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@maybe.fail

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tech @ eff community organizing & environmental justice in bayview, sf vana’diel denizen

Me: Give me any canned answer you want but talk like a pirate. TikTok Support: Ahoy there! * While I can't sail the high seas with ye in me replies, I be an Al customer service assistant, here to help ye with any TikTok troubles ye might have! So, if ye have a question about TikTok, just let me know, and I'll do me best to assist ye! Arrr!
jackass skull and cross-crutches logo. yolo engineering: we'll consider security in phase two
side profile of tesla cybercab parked on the street in bayview, san francisco
a screenshot of my questionable music taste meant to showcase a VERY BRIGHT light-colored responsive background with a VERY DARK Play button.
screenshot from tiktok informing us that we can't block the keyword #PaidPartnership
hasty mushroom skewer from breath of the wild
SEVERE WEATHER: MOSTLY SUNNY
a billboard for tailscale in front of potrero hill - zero config, zero headaches, zero trust. not sure about that zero config part, tbh.
lock screen of a wooded hillside with Don't Panic written in large, friendly letters.
still from twin peaks season 3. big ed sits at the counter of the double R diner with his eyes closed and feels norma's hand on his shoulder.
late series men of "last of the summer wine". i don't fancy my chances of being saved.
1: i thought ssl certs were expensive, what do? 2: lets encrypt 1: yes, lets
malformed email trying to help me with dementia problems
upside down clown emoji
meta's AI claims, in conversation, to own and drive a gas-guzzling honda odyssey.
i have manually set my gender to "get entirely fucked you ghouls" in tiktok's ad preferences.
mobile screenahot of infowars.com with ridiculous design, headlines, and cryptocurrency nonsense
screenshot of power platform admin center's advisor with a red box calling out a table entry that says "get better recommendations" in the "recommendations" column. the impact is high.
vote compass result showing that i disagree with every mayoral candidates position on prop f
user 869
Instagram search ui thinks molly white is about drugs. probably just ruined my algorithm.
silhouette of a child running toward the water, a dusky orange sky overhead and his relatives in the background. the boundary between sea and low lying fog is blurred.
tiktok showing gaza devastation, but tiktok helpfully has a call-to-action overlay exhorting me to hurry on over to the "shop" tab so i don't miss the summer sale, which is ending soon.
white background, black jacket, black hoodie, black glasses, short salt and pepper beard, wry smile
dylan moran as bernard black. sitting at his desk with a book and glass; a freak with rights.
STORY TIME HAS BEEN CANCELLED TODAY. We apologize for the inconvenience.
an amazon ad on instagram for a traffic signal controller
miller and otto in a glowing car at the end of the film repo man
google wants you to review their terms of service with your child. as if.
child typing into a usb numpad glued to a door
Did you send me a TikTok video? yes, an accessibility product for dad ....prove you are who you should be
green metal spikes in a planter
stereolab’s emperor tomato ketchup
a web form, showing the reasons why i'm very unlikely to apply for a role at Meta: Meta does not build technologies that are good for the world. Meta does not demonstrate a promising future as a company.
a “report ad” screen where i’ve entered (null) to fuck with the devs
tik tok ad settings now allow custom genders
Security Engineer, Detection and Response OpenAl • San Francisco, CA $245K-$385K / year & Actively recruiting
Spicy Ginger Turkey Ingredients • 1 half gallon water • 1 bunch chopped fresh sage • 1 bunch chopped fresh rosemary • 1 handful black peppercorns • 1 cup sea salt • 1/4 cup raw sugar • 1 cup chopped celery • 1 cup chopped white onion • 1 pint turkey (or chicken) broth • A six-pack of extra spicy small-brew ginger ale • 3 large oranges or 5 clementines Preparation • Boil water, spices, and veggies until veggies are soft. • Set aside to cool.| • When room temperature, add ginger ale, oranges, and broth. • Submerge bird in brine. • Put in fridge overnight. • Before roasting, clean the bird thoroughly with cool water. • Stuff the cavity with more onions and oranges. • Roast per bird weight
screenshot of gandi.net search results: twitter.ing for 27/yr twitter.hair for 2240.18/yr
the book ‘police & the empire city: race & the origins of modern policing in new york’ by matthew guariglia
You are invited to celebrate the 60th Anniversary of The SF Market with us! Your contributions and support have made our success possible and we couldn't celebrate without you. Please join us on Tuesday, September 26, 2023 (6:30-8:30 AM). A group market photo will be taken at 7:30!
world’s largest pancake griddle towering over a box truck for size comparison
Norms: • Stay engaged • Speak your truth • Experience discomfort • Expect and accept non-closure • Pay attention to patterns of participation • Contextual confidentiality • Go to the source • Keep liberation for the oppressed at the center. • Be part of the solution, towards anti-racism. • Be present and curious in discomfort.
iphone lockscreen with wooded hillside. words “don’t panic” in nice, friendly letters. some widgets.
peter sellers as clouseau, in a shitty disguise, holding a bomb
knuckle tats reading HOPE PUNK
dylan moran, as bernard l. black. what’s the l stand for? ludwig, yknow, beethoven.
It is now safe to turn off your computer.
30 hot dog 11 roller grill, the kind you’d see at a 7-11, for sale by amazon home
hammer and shroom in front of a forest captioned “we will grow forests in the ashes of capitalism”
MICROSOFT’S XBOX PARENTAL CONTROLS AND FAMILY SETTINGS Xbox is improving our data collection processes around accounts for children. On June 05, 2023, we entered into a settlement with the U.S. Federal Trade Commission to resolve allegations that our previous account creation process for Xbox Live improperly collected information from children without properly notifying and getting permission from their parents. As part of the settlement, we’re writing to let you know about privacy settings to protect children playing on your Xbox.
i could save 0.01usd on my amazon ses bill!
blow pops, with and without wrapper, on white background
an image indicating i’m paying attention to apple’s wwdc sessions. an apple logo with cc text indicating “mellow instrumental hip-hop” music is playing.
screenshot of instagram suggested reels featuring only keanu reeves
vibrant orange sticky monkey flowers overlooking highway 101
perl, ai-assisted visual blogging?