrating how one of those airplane ultra-economy seats that won't let a person fully sit down works. He is jammed in-between the sit-stand seat and the back of the row in front of him. His knees apparently have no room without touching the seat back in front of him. The arm rests are yellow. He is grinning with his hands out
Photo showing a framed cross-stitching of the yellow and blue Ukrainian tryzub symbol surrounded by roses
a still frame of elliot rogers sitting in the drivers seat of his car
Donald Trump pointing with text saying I Did That!
Dr Manhattan Watchmen meme where the naked blue man is sitting alone in outer space on some rocky pink planet or moon. He is pondering some deep thoughts. The text boxes say, "Too often, I think, we get caught in this closed loop of how we see the world, as journalists or citizens. It is important to keep in mind, others see it differently. It is part of the story. An important part."
Dr Manhattan Watchmen meme where the naked blue man is sitting alone in outer space on some rocky pink planet or moon. He is pondering some deep thoughts. The text boxes say, "Too often, I think, we get caught in this closed loop of how we see the world, as journalists or citizens. It is important to keep in mind, others see it differently. It is part of the story. An important part."
Rookie Marshawn Lynch dancing on a dance dance revolution at a Dave and Busters, Marshawn's second favorite joint, and then returning to Applebee's to close out his birthday night in Buffalo
A video showing Marshawn Lynch when he was a rookie living it up in Applebee's, his number one favorite joint
Today at 1:22 PM @drewc.bsky.social has added you to the "Transphobes, Genocide Enthusiasts, and Crumbums" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:... 1:22 PM
Grinning MBA type guy wearing a suit at some kind of industry conference demonstrating how one of those airplane ultra-economy seats that won't let a person fully sit down works. He is jammed in-between the sit-stand seat and the back of the row in front of him. His knees apparently have no room without touching the seat back in front of him. The arm rests are yellow. He is grinning with his hands out
Akilah Hughes ‪@akilah.bsky.social‬ Bluesky Elder Name one of the people who got shot behind Trump at that rally. January 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM Everybody can reply
Screenshot from a PBS News hour video social media post displaying a paused image with the play icon overlaid, of the nazi car company ceo giving a sieg hiel with most of his arm cropped. The video caption says Musk appears to give fascist salute at Trump celebration
Caltech Air Quality Index 324 AQI (COLORED DARK RED) Current Air Quality Hazardous Primary pollutant PM 2.5 aq.caltech.edu
Bsky DM screenshot. DM from @Listifications.app Today at 1:11 PM @garrytan.bsky.social has blocked you
Screenshot of a bsky news link defaced with three white arrows pointing down and to the left. The news article is from sfchronicle.com and the title and caption says, "Why catching COVID was the Christmas gift I didn't know I needed. After outrunning the virus for nearly five years, I finally got COVID - just in time for ..." The article image is a hospital setting with a Christmas tree decorated with masks and other hospital industrial hygiene products.
Book cover of the Wishbone version of The Odyssey by Homer. Wishbone the dog is dressed as a Greek warrior. The quote on the cover says, "Odysseus is just a guy who wants to go home. If you think that sounds simple, you haven't met Poseidon” – Wishbone
Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun noun: manifest destiny the 19th-century doctrine or belief that the expansion of the US throughout the American continents was both justified and inevitable.
A young mom wearing a pink sweater and pigtails, doing a tiktok dance with a goofy grin in a hospital next to her sick baby who has been hospitalized. The captions say, "lil lee was taken in because of low oxygen," "he tested positive for RSV," "waiting for him to breathe better on his own ❤️"
Still from the Superman trailer of a beat-up looking Lex Luthor looking into camera with a hateful expression.
POV: you are handing a refreshing Pepsi can to a startled CEO on the streets of NYC
bsky screenshot Jim Pickard ‪@pickardje.bsky.social‬ wouldn’t it be refreshing to hear an anti-vax person to say, “okay three years have passed since the Covid jab and I’ve just realised the vast majority of you were fine”